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halloween 2015

The Perfect Toys for Dia de Los Muertos!

Happy Day of the Dead! All things skulls and skeletons run today so we’re sharing 2 awesome sex toys that are absolutely bad to the bone (pardon the pun, but it’s true!).

The Perfect Toys for Dia de Los Muertos!

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The Skeleton Penis Extension is PERFECT for Dia de Los Muertos AKA Day of the Dead! The skeleton design offers up unique stimulation and function as lube trails to help lubrication last longer and pleasure that’s more intensely satisfying. The strap is both a cock ring/sling that helps the wearer stay harder for longer and cum harder.

Akmed Dong Masturgasm Skull Dildo

The Akmed Skull Dong has a good side and a bad side; both are pleasure-inducing! The skull textures act as lube trails for long-lasting lubrication and provided stimulation during use while the wide base helps keep the product still while you have your fun 😉

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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Happy Halloween!

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Happy Halloween from All of Us At Masturgasm!

We hope you have the naughtiest of naughty Halloweens this year and remember to stay safe, sane and consensual 😉

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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Last Chance to Get These Halloween Deals!

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Last Chance to Get Our Halloween Deals!

Today is the LAST DAY to get any of our awesome Halloween deals and discounts on Masturgasm and our Amazon store so hurry and shop while you still can to get your favorite dildos and butt plugs at awesome prices!

Masturgasm Halloween Deals:

  • Get 20% Off When You Spend $100 or more on ANY Animal Toys (including animal dildos and extensions) and Animal Kits, Masks and combo kits!
  • Get A FREE Skeleton Extender when you spend $200 or more on any order!

Amazon Store Halloween Deals: 

  • Spend $75+ and Get 10% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $150+ and Get 15% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $300+ and Get 20% Off Your Order!

No codes are required for these deals; they will be applied automatically when you meet the minimum amounts or purchase from the select categories.

Happy Shopping! 

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

Browse the Sales on Masturgasm – here.

Browse the Sales on Amazon – here.

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4 Sex Toys to Make Your Halloween Costume Naughtier!

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With Halloween nearly here, everyone is rushing to get their costume in order for the big night and we’ve come up with 4 sex toys that can take your sexy Halloween costume to the next level! Whether you’re planning on going as something innocent or devilish, we’ve got some kinky options to make your costume a little big naughtier this year.

4 Sex Toys to Make Your Halloween Costume Naughtier!

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  1. Costume: Naughty Bunny Rabbit. This delicious chrome plated steel anal plug comes with a tuft of faux rabbit fur which makes it perfect for pairing for your innocent bunny rabbit costume! Enjoy a little kink after hours with a partner and really get into character 😉

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2. Costume: Kinky Puppy or Dog. This naughty double dong has a stylistic dog penis dildo on one end and a textured dog tail on the other! Use both for some yiffing good pleasure and indulge your inner animal’s desires.

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3. Costume: Bondage Queen or Vampire. The darker side of sexy Halloween, our bondage gear make perfect additions to any of these costumes! This posture collar is especially useful for late night bondage sessions and keeping a sub in line during fun Halloween festivities 😉

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4. Costume: Drill Sergeant or Army Soldier. Whether you’re dominating or submitting, this jack boot paddle is perfect for whipping subordinates into shape! Keep it on you throughout the night to discipline anyone who mouths off.

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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Puppy Play: Try Our Latest Dog Bondage Mask!

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Puppy Play:

Try Our Latest Dog Bondage Mask!

Newly released on Masturgasm, our Puppy Dog Full Mask is the perfect piece of bondage gear to pick up before Halloween hits! If you enjoy furry and yiff roleplaying with some power play thrown into the mix, this is an ideal item to have in your BDSM arsenal. It comes complete with a full mask that covers the face and gives a snout-like appearance. On top of that, the mask includes a mouth gag under the snout attachment, a collar with 2 rings for adding your leash easily, canine ears for realism, and a blinder mask that can be easily removed whenever you like.

Browse our full selection of BDSM Gear Here.

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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xO

Bondage Eye Masks to Add to Your Naughty Halloween Costume!

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Bondage Eye Masks to Add to Your Naughty Halloween Costume!

Halloween is almost here and if you plan on going to a naughtier Halloween event, bondage masks are a great way to achieve the costume look without too much effort. If you want to apply some makeup to make the look more intense, you can, but otherwise, some sleek leather, latex or other form-fitting clothes are ideal for giving yourself a sexy costume this year.

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These high quality 100% authentic leather masks have a darker feel to them that’s fun at kinky events or at home, role playing with a partner. The sky is the limit!

Browse our entire selection of masks and other bondage gear here!

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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NEW Devil Inside Me Tail Butt Plug!

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NEW Devil Inside Me Tail Butt Plug! 

One of our newest sex toys on Masturgasm, this Devil Inside Me Tail Butt Plug is PERFECT for Halloween, especially if you’re up for some horror-themed roleplay. If you happen to be dressing up in a naughty devil costume for Halloween, this is a great toy to pair with your costume for naughty after-party play. The tail end of this anal plug is scaled and comes to a raised pitchfork point. The texture is great for stimulation and adds kinky detail to your sexy Halloween costume. The plug end of this toy is a simple medium sized, tapered butt plug with lube trails for long lasting lubrication and fun!

Measurements: 

  • Total Length: 18 Inches
  • Plug Length: 5 Inches
  • Thickness: 6 3/4 around widest point

Learn more and purchase your own Devil Inside Me Tail Butt Plug on Masturgasm.

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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Halloween Deals Are Almost Over!

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Our Halloween Sales Are Sweeter Than Any Treat!

Our Halloween deals this year are sweeter than any of your Halloween treats so get in on these naughty Halloween deals while you can 😉

Masturgasm Halloween Deals:

  • Get 20% Off When You Spend $100 or more on ANY Animal Toys (including animal dildos and extensions) and Animal Kits, Masks and combo kits!
  • Get A FREE Skeleton Extender when you spend $200 or more on any order!

Amazon Store Halloween Deals: 

  • Spend $75+ and Get 10% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $150+ and Get 15% Off Your Order!
  • Spend $300+ and Get 20% Off Your Order!

No codes are required for these deals; they will be applied automatically when you meet the minimum amounts or purchase from the select categories.

Happy Shopping!

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

Browse the Sales on Masturgasm – here.

Browse the Sales on Amazon – here.

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What Leads to Sex In A Graveyard?

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Sex in a graveyard may seem like a bizarre concept, but it happens and there are a few reasons why. Thrill seekers around this time of year may be considering a quick romp among the tombstones so here are some little known facts to what might lead to sex in a spooky atmosphere this Halloween.

What Leads to Sex In A Graveyard?

Sex in public places might not be your bag, but if it is, that’s cool with us. Just make sure you’re safe and don’t get caught because it’s totally illegal! If you were curious about how people end up having sex in a graveyard, here are a few reasons why it happens time and again.

  • Thrill Seekers – Some people are natural-born thrill seekers and enjoy sex in public places. A graveyard is just one of the many places you could enjoy some exciting sex for the fall season.
  • It’s Quiet and Romantic – You know what they say, cemeteries are dead silent! Some people find a kind of peace, comfort, and even a sense of romance among the dead which is why they end up in romantic or otherwise lustful entanglements among the tombstones.
  • Taboo and Dangerous – It’s obviously a taboo things to have sex in a graveyard, but some people get excited at the thought of getting caught, creating “life” where lives end, and the idea that graveyards are public places where people might see them.
  • The Spirits Watch Over You – Other people might enjoy the fact that they imagine the dead watching them get down and dirty on the cemetery lawn under a full moon.

Would You Have Sex In A Graveyard?

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

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Your Guide to Erotic Vampire Roleplay

With fall finally here and Halloween coming very soon, your mind might be on the seedier, wilder side of things to keep things sexy in the bedroom. Since we’re all about amping up the kink in your sex life, we’ve been doing research on ways to enjoy some wild naughty fun this fall and we thought, what’s sexier than vampires?

The answer is nothing. Vampires have taken over pop culture in a big way ever since the inception of Twilight, Vampire Diaries and True Blood and it’s no wonder. Even though you might be tuning in to your favorite erotic fantasy shows and films, you may not have thought about how you can enjoy a little vampire roleplay yourself which brings us to our first kink guide with a naughty Halloween twist!

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Your Guide to Erotic Vampire Roleplay

  • Set the Stage. If you’re really trying to enjoy some vampire roleplay, you’ll want to set the stage and mood by using silk or velvet sheets and blankets, deep dark colors, lighting candles, and playing seductive music. This will help everyone get into the flow of things and feels more sexy, romantic, and a lot less awkward than trying to make it happen in your normal everyday environment. Half the appeal of vampire role play is the boldness, the darkness, and the seductive feel of that world so play that up.
  • Pick A Character. This can be as complicated or simple as you like. You can simply choose who gets to be the vampire and who gets to be the human victim and switch off or you can create specific characters with names. You can also give your characters roles such as dominant and submissive to give the role playing some direction. You can even do something such as vampire and werewolf roles to give it more of a visceral and primal feel of lust. Try some animal dildosfor realism 😉 You can also switch roles to keep things fun, but it’s entirely up to you.
  • Try Bondage. You can try playing games of lust and control such as with masturbation. One person masturbates while the other tells them when they can begin and stop as they like which can increase the intensity of pleasure. You can use bondage gear such as restraints, collars, and vibrators or use dildos, anal toys, or fetish toys to up the ante as well.

Stay Safe & Naughty 😉

Browse the Sales on Masturgasm – here.

Browse the Sales on Amazon – here.

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xO