50 Shades Dark Gift Guide
Kinky Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day is coming with a vengeance, but we like to do our Valentine’s Day with more kink than cuteness so we came up with a 50 Shades Dark Gift Guide to reflect our hedonistic ideals and values – hope you enjoy 😉
50 Shades Dark Gift Guide
- 12 Inch Silicone Vibrating Anal Beads – These vibrating anal beads are crafted from non-porous silicone materials which makes them perfect for anal play! 12 inches of uninterrupted anal fun, these beads come in a long wand-like strip and easy push controls.
- Shibari Halo 10 Speed Waterproof Vibrator – This vibrating wand has 10 speeds of vibration for a diverse array of erotic stimulation that can be enjoyed for hours without every experiencing the same mode twice 😉
- Wolfman Wolf Dildo – Designed after a real wolf penis, this dildo is ideal for unleashing your inner animal! Coupled with a suction cup for uninterrupted play, this toy can be used anywhere you like, including on shower walls!
- Black Ball Gag – Keep your partner (or yourself) quiet with this secure, but comfortable ball gag! Complete with perforated ball for easy breathing during use, this ball gag adds a new layer of intensity and kink to all your bondage play.
- Black Leather Blindfold Mask – This leather blindfold is ideal for total blackout pleasure experiences! Made with authentic leather, this blindfold has a comfortable elastic band for easy wear any time the mood strikes.
- Screw Nipple Clamps with Chain – These screw nipple clamps are the perfect way to amp up the intensity during your bondage play. The chain and screw clamps ensure these stay put for however long you like!
- Devil Inside Me Tail Butt Plug – This Devil Inside Me butt plug includes a small tapered butt plug complete with lube trails for long lasting lubrication and fun. The end opposite the plug is in the shape of a pitchforked devil’s tail ideal for anyone who’s been too naughty and wants to show off their kinky ways.
- Vibro Screw Anal Plug – This massive anal toy is perfect for taking your anal play up a notch! Unlike other anal toys, this butt plug allows you to screw in a little more whenever you want to increase the intensity and pleasure – just give it a screw and enjoy!
- Large Mole Butt Plug – The large mole plug is a modestly sized tapered butt plug for naughty anal play without going too wild. It’s perfect for keeping in place while enjoying other pleasures and is easily used with the help of a little lubrication.
- Silicone Vibrating Anal Beads – These vibrating silicone anal beads are perfect for all kinds of anal play, especially when used by male partners (but not only) because the base includes soft ridges for stimulating your perineum during use and the beaded wand is curved for stimulating the prostate.
- Set of 2 Thigh and Wrist Restraints – Last, but certainly not least, is this set of thigh and wrist restraints! Perfect for keeping your partner (or yourself) tied down and ready, these restraints are heavy duty and won’t budge!
Here’s to the Naughtiest Valentine’s Day Yet 😉
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Mistress Gift Guide
Mistress Gift Guide
Don’t know what to get your favorite mistress this holiday season? These gifts are guaranteed to please! From toys to tools, these kinky holiday gifts are the perfect way to say thank you to your beloved mistress, whatever her tastes or tricks of the trade may be.
- Vibro Screw Anal Plug – Inspired by actual screws, the Vibro Screw Plug is a wonderful toy for anal training and stretching play! It’s tapered tip can be inserted and screwed in a little at a time as you level up in your anal experience.
- Poseidon Urethral Sound – Complete with a handle for total control, this urethral sound is perfect for dilating your urethra one step at a time. The smooth ridges offer an intensely pleasurable experience for those who dare.
- Hand of Plenty Fisting Sex Toy – Designed to look like an actual human fist (with a twist), this Hand of Plenty toy is ideal for fisting and stretching play. The tapered tail end also offers up unique stimulation when you want a contrast to the fist end.
- Electro Stim Egg and Clamps – This Electro Stim Egg is perfect for direct electro stimulation while the clamps may be attached to any and all areas for a subtle shock or two 😉
- The Devil Inside Me Butt Plug – Let out your inner devilish side with this Devil Inside Me Plug! One end is a small tapered butt plug with lube trails (for long lasting lubrication) while the other is a stylized devil tail. Use both for erotic stimulation and enjoyment!
- Raging Stallion Boot Paddle – A near-exact replica of the bottom side of any combat boot, this is the perfect tool to deal out punishment when your subs are defying you!
We hope she doesn’t make you regret gifting these to her 😉
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Kinky Ways to Thank Your Partner on Thanksgiving!
In this fast-paced life, it’s incredibly easy to neglect your partner(s) so it’s a good thing we have November! With upcoming Thanksgiving, our thoughts turn to thankfulness and gratitude and there are plenty of seriously naughty ways to show your appreciation all month long and on Thanksgiving too!
4 Kinky Ways to Thank Your Partner All Month Long
- Sensual Massage – Sensual massage is a great way to get your bodies warmed up and ready for some fun, but more than that, it’s a great way to bond with your partner. Touch and body contact during the sensual massage with a little warming lubricant can be a loving, intimate experience and lead into kinkier waters; it’s totally up to you. Get erotic massage tips here.
- Surprise Dress Up – Dressing up as a character or in some lace or leather lingerie is a great way to surprise your partner with a little impromptu fun! Nothing better than coming home from a difficult day at work to your partner laced up and ready to go, am I right?
- Try Backdoor Fun – You know, anal. It might seem like forbidden straits to you, but give it a go! If your partner is interested in this sort of pleasure experience, you owe it to each other to try it out as it can be a very fulfilling sexual experience for many. You never know; you may really enjoy it! My advice is to take things slow. Need help convincing your partner? Here are a few tip on how to get your partner to try anal.
- Treat Them to A Sexual Getaway – Get away from the cold for the fall and winter months by surprising your partner(s) with a sexual getaway! This can include a romantic getaway in the destination of your choice, an erotic stay-cation at home, or a specific vacation to one of the many clothing-optional getaway destinations in the Dominican Republic and other select locations around the world. Many popular adult sex resorts include Caliente, Viking, and Charli’s Angels.
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The Sex Toy You Should Try During Football Season!
Here’s the Sex Toy You Should Try During Football Season!Â
If you’re a football fan, then this toy is going to add a whole new level of pleasure to hardcore sports fans everywhere. Modeled after a real football, this massive butt plug comes complete with textured surface and stitches just like the real thing! Not for the faint at heart, it also comes with a massive suction cup for deep anal pleasure and other erotic stretching play. Get into the spirit of football season and try this big anal plug 😉
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Is the “Squirting” Phenomenon Real?
Is the “Squirting” Phenomenon Real?
Squirting is something you may have heard of before, but you might not know the finer details about what is actually happening during this sexual phenomenon. “Squirting” is caused by putting on a female’s prostate or “g-spot” and if enough pressure is applied to this area, it can cause the woman to urinate. Not technically an orgasm, the actually squirting may include a mixture of urine and cum because said person is already (presumably) engaged in sexual activities. That said, the urine is what is being released during squirting and what is ejaculated out of a woman. The liquid ejaculated during squirting is mainly clear. Most women who have experienced the squirting phenomenon claim to experience more intensely satisfying climaxes during squirting than a typical orgasm.
How You Can Get Your Partner to Squirt:Â
You will want to stimulate your partner with your fingers in order to feel around for her g-spot. It is usually located toward the front wall of the vagina, but each woman is different. You will know you’ve located it because your partner will respond to the sensitive area and also because the area may feel raise, swollen or rough in texture which helps it stand out against other areas. Your partner may feel as though they have to urinate when this area is stimulated, but as long as she has previously urinated, this is perfectly fine. She may also feel some pressure so it’s important to encourage your partner to relax in order to continue stimulating this area to the point of squirting. Your partner can encourage the likelihood of squirting by pushing with her pelvic floor muscles, but keep in mind that there may be a lot of liquid ejaculated once she begins squirting so preparation is ideal. You’ll want to put towels down if you’re worried about a mess. Don’t be discouraged if no squirting happens because not everyone squirts when this area is stimulated, but also be patient in exploring whether or not this kind of stimulation is for you. And remember to be gentle, take your time, and enjoy!
Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
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The Perfect Toys for Dia de Los Muertos!
Happy Day of the Dead! All things skulls and skeletons run today so we’re sharing 2 awesome sex toys that are absolutely bad to the bone (pardon the pun, but it’s true!).
The Perfect Toys for Dia de Los Muertos!
The Skeleton Penis Extension is PERFECT for Dia de Los Muertos AKA Day of the Dead! The skeleton design offers up unique stimulation and function as lube trails to help lubrication last longer and pleasure that’s more intensely satisfying. The strap is both a cock ring/sling that helps the wearer stay harder for longer and cum harder.
The Akmed Skull Dong has a good side and a bad side; both are pleasure-inducing! The skull textures act as lube trails for long-lasting lubrication and provided stimulation during use while the wide base helps keep the product still while you have your fun 😉
Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
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10 Fall Sex Tips to Have Amazing Sex this Season!
Fall is on it’s way and you deserve to enjoy this season to it’s absolute fullest so we came up with 10 tips for you to do just that – naughty style 😉
10 Fall Sex Tips for the Best Sex Ever!
- Make sure you wear your socks during naughty fun!
- Sensual kisses on the neck let your partner know it’s time for a quickie.
- Make your bedroom a comfortable sanctuary; You’ll sleep better AND have better sex.
- Plan a kinky Halloween party 😉
- Try these sex toys to add some excitement to the bedroom!
- Consider having a naughty sexual affair.
- Make your fall date nights just a little bit more fun 😉
- Try some bondage on for size: Play Doctor, Fishnet for the Win, Rope Bondage, Erotic Biting, Pegging or Pet Play.
- Indulge in some adventure and try a new sex position.
- Play a naughty game of trick or treat!
Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
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5 Benefits to Having Sex on Your Period
Sex on your period might be something you would never, ever in a million years consider or it might be something you enjoy on the regular. Whatever your stance on this interesting (and sometimes deliciously messy) arrangement, there are several benefits to having sex on your period and we thought we’d mention a few of our favorites 😉
5 Benefits to Having Sex on Your Period
- Did you know strippers make more money on their periods? True story. Strippers tend to get better and more frequent tips during and around their periods because ovulation can literally be sensed by males on a primal level. Make it rain, ladies 😉
- It represents femininity and womanhood. You might not feel very feminine during your period, but it is a serious representation of womanhood, femininity, and fertility.
- It turns people on! Since it is a representation of all that is womanly, it may very well turn a lot of people on! Believe it or not, some people are extremely turned on by it.
- It might save your marriage. If you only happen to give off a specific aroma during your period, it might help increase the bonding and attraction between yourself and your partner which, if there’s trouble in paradise, could really help save your marriage! 😉
- Did you know it excretes through your skin and attracts others? It’s true. The scent of ovulation actually excretes through your skin (normally in the form of perspiration) and helps attract others to you. The scent is said to be similar to the scent of marigolds. Crazy, huh?
So, there you have it! You might be rethinking your no-sex-during-your-period rule and rightly so 😉
Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
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Disclaimer: We, here at Masturgasm, are not doctors (though we love dressing up as naughty ones ;-)). We do not claim to be healthcare professionals; we only offer the best advice and what has worked best for us. If you are unsure whether any of these tips are right for you, please seek care with a medical doctor or primary healthcare physician.
3 Reasons to Have An Affair
Sure, cheating’s not the most ethical thing we could do, but it’s quite the rush, don’t ya think? Besides the morality issue with cheating, I can think of a whole lot of reasons why it’s something you should try, at least once in your life. After all, you only live once 😉 so here are 3 positive reasons to have an affair!
3 Reasons to Have An Affair
-  Longer, Better Orgasms. Okay, so this is subjective, but it’s true to say that when you’re having an affair, the excitement of getting caught alone will get you hot and heavy. Add to that the feeling of letting go of your inhibitions and it’s a recipe for the big O! Since you’re more likely to experiment, feel less ashamed, and truly be yourself during an affair, sexual experimentation is a go and that always leads to – you got it – longer, better orgasms.
- More Exciting Sex. Just as the orgasms are better, so too is the overall excitement. Because you’ll have limited time to be together and have the fear of getting caught looming over you, you’ll want to get right down to business without delay! This amps up your heart rate which really gets your blood pumping…
- It’s A Total Rush! Like I said, it’s an absolute and total rush to have an affair, especially if you happen to work with that person! Meeting up for only a short amount of time for a little hot and heavy action is a huge adrenaline rush and that’s probably why we keep coming back for more 😉
So maybe you still don’t want to have an affair and that’s okay, but for those of us who do, well, now we know exactly why we enjoy the heat of those moments so much!
Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
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Your Guide to the Fishnet Fetish
So, what is a fishnet fetish? The fishnet fetish is a sub-genre of the underwear fetish and largely pertains to those who gain arousal by someone wearing fishnet or wearing fishnet themselves. This can include masturbation onto fishnet, watching someone put on and take off fishnet, or wearing fishnet on their own body. There are many ways in which fishnet can be enjoyed and here are a few ways we’ve found most enjoyable!
Your Guide to the Fishnet Fetish
- Determine Your Point of Arousal. Are you aroused by someone else wearing fishnet or just yourself? Do you enjoy seeing them on, taking them off, or touching them to your erogenous parts? Would you prefer enjoying this fetish alone or with someone else? Answering these questions can help you to fully enjoy your fun fetish!
- Try Solo and Mutual Play with Fishnet. Â Depending on how you prefer to enjoy your fishnet fetish, you can try erotic fishnet play by yourself and also with a partner. By yourself, you can try them on or simply use them as a point of stimulation during masturbation. With a partner, your partner could wear them, you could wear them, or they can be incorporated into your mutual masturbation, foreplay fun, and even intercourse.
- Experiment with Other Stocking Fetishes for Further Enjoyment. Once you’ve had some fun with your fishnet fetish, you might consider trying out other stocking fetishes to see if you enjoy them as well. This includes using nylons, thigh high stockings, and other stocking materials during your erotic play. It can add a whole new layer of enjoyment and pleasure!
Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
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