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Owner of Romance Attack Online Quoted In “Ways and Means” Committee Meeting For Small Businesses!

As fun and light as I like to keep things here on Romance Attack, I would like to discuss a bit of a serious and slightly political topic today.

Can’t believe the way this is trending on google right now; pretty cool and pretty crazy!

As you know, our owner is an independent small business owner who happens to be a woman.

Apparently, she sent out many, many letters to various political leaders, associations and committees in order to express her opinion that if the Bush Era Tax Cuts for Small Businesses were not extended, there would indeed be much suffering for the small businesses of America. She does this sort of thing all the time. Why? Because she’s American and the fate of America and the “little people” who built this country actual mean something to her, and us. It’s something worth preserving and not letting “Corporate America” smash into oblivion at every turn.

Here’s a snippet of what one congressman quoted from her letter during the committee hearing:

“They were asked: How would increased taxes impact your business? ”Less hiring, more struggle to pay for expenses and payroll.” If rates were allowed to increase, would that affect your ability to hire new employees? ”Absolutely. We’ve done nothing except cut staff for 4 years now. A tax increase could spell disaster.”

Read more about this here at Don’t Mess With Taxes or see what people are saying on the DC Urban Mom Forums here.

I know there is a lot of buzz going on online at the moment regarding our small business. Apparently the fact that we are an adult business is so buzz-worthy (effing shocker, people we live in 2012 for crying out loud!) that it’s gone pretty viral at the moment.

On another note, isn’t it more important that a small business owner who happens to be a woman ( and a very smart one, at that) as well as an American has had her voice heard through the masses?

And does the fact that she happens to be an adult business diminish the message that small businesses are indeed suffering amid Congressional decisions?

I don’t think so. I think it’s all the more important that, yes, we are a small, albeit adult, business and yes, women work here as well and we celebrate our freedoms in this awesome country by allowing others the right to express their sexuality in whatever way,  all judgment spared. I think we’re better than most, though not perfect. Almost ;-).

THAT, is what we do here.

So before everyone on the planet decides to focus on the fact that we’re an adult business, try focusing on the fact that we are also educated, business-minded, caring, collected, and freedom-loving individuals trying to make a living amid a terrible economic climate just like everyone else.

In other words, we are American.

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A Fun Innovation On the Modern Glass Butt Plug!

 

In the spirit of the impending Easter holiday, I thought it was more than appropriate to review this amazing anal toy, you know, for informational purposes, that is!

Icon Brands’ New Fashionista line offers a whole new spin on various fun sex toys we all know and love, but with an innovative spin.

Such is the case with this Large Glass Bunny Tail Butt Plug; an adorable muli-tasking anal toy the serves as a hot glass anal butt plug that feels incredible inside you, a bushy tail for fun role play nights of pleasure, and last but not least, a bushy tail soft tickler for fetish play.

I absolutely love the breathtaking design of this toy!

Sophisticated and artistic, this glass anal plug is both functional and fashionable.

With a smooth surface for easy use and a cool design anyone would be glad to be caught with 😉 , this multifunctional toy is made of top quality materials for safe and long lasting pleasure.

This little bunny kept me up all night; I definitely recommend it. 🙂

*Please note: No fluffy bunnies were harmed in the making of this blog post or use of this toy!*

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Cheers to Upcoming St. Patty’s Day! (March 17, 2012)

 

Everyone can enjoy this delightful holiday as we make our way into Spring! Whether you enjoy a fun night at home with green themed treats and drinks or prefer to hit the pub, there is certainly something fun for everyone!

Here’s some of my favorite ways to celebrate:

  • Make green themed everything! From my bright green shirt to drinks, dinner, and dessert, I absolutely LOVE to make it pop! Enjoy this four-leaf clovered holiday with lots of bright green decor or hey, at least some drinks!
  • Go traditional Irish! Corn beef, cabbage and , of course potatoes with some ale is what Irish Americans (like myself!) love to make on this holiday, but there are tons of traditional Irish recipes to indulge in on March 17th such as Shepherd’s Pie, Dublin Coddle, or delicious Barm Brack bread.
  • Have a pint! Everyone knows a big part of St. Patrick’s Day is drinking so, if you’re 21 or older, feel free to throw bag a pint or two with friends at your local pub! Indulge in drinking games or ale tastings as you please, but remember never to drink and drive! Call in that super sober D.D. of yours or a cab!

 

Some Things You May Not Know About St. Patrick’s Day:

  • Shamrocks are considered sacred in Celtic tradition as they symbolize rebirth in Spring. Nowadays, it’s simply a sign of Irish pride and nationalism or a fun way to show of your greens on this holiday!
  • Corn beef and cabbage has long been a popular Irish American meal. It was originally Irish bacon and cabbage in Ireland, but Irish American immigrants substituted the bacon for corn beef in order to save money.
  • Leprecauns have nothing to do with this holiday other than in U.S.A .where it gained popularity through Walt Disney’s film “Darby O’Gill & the Little People.” Leprecauns do, in fact, have a place in Celtic folklore as being cranky souls who repair shoes of fairies, but really no concrete place in this holiday other than in the U.S.

Whatever you decide to do, remember to enjoy yourself, be safe & wear green!

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