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Monthly Archives: December 2013

Naughty Gift Guide 2013: For Him

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Today’s gift guide is on all things for that special man (or men) in your life who you’d like to give the gift of naughtiness to! We’ve tried to vary the gifts so there is a nice naughty option for everyone’s tastes.

{ Thick As Thieves } – Original Thick Ur Dick Girth Expander – This girth expander is designed to give some added thickness to any member for maximum thickness and fulfillment during use! For those who love that filling sensation, this will be very enjoyable for both the wearer and their partner which makes it the perfect gift!

{ Free Spirits } – The Substitute Realistic Skin Feel Masturbator – For those Casanovas or single Sams who prefer to ride solo, this realistic masturbator is the perfect choice! It’s made of the most realistic material, TSX Toys’ signature Fauxskin, which literally feels softer than real skin. It’s like a velvet texture which makes this toy an amazing experience for any single man!

{ Wild Will } – Wolfman Canine Animal Penis Extension – For those loving the furry fetish, this animal penis extension designed to look like a wolf is the perfect gift! It’s anatomy is stylized, but very close to the real deal and the extension allows it to be worn and used with another for a totally personal and erotic yiff experience! For those who don’t want an extension, but still want a yiff experience, we also have ones in stylized for dog penis, horse penis (anatomically correct), extra large horse dick, a whale penis (anatomically correct, but sized down), and then a dildo for the wolf penis as well which all make for great yiffy gifts!

{ Long Johns } – 2″ Veinzy Penis Extension – This last gift idea is a customer favorite because it’s simple, yet effective! For those who want length and texture during use, this is the perfect penis extender! It’s designed with stylized vein texture on the shaft and lends 2 inches to the wearer of the extension during use.

Naughty Gift Guide 2013: For Anal Lovers 

Naughty Gift Guide 2013: For Kinky Couples

Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter! 

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♥ xO

Naughty Gift Guide 2013: For Anal Lovers

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Today’s gift guide is all about anal 😉

For those of you who love some backdoor fun, here are my top picks for holiday gifts you can gift to others or treat yourself with!

{For Beginners } The Analicious Butt Plug is perfect for beginners because it’s small, smooth yet textured and tapered shape makes this little toy enjoyable and easy to use!

{ For Intermediate } The 2 Shots In the Dark Butt Plug is a bit on the bigger side of things, but is tapered and has 2 notches on it so you can start at the top and work your way down the shaft each time you use it and work up to full insertion. The smooth texture makes this really pleasurable to use!

{ For Advanced } The Polyphemus Butt Plug is massively big for the advanced anal players and comes with a smooth, yet textured and ridged shaft that makes every inch pleasurable, but seriously intense!

{ For Kinky Fun } The Deep Black Ribbed 100% Low Ammonia Latex Inflatable Butt Plug is for those who aren’t necessarily looking for size or want to start small and work their way up because this butt plug actually comes equipped with a hand pump which inflates the shaft of the toy! Insert the toy at it’s normal size and inflate it once it’s inside for a deliciously intense experience!

Naughty Gift Guide 2013: For Kinky Couples

Enter Our Naughty & Nice Holiday Giveaway! 

Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter! 

Naughty Holiday Humor

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♥ xO

Naughty Gift Guide 2013: For Kinky Couples

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In honor of the holidays, I’ve come up with some fun and naughtily themed gift guides which I hope you’ll all find amusing and instructive 😉

I’ve included what I think are our best toys and some of my own personal favorites as well – happy gift shopping for those you hold dear – don’t forget to treat yourself too!

{ Threesome Fantasy } This 3 toy kit is perfect for those couples who want to take things a bit outside the box and into threesome double penetration adventure zones without involving a third person in their intimate escapades. I think a lot of women are really curious and turned on by the idea of a threesome, but the emotional anxiety or aftermath of involving a third person in your relationship, especially physically, can be really taxing so opting for the toys keeps the fun, physical end of the fantasy alive and erotic without things getting too messy, er, anymore than usual that is 😉

{ Foot Love } Although foot fetish fun isn’t for everyone (rhyming is totally unintentional, I swear), everyone must try it at least once, just because! It’s kind of erotic when you take the time to try it out and even if it’s not for you, it checks one off the list of things to try, amirite? If you are into foot lovin’ or not, this Femme Foot Fatale toy is awesome because it has the erotic visual of feet while offering the functionality of a toy that can be used any way you like!

{ Fistful of Fun } Sure, it’s true; fisting isn’t for everyone, but it can be really intensely pleasurable and exciting for the sexually adventurous set and why not? Our Duo Fist Toy is seriously intense, packs a punch (get it? ;-)) and guarantees a good time for the right couple!

{ Extra Inches } A totally classic penis extension, the 3 Extra Inches is massively popular and with good reason; it gives added inches to any member so you can go as deep as you like! Also, the way the extensions work is they actually assist you in staying harder for longer and experiencing a more intense orgasm, much like a cock ring!

Enter Our Naughty & Nice Holiday Giveaway! 

Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter! 

Naughty Holiday Humor

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♥ xO

Enter to Win A Naughty and Nice Adult Prize Pack In Our Holiday Giveaway!

It’s time for another naughty giveaway! 

In the spirit of the holiday, we’ve decided to offer up the chance for 1 lucky winner to get their hands on this delicious Naughty & Nice Prize Pack!

The prize pack includes 3 naughty games (dice, striptease playing cards, & a fun board game), 1 mid sized Wet Original lubricant, and 2 fun vibrators (a rabbit and a slim line classic)!

Here’s What You Can Win: 

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Click Here to Enter the Giveaway!

Happy Holidays ♥

Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter! 

Naughty Holiday Humor

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♥ xO

Today Only! Shop Our Cyber Monday Deals!

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Today is the last day to get our Black Friday / Cyber Monday Deals so get all those last minute gifts and items to treat yourself before midnight tonight and take advantage of our massive discounts!

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This offer expires at midnight tonight so get the deals while you can!

Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter!

Click Here to Enter Our Naughty November Giveaway!

Quick Tip to Make First Time Anal Easier + More Fun for Everyone!

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Happy Shopping!

♥ xO

Cyber Monday Deals!

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It’s that time again!

You know, time to shop and get all the stuff you want.

I know the Black Friday charm has probably worn off by now, but this year is all about Cyber Monday amirite?

I know I am 😉

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Here’s Your Cyber Monday Deals:

  • Spend $80+ Get 10% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $150+ Get 20% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $300+ Get 30% Off Your Order!

These deals will last until midnight on December 2nd, 2013.

Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter!

Click Here to Enter Our Naughty November Giveaway!

Quick Tip to Make First Time Anal Easier + More Fun for Everyone!

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Happy Shopping!

♥ xO