Black Friday Deal 2: Get 20% Off Anal Toys this Week!
Today is the second deals of many Black Friday Month Deals and it’s now live!!!
All this week and through the weekend, you can get 20% off all the anal toys on Masturgasm!
If anyone on your naughty gift list wants a special toy, this is the time to snag one (or a few!) at a great price!
Happy Shopping Naughties ;-P
NEW Yiff Toys to Try this Fall!
Have Naughty Fall Fun this Weekend!
Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!
Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.
Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.
xO
Get FREE Shipping On Mr. Ed All Month Long!
I’m not horsing around with this one!
See what I did there? ;-P
No, but really, you can get the very popular Mr. Ed Anatomically Correct Horse Dildo in our Amazon store, complete with FREE shipping all month long!
Only someone born in a barn wouldn’t take advantage of this naughty deal 😉
Here’s to making your weekend even naughtier!
NEW Yiff Toys to Try this Fall!
Have Naughty Fall Fun this Weekend!
Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!
Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.
Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.
xO
Holiday Gift Guide 2014: Dildos
TGIFF!
The weather is finally nice and chilly which means it’s the perfect time to pick up a naughty new toy for someone special or yourself! Cuddle up under the covers and enjoy an erotic experience 😉
Whether it’s a gift for someone close or something special to treat yourself, these can help!
The 9 Inch Incubus Dildo is PERFECT for a unique solo erotic experience. You can use it with a partner, but I think it’s more fun alone. The texture on the base and shaft make for some interesting stimulation during use.
The Sun Man Dildo is similar in design to the Incubus, but a lot smoother in terms of sensations during use. The concave design also adheres lubricant really well so you won’t have to worry about any unpleasant friction – this is total smooth sailing!
The Foreskin Fricking Good Dildo is ideal for anyone who really enjoys a lot of stimulation during use. The shaft and half the base are ridged which makes for an intensely delicious ride!
Last, but not least is the 10.25″ Valentino Dildo is proof that chivalry isn’t dead! The length is a total powerhouse and the realistic design combined with the perfect width makes for a completely euphoric erotic experience.
Have A VERY Naughty Weekend!
NEW Yiff Toys to Try this Fall!
Have Naughty Fall Fun this Weekend!
Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!
Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.
Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.
xO
Black Friday Deal 1: Get 20% Off Dildos this Week!
The first of many Black Friday Month Deals is now live!!!
That’s right! All week and through the weekend, you can get 20% off all the dildos on Masturgasm!
If anyone on your naughty gift list wants a special toy, this is the time to snag one (or a few!) at a great price!
Happy Shopping Naughties ;-P
NEW Yiff Toys to Try this Fall!
Have Naughty Fall Fun this Weekend!
Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!
Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.
Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.
xO
Enjoy Black Friday Deals EVERY WEEK this Month on Masturgasm!
Typically, Black Friday comes the day after Thanksgiving, but we thought we’d be different this year and have a new deal each week in November for a kind of “Black Friday Month” AND a special Black Friday deal on the weekend of Thanksgiving as well, you know, because we’re awesome like that.
So stay tuned here each week as I’ll be announcing the discounts and deals as they go live on Masturgasm. The first deal goes live in 2 hours so check back here for the announcement or head directly over to Masturgasm.com to get the deal.
If you prefer to shop on Amazon, don’t worry! You’re getting a deal as well, though it’s not as good if I’m honest. Amazon sales get 15% off all orders any time this month and a special discount will go live the weekend of November as well so get your gifts and naughty goodies while you can 😉
NEW Yiff Toys to Try this Fall!
Have Naughty Fall Fun this Weekend!
Naughty Animal Toys You MUST Try!
Shop the Sale on Masturgasm – here.
Shop the Sale on Amazon – here.
xO
Today Only! Shop Our Cyber Monday Deals!
Today is the last day to get our Black Friday / Cyber Monday Deals so get all those last minute gifts and items to treat yourself before midnight tonight and take advantage of our massive discounts!
This offer expires at midnight tonight so get the deals while you can!
Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter!
Click Here to Enter Our Naughty November Giveaway!
Quick Tip to Make First Time Anal Easier + More Fun for Everyone!
Check Out Our Items on Masturgasm – here.
Check Out Our Items on Amazon – here.
Happy Shopping!
♥ xO
Cyber Monday Deals!
It’s that time again!
You know, time to shop and get all the stuff you want.
I know the Black Friday charm has probably worn off by now, but this year is all about Cyber Monday amirite?
I know I am 😉
Here’s Your Cyber Monday Deals:
- Spend $80+ Get 10% Off Your Order!
- Spend $150+ Get 20% Off Your Order!
- Spend $300+ Get 30% Off Your Order!
These deals will last until midnight on December 2nd, 2013.
Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter!
Click Here to Enter Our Naughty November Giveaway!
Quick Tip to Make First Time Anal Easier + More Fun for Everyone!
Check Out Our Items on Masturgasm – here.
Check Out Our Items on Amazon – here.
Happy Shopping!
♥ xO
Black Friday Sale Extended Thru Cyber Monday!
That’s Right!
Our Black Friday Sales will be going through to Cyber Monday so you can get your shop on All Weekend Long!
You’re Welcome 😉
Deals to Take Advantage Of :
- Spend $80+ Get 10% Off Your Order!
- Spend $150+ Get 20% Off Your Order!
- Spend $300+ Get 30% Off Your Order!
These deals will last until midnight on Cyber Monday or December 2nd, 2013.
Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter!
Click Here to Enter Our Naughty November Giveaway!
Quick Tip to Make First Time Anal Easier + More Fun for Everyone!
Check Out Our Items on Masturgasm – here.
Check Out Our Items on Amazon – here.
Happy Shopping!
♥ xO
Happy Black Friday + Time to Get Your Shop On!
Happy Black Friday!
Are You Ready to Get Your Shop On?
If you’re shopping online today, take a look at our Black Friday Deals!
Otherwise, stay safe, sane and alive!
While you’re waiting in line, feel free to have a look at some of our latest posts!
3 Reasons You Should Have Sex After Black Friday Shopping
3 Ways to Thank Your Partner(s) In Naughty November!
Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter!
Click Here to Enter Our Naughty November Giveaway!
3 Ways to Relieve Stress While Shopping on Black Friday!
Check Out Our Items on Masturgasm – here.
Check Out Our Items on Amazon – here.
Happy Shopping!
♥ xO
Get Masturgasm Black Friday Deals Now!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Because I’m awesome like that, I decided to open up our Black Friday Deals a few hours early so you can get to shopping for the things you want right away without delay (that unintentionally rhymed…it’s magic!)
Anyway.
So, Here’s What You Get:
Shop On & Be Awesome, My Friends.
Get the Deals on Masturgasm – here.
Get the Deals on Amazon – here.
3 Reasons You Should Have Sex After Black Friday Shopping
3 Ways to Thank Your Partner(s) In Naughty November!
Quick Weekend Tip to Get Laid More This Winter!
Click Here to Enter Our Naughty November Giveaway!
3 Ways to Relieve Stress While Shopping on Black Friday!