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3 Kinds of Dildos You Need to Try


Let me be frank when I say that not all dildos are created equal. They all have their own unique qualities, but when you break it down, there are 3 main categories which you should definitely give a go if you haven’t done so already – read on if you want to enjoy all the orgasms the world has to offer you 😉


Stylistic Dildos

Stylistic dildos are perfect for those with a big imagination! These designs are totally out of this world. From animal dildos to artistic shapes and sensual textures, stylistic toys have a lot to offer in terms of stimulation and they are a fun way to add excitement to role play fantasies.


Realistic Dildos

Realistic dildos are for the practical one among you. If you want something that feels super close to the real deal, these dildos are perfect. You can get super firm ones or realistic toys with a more skin-like texture. We carry a material called fauxskin which simulates the feel of velvety soft skin so it’s perfect for indulging in classic naughtiness!


Vibrating Dildos

Last, but certainly not least, is vibrating dildos. These delightful sex toys are perfect for those who want only #goodvibes. Joking (kind of), but seriously, these toys have a plethora of designs and styles to choose from across the board. You can get a realistic or stylistic dildo with a vibe or simply a classic slim design; it’s totally up to you.

Stay Naughty ;-)

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Your Guide to Medical Fetish Play


Your Guide to Medical Fetish Play

Nearly all children engage in some form of “playing doctor” or nurse at some point in their childhoods. I think we’ve all been there, done that, but for some of us, the sexual intrigue and mystique of the medical fantasy world lives on into adulthood. That’s where medical fetishes come in.

Medical fetishes stem from this innocent childhood play and evolved into something a bit more perverse and erotic (of course). There are many facets to medical play, commonly referred to as Clinic in some places, that can be indulged in from the very tame kink to the more advanced levels. Some forms of medical fetish are not sexual in nature, but many of them more commonly are.

Basic medical fetishes are all based in the same origin of a medical type environment of either a doctor or nurse and a patient. There are a number of medical devices and medical fetish toys one can employ during these sessions and they are widely varied from a doctor’s stethoscope to medical style tools, penis sounds and plugs, medical restraints, spreader bars, latex, and more.


Whatever your level of erotic intensity during medical play, be sure that safety comes first. It’s important to ensure that both you and your partner(s) are enjoying the play to the fullest and feel both comfortable and pleasure-filled.

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Get Free Shipping This Labor Day!

With all the excitement of Labor Day, you can be sure to enjoy lots of great BBQ food and fun with friends and family.

Everyone here at Romance Attack hopes you can enjoy it a little bit more so we’re offering a Great Labor Day Special!

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Happy Labor Day!

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Owner of Romance Attack Online Quoted In “Ways and Means” Committee Meeting For Small Businesses!

As fun and light as I like to keep things here on Romance Attack, I would like to discuss a bit of a serious and slightly political topic today.

Can’t believe the way this is trending on google right now; pretty cool and pretty crazy!

As you know, our owner is an independent small business owner who happens to be a woman.

Apparently, she sent out many, many letters to various political leaders, associations and committees in order to express her opinion that if the Bush Era Tax Cuts for Small Businesses were not extended, there would indeed be much suffering for the small businesses of America. She does this sort of thing all the time. Why? Because she’s American and the fate of America and the “little people” who built this country actual mean something to her, and us. It’s something worth preserving and not letting “Corporate America” smash into oblivion at every turn.

Here’s a snippet of what one congressman quoted from her letter during the committee hearing:

“They were asked: How would increased taxes impact your business? ”Less hiring, more struggle to pay for expenses and payroll.” If rates were allowed to increase, would that affect your ability to hire new employees? ”Absolutely. We’ve done nothing except cut staff for 4 years now. A tax increase could spell disaster.”

Read more about this here at Don’t Mess With Taxes or see what people are saying on the DC Urban Mom Forums here.

I know there is a lot of buzz going on online at the moment regarding our small business. Apparently the fact that we are an adult business is so buzz-worthy (effing shocker, people we live in 2012 for crying out loud!) that it’s gone pretty viral at the moment.

On another note, isn’t it more important that a small business owner who happens to be a woman ( and a very smart one, at that) as well as an American has had her voice heard through the masses?

And does the fact that she happens to be an adult business diminish the message that small businesses are indeed suffering amid Congressional decisions?

I don’t think so. I think it’s all the more important that, yes, we are a small, albeit adult, business and yes, women work here as well and we celebrate our freedoms in this awesome country by allowing others the right to express their sexuality in whatever way,  all judgment spared. I think we’re better than most, though not perfect. Almost ;-).

THAT, is what we do here.

So before everyone on the planet decides to focus on the fact that we’re an adult business, try focusing on the fact that we are also educated, business-minded, caring, collected, and freedom-loving individuals trying to make a living amid a terrible economic climate just like everyone else.

In other words, we are American.

Thanks for reading !

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Check Out the NEW Romance Attack Online Shop!

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With a new and improved layout, greatly improved functions and features, and an enhanced online experience that promotes user-friendly shopping as well as a comfortable and convenient environment in which you can do all your shopping for all your adult fun!

Everyone here at Romance Attack Online is extremely excited to present our new and improved store front to you, the readers, viewers and longtime loyal customers!

So please leave some comments here or email us directly and let us know what you think of it!

Have ideas for further improvements?

We want to hear about it!

Romance Attack Online is all about tailoring an entirely new erotic adult experience for our customers and their needs so don’t be shy!

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Buy Your Mom A Vibe Sale!

Alright, so maybe you won’t buy your mom a vibe for Mother’s Day, but you can buy it anyway and pretend you’ll give it to her then keep it for yourself! 😉

I won’t tell anyone, I promise!

At any rate, you’ll have to buy someone a vibe

(and who better to buy it for then yourself right?)

because our Mother’s Day Sale is happening from now until May 10, 2011.

From now until May 10th, you’ll get 20% OFF ANY PURCHASE!

If you forget the day every year like me, Mother’s Day is May 8th.

The sale will go 2 days after for all you belated gift givers who claim it’s

“in the mail.”

Don’t worry, I’ve been there, I’ve got your back.

Enjoy the Sale!