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Magical Orgasms For Your Fantasy Pleasure

With the impending release of many varying versions of your favorite Fairy Tales including the newly released in theaters “Mirror Mirror” and the impending June 2012 release of “Snow White and the Huntsman,” I got to thinking about what sex toys might exist in a magical world in terms of wild fantasy and high levels of magical pleasure.

Here are My Top Sex Toy Picks:


Fairy tales always seem to feature incredibly royal refinery no matter what the story is about. I can definitely see some of these incredible Etched Cock Rings in the King’s chamber!

I can definitely see some of these on Snow White herself. I’m just saying, I know she’s pure of heart and all, but there’s definitely some lust in there somewhere, filling her up, and this is sure to do the trick!

Always featuring horse-riding princes and princesses in their tales, the Brothers’ Grimm really know how to make a story enchanting. Which is why I absolutely had to feature this Fashionista Glass Pony Tail Butt Plug today as it offers the perfect balance between nobility chic sex toy and power plays (BDSM anyone?).

Last but definitely not least, how could I leave out the Wolf? After all, he does offer a titillating promise to “Huff and puff” and blow your erotic mind! 😉

 

How I Picture Snow White :

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How Snow White Would Probably Be In Reality:

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Cheers to Upcoming St. Patty’s Day! (March 17, 2012)

 

Everyone can enjoy this delightful holiday as we make our way into Spring! Whether you enjoy a fun night at home with green themed treats and drinks or prefer to hit the pub, there is certainly something fun for everyone!

Here’s some of my favorite ways to celebrate:

  • Make green themed everything! From my bright green shirt to drinks, dinner, and dessert, I absolutely LOVE to make it pop! Enjoy this four-leaf clovered holiday with lots of bright green decor or hey, at least some drinks!
  • Go traditional Irish! Corn beef, cabbage and , of course potatoes with some ale is what Irish Americans (like myself!) love to make on this holiday, but there are tons of traditional Irish recipes to indulge in on March 17th such as Shepherd’s Pie, Dublin Coddle, or delicious Barm Brack bread.
  • Have a pint! Everyone knows a big part of St. Patrick’s Day is drinking so, if you’re 21 or older, feel free to throw bag a pint or two with friends at your local pub! Indulge in drinking games or ale tastings as you please, but remember never to drink and drive! Call in that super sober D.D. of yours or a cab!

 

Some Things You May Not Know About St. Patrick’s Day:

  • Shamrocks are considered sacred in Celtic tradition as they symbolize rebirth in Spring. Nowadays, it’s simply a sign of Irish pride and nationalism or a fun way to show of your greens on this holiday!
  • Corn beef and cabbage has long been a popular Irish American meal. It was originally Irish bacon and cabbage in Ireland, but Irish American immigrants substituted the bacon for corn beef in order to save money.
  • Leprecauns have nothing to do with this holiday other than in U.S.A .where it gained popularity through Walt Disney’s film “Darby O’Gill & the Little People.” Leprecauns do, in fact, have a place in Celtic folklore as being cranky souls who repair shoes of fairies, but really no concrete place in this holiday other than in the U.S.

Whatever you decide to do, remember to enjoy yourself, be safe & wear green!

3 Fun Ideas For Valentine’s Day 2011

Whether you’re deciding to spend it with someone you love or you’re single and ready to mingle or perhaps you want to spend it simply with some friends. Whatever your plans, here are some fun ideas that can apply to any and/or all of you, depending on who you’re with.

Dinner & Movie Date: This idea may seem old fashioned, but bringing it back this Valentine’s Day in style could be just the ticket for couples and singles alike. Whenever I found myself single (which used to be a LOT! :P), my girl friends and I would get together on Valentine’s Day for dinner and a movie to avoid eating a gallon of ice cream at home alone. Yeah, ladies, you know what I’m talking about! SO, in order to avoid major pounds gained on V-day, we would all meet up at a restaurant and either do a Secret Santa type gift exchange or, depending on how many people make it, simply buy gifts for one another. It doesn’t need to be anything too expensive or big, but it should be in the name of self love. If you’re close and comfy with your friends, this could mean a vibrator or mini lubricants, but if you’re unsure, stick with feminine, beauty or personal products. Romance Attack has some cute items available here. If you have guys in your group, shaving kits are cool, travel size colognes or even small $5-$10 gift cards will do. For the movie, a comedy is suggested to keep spirits up and enjoy laughs and generally have a good time. If you prefer to avoid couples, rent some flicks and go to a friend’s house for movie night.

If you’re attached, married, and/or in love or possibly just having fun with someone exclusively, dinner and a movie is fun for couples too! In your case, I would decide on a restaurant early and make reservations. If you can, choose somewhere off the usual path of eateries. Last year, my boyfriend and I were literally cattle called into a Rainforest Cafe with a little less than 3 inches between us and the other couples around us. I felt like I could have commented on their conversation during the meal. Awkward. So for this reason, avoid the usual franchises if you can or plan to make dinner at home. For the movie option, agree on a fun film you both would like to see or rent some films and enjoy them on the couch without the crowd. Then you can easily transition to the bedroom when things get hot and heavy!

Spend A Romantic Night In: Valentine’s Day can be a scary train wreck of an event if you’re unprepared. Actually, even when I make an effort to call in reservations at a restaurant, it’s still packed everywhere. Therefore, I propose Valentine’s be spent at home. Whether you’re single or attached, the night can definitely be fun. If you’re single, plan a pot luck at your home or a friend’s home, make dinner or cater if you can afford to spend. Spend the evening drinking (21+ Only!) and dining with good friends and interesting conversations. Gift exchanges are fun, if your group is into that, but either way, you’re sure to have a good time. If you’re all girls, chick flicks are a go, but if you plan on having guys over too, dancing or karaoke are fun options to consider.

If you’re planning on spending this Valentines Day with your beau, perhaps one of you could plan to make dinner for the other or it can also be a joint effort. Decide on a new recipe to try or plan an old fashioned 5 course meal. Exchange gifts if you wish and end the night with naughty games, a movie or some fun alone time. Fun Couples Kits for these events are always a great addition to the night! If you’re a lady in a relationship, check out some Sexy Shoes & Lingerie for that special night. If you’re really daring, get one of these and do a naughty striptease for your lover.

Visit A Museum, Theme Park Or Go On An Adventure!: Whether you’re single or attached, this is a fun option to spend this special day. You can choose to visit a local museum or art gallery, Disneyland or another nearby amusement park, or go on an adventure. Museums are fun for those who enjoy learning new things or enjoy history or art, depending on the type of museum or gallery that you visit. For adventurers, Skydiving, Rock or Mountain Climbing or simply taking a hike are all fun ways to spend the day. If you choose to do something in the great outdoors, a picnic is a nice addition. If you can’t get to the wilderness, but fancy outdoor activities, many indoor rock climbing gyms have been popping up everywhere. Hit up google to find one close to you.

All in all, if you’re single or attached or somewhere in between, there are plenty of fun ways to spend this greeting card holiday. However you decide to spend it, make sure there’s plenty of laughs to be had and a great memories made. Worst case scenario, check out our Couples Kits, Toys for Men or Toys for Women for a Good Time Anytime!

Good luck!