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How to Choose the Perfect Sex Toy for Your Partner

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How to Choose the Perfect Sex Toy for Your Partner

If you are looking to purchase the perfect sex toy for your partner, but you don’t know where to start, this post is for you! I have laid out a few tips and tricks on what to look for, how to find out what your partner likes and wants in a toy, and you can have it delivered by Valentine’s Day with the deals going on in our online store so read on 😉

  • Figure Out What Your Partner Likes. If you don’t know what your partner likes or you aren’t sure, then you’ll want to do some digging. Do they enjoy a certain kind of porn? Are they into anal? Is their ultimate fantasy a threesome? All of these things will determine what toy will work best for them and bring a smile to their face on February 14th.
  • Ask Probing Questions. If you have no idea where to start or no idea what your partner is into, then it’s a good idea to begin asking some probing questions. Of course, you probably don’t want them to know what you’re up to so it’s a good idea to ask “what if” type questions or address them in a roundabout way. You can do so by asking things like, “would you ever try anal?” or “what do you think about threesomes?” Insert other topics and converse with your partner to really figure out what they’re into or might be into experimenting with.
  • Decide On the Perfect Toy. Once you have an idea of what they might enjoy in a toy, then it’s time to shop! Anal toys for anal lovers, threesome toys for those with menage-a-trois fantasies, yiff and furry play, or some classic realistic dildos.

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3 New Year’s Resolutions to Crank Up the Kink in 2016

 

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2016 is finally here and with that comes the annual resolutions so we thought we would come up with some fun, naughty new year’s resolutions that you guys can enjoy this year!

3 New Year’s Resolutions to Crank Up the Kink in 2016

  • Try Bondage // Bondage is a fun way to mix things up and experiment. Mild bondage is commonly referred to as kink (think handcuffs, silk restraints and eye masks), but legit bondage is a bit more hardcore than that. If you find that the minor kinks are not doing it for you anymore, trying bondage out may be just the thing to help you feel more fulfillment sexually. Just make sure you’re informed, safe, sane, and consensual before going for it. Click Here to Learn More About Bondage
  • Try A Fetish // If you feel that a specific fetish may be right for you, but have been to shy to speak about it, make 2016 the year you speak out about your fantasies and desires! Whether it’s a fetish for pantyhose, latex, rope bondage, yiff, foot fetish, medical fetish, or something else, be authentically you. We support you all the way to your sexual happiness 🙂
  • Try Roleplay // If you’re more into the milder side of things, trying out a little frisky roleplay might be enjoyable for you. There’s anything from dirty talk to actual characters (schoolgirl and teacher or doctor and patient, to name a few), yiff roleplay as various animals, and evenvampire roleplay. Do your research and see what piques your interest, then share your thoughts with your partner(s) to discuss possible experimentation.

Here’s to Wishing You the Kinkiest Year Yet 😉

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xO

Things You Didn’t Know Would Boost Your Immunity Naturally!

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The fall is probably one of the times of year when they may feel less likely to bump uglies, but you may want to rethink your laziness and low sex drive. Whether it’s the comfort foods, too much sweets, or diet soda cramping your libido’s style, we’ve come up with a few surefire ways to boost your libido naturally that you may not have thought to try!

Things You Didn’t Know Would Boost Your Libido Naturally!

  • TV In Your Bedroom – A surprising study on the effect of sex among couples who had a TV in their bedroom yielded even more surprising results. Couples with the TV in their room were more likely to engage in sexual activities because they would either watch more porn together or get bored with their usual shows and have sex instead; who knew?
  • Adrenaline Rush – Activities that trigger your adrenaline may help increase your sex drive because of the effect they have on circulation and blood flow. Some fun activities to try out this fall with your partner include zip-lining, surfing, skiing, sky diving, and other activities.
  • Hot Chocolate – There may be something to your chocolate addiction during fall! Hot chocolate, especially dark chocolate, helps naturally boost your libido, releases endorphins to trigger your pleasure response,  and it’s filled with antioxidants. It’s also equally delicious!
  • Sunlight – The vitamin D you gain from sunlight is a natural mood booster. It can help fight depression that may be more likely during the winter and can even help boost your libido so take a stroll with that special someone 😉
  • Other natural libido boosters: apple cider with cinnamon, ginseng tea, dark chocolate, avocados, cardiovascular exercise, yoga, and kegel exercises.
  • Things to Avoid: Alcohol (especially hard liquor), tonic and soda water (it lowers testosterone), diet soda, and artificial sweeteners.

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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xO

Happy Halloween!

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Happy Halloween from All of Us At Masturgasm!

We hope you have the naughtiest of naughty Halloweens this year and remember to stay safe, sane and consensual 😉

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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Last Chance to Get These Halloween Deals!

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Last Chance to Get Our Halloween Deals!

Today is the LAST DAY to get any of our awesome Halloween deals and discounts on Masturgasm and our Amazon store so hurry and shop while you still can to get your favorite dildos and butt plugs at awesome prices!

Masturgasm Halloween Deals:

  • Get 20% Off When You Spend $100 or more on ANY Animal Toys (including animal dildos and extensions) and Animal Kits, Masks and combo kits!
  • Get A FREE Skeleton Extender when you spend $200 or more on any order!

Amazon Store Halloween Deals: 

  • Spend $75+ and Get 10% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $150+ and Get 15% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $300+ and Get 20% Off Your Order!

No codes are required for these deals; they will be applied automatically when you meet the minimum amounts or purchase from the select categories.

Happy Shopping! 

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

Browse the Sales on Masturgasm – here.

Browse the Sales on Amazon – here.

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Puppy Play: Try Our Latest Dog Bondage Mask!

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Puppy Play:

Try Our Latest Dog Bondage Mask!

Newly released on Masturgasm, our Puppy Dog Full Mask is the perfect piece of bondage gear to pick up before Halloween hits! If you enjoy furry and yiff roleplaying with some power play thrown into the mix, this is an ideal item to have in your BDSM arsenal. It comes complete with a full mask that covers the face and gives a snout-like appearance. On top of that, the mask includes a mouth gag under the snout attachment, a collar with 2 rings for adding your leash easily, canine ears for realism, and a blinder mask that can be easily removed whenever you like.

Browse our full selection of BDSM Gear Here.

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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Bondage Eye Masks to Add to Your Naughty Halloween Costume!

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Bondage Eye Masks to Add to Your Naughty Halloween Costume!

Halloween is almost here and if you plan on going to a naughtier Halloween event, bondage masks are a great way to achieve the costume look without too much effort. If you want to apply some makeup to make the look more intense, you can, but otherwise, some sleek leather, latex or other form-fitting clothes are ideal for giving yourself a sexy costume this year.

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These high quality 100% authentic leather masks have a darker feel to them that’s fun at kinky events or at home, role playing with a partner. The sky is the limit!

Browse our entire selection of masks and other bondage gear here!

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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NEW Devil Inside Me Tail Butt Plug!

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NEW Devil Inside Me Tail Butt Plug! 

One of our newest sex toys on Masturgasm, this Devil Inside Me Tail Butt Plug is PERFECT for Halloween, especially if you’re up for some horror-themed roleplay. If you happen to be dressing up in a naughty devil costume for Halloween, this is a great toy to pair with your costume for naughty after-party play. The tail end of this anal plug is scaled and comes to a raised pitchfork point. The texture is great for stimulation and adds kinky detail to your sexy Halloween costume. The plug end of this toy is a simple medium sized, tapered butt plug with lube trails for long lasting lubrication and fun!

Measurements: 

  • Total Length: 18 Inches
  • Plug Length: 5 Inches
  • Thickness: 6 3/4 around widest point

Learn more and purchase your own Devil Inside Me Tail Butt Plug on Masturgasm.

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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xO

The Historical Significance of Butt Pirates

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The term “butt pirates” is one you have probably heard at some point or another, but I am willing to bet you have no idea where this phrase originated. Butt pirates is now thought to be an offensive phrase, but the origin is anything but offensive. In fact, the sexual history of pirates was quite progressive for it’s time.

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The Historical Significance of “Butt Pirates”

Beginning around the 1600’s, “butt pirates” were much like “circumstantial homosexuality” that occurred during Greek times in which, during long times away from wives and families, pirates would engage in sexual activities and sometimes relationships with their shipmates. Some even completed a ceremony, at sea, called “Matelotage” which was considered to be much like marriages including the right to their spouse’s (or mate’s) property, living quarters, rings, and earnings. In the event of one mate’s death, the other would also have the right to claim their status, earnings, and belongings. Race was not an issue for pirates at sea, either, which was a surprisingly forward-thinking mindset for the time, as well, so interracial relationships were also common. In an effort to decrease the instances of homosexuality on ships, a French governor from Tortuga sent a trope of hookers onto various pirate ships, but this only resulted in threesomes. Women dressed up as men and became pirates during this time, as well, in order to escape their undesired lives on land which may explain some of the supposed “homosexuality,” but other cases are, more probably, a simple way for homosexuals to live openly and be themselves.

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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Halloween Deals Are Almost Over!

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Our Halloween Sales Are Sweeter Than Any Treat!

Our Halloween deals this year are sweeter than any of your Halloween treats so get in on these naughty Halloween deals while you can 😉

Masturgasm Halloween Deals:

  • Get 20% Off When You Spend $100 or more on ANY Animal Toys (including animal dildos and extensions) and Animal Kits, Masks and combo kits!
  • Get A FREE Skeleton Extender when you spend $200 or more on any order!

Amazon Store Halloween Deals: 

  • Spend $75+ and Get 10% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $150+ and Get 15% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $300+ and Get 20% Off Your Order!

No codes are required for these deals; they will be applied automatically when you meet the minimum amounts or purchase from the select categories.

Happy Shopping!

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

Browse the Sales on Masturgasm – here.

Browse the Sales on Amazon – here.

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