Happy Thanksgiving!
From all of us here at Masturgasm, we hope you & yours have a lovely Thanksgiving and a safe Black Friday!
Something to do while you wait for turkey and mashed potatoes >
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Shop the Sales on Masturgasm – here.
Here’s to getting laid on that fantastic Thanksgiving centerpiece!
Yours Truly,
Kinky Kate
xO
Featured Product Of the Day: 11″ Puppy Tail
This adorable modestly sized Puppy Tail is perfect for all those furry lovers!
Complete with Ridged Anal Plug that includes convenient lube trails for maximum slip, this is the perfect toy for all your canine desires! Adorable tale is a little floppy and has a nice wag to it while the plug is a decent 4.75 inches insertable and includes lube trails which help keep lubricant on the toy during use for maximum slippery fun!
Check it out on Masturgasm – here.
xO
Have You Been Naughty Or Nice?
Naughty, right?
We thought so.
Lucky for you, we celebrate that sort of thing here! 😉
Right this way – Shop Our Naughty Sales @Masturgasm!
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xO
Happy Friday + Live Out Your Twilight Fantasies With Our Wolfman Toys!
Happy Friday Everyone!
It’s Friday, as you know, but today is also the release of Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 and I thought, what better way to commemorate the event than with our most-loved furry toys?
Team Jacob lovers would be proud, right? 😉
Do Check them out & Have a lovely weekend!
Wolfman Extension
Wolfman Dildo
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xO
Join Us On Facebook & Twitter!
Happy Thursday!
The week is almost over, but the fun doesn’t have to end 😉
Come join us over on Facebook & Twitter for exclusive sales, deals & discounts at Masturgasm.Com!
Otherwise, shop the Black Friday Sale All Month Long!
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Thanks for following us this far & stay tuned for great things coming soon!
xO
MasturGasm Is Now Live!
We are now live and open for business at Www.Masturgasm.Com!
After much toiling and digital labor, our brand New and freshly minted adult shop, MasturGasm Online, is now up and running and ready for shopping!
Please check it out and let us know what you think!
Click Here to Enter MasturGasm Online Shop Now!
Yours Truly,
Kinky Kate
xO
ENJOY BLACK FRIDAY SALES ALL MONTH LONG!
As a way of saying “Thank You” this month to all of our followers and customers alike, we’ve decided to run our Black Friday Sale all month long!
That’s Right!
Get 10% OFF All Sales of $30 or More For the Entire Month of November!
We’ll have another special deal going especially for Black Friday weekend, but more on that later!
For Now, Have a Great Weekend & Enjoy the Sales!
Shop Our Entire Line of Sex Toys – Here.
Yours Truly,
Kinky Kate
xO
Romance Attack Is On Amazon!
Happy Friday Everyone!
I hope you all had a pleasant 4th of July if you’re here in the States, otherwise, hopefully you have a pleasant weekend or holiday coming up!
Today, I would like to share something awesome with you!
Romance Attack is now on Amazon!
That’s right; can’t be bothered to purchase direct from our site?
No problem!
Now you can purchase directly with your Amazon account.
To find us, simply type “Romance Attack” into the Amazon search bar.
Happy Shopping & Have A Sexy Weekend!
<3
Click Here to Visit Amazon & Shop With Us!
Other Fun Articles:
https://www.romanceattack.biz/2010/11/sex-positions-from-around-the-world/
https://www.romanceattack.biz/2010/10/6-common-sex-myths-debunked/
Have Sex To Burn More Calories & Fight Disease and Depression!
When most people think of having sex, they think of it as purely a sense of pleasure, expression of love and commitment, or as a way to procreate, but sex is hardly ever discussed as a way to fight diseases.
What’s funny, though, is that sex is a form of exercise and fitness, if not a more pleasurable form, and it certainly helps your heart’s health and lower your risk for heart disease and other conditions and illnesses.
Sex has been shown to boost your body’s immunity levels, thereby aiding you in fighting off infection, illness and other conditions that can be damaging to your health.
Click here to read about which sex positions burn the most calories!
Even more impressive, brain chemicals and endorphins are also released during and after intimacy that even help to fight depression!
All in all, sex can be a great tool for enjoyment and ultimate life satisfaction and happiness.
Make sure you protect yourself by using condoms all the time, every time!
Check out our condom selection – here!
So, the next time you’re trying to convince your S.O. to stay up and have that late night nookie session, tell them it’s for their own good – and it really will be too!
Have a Sexy Weekend !