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Valentine’s Day Gift Idea: For the Realist

Shopping for that special someone for Valentine’s Day can be tough, even if that special someone is simply you.

That being said, we at Romance Attack Online believe there’s definitely something for everyone in any situation, with any kind of taste, and at any manageable price.

So, whether you simply want your toy to look like the real thing (yet feel even better! 😉 or you prefer to get down to brass tacks when it comes to pleasure, these toys may just be the perfect choice!

Here are some of My Favorites for the Ever-Practical Realist:

Trojan Single Dong

With a comfortable overall length of 8.25″ and an insertable length of 7.5″ this single dong is just the ticket to fill you to the brim with pleasure and ecstasy! Tailored to maximize stimulation with shaft and a delicate clitoris tickler, all your pleasure spots are bathed in sensuality in complete no nonsense fashion and with straight to the point functionality that will leave even your most rational friends speechless!

10.25″ Homeboy in Fauxskin

If you’ve been following my blog at all, you know what a big fan I am of this formidable dildo! Packed with great lengths at 10.25″ overall and 8″ insertable, this toy is NO JOKE. Built with a sturdy base and created with the utmost realistic texture, this dildo has a velvet -like texture that almost feels better than the real thing! Soft and sensual, this toy will definitely make anyone melt, no matter how pragmatic they may be!

9.5″ Plentiful Plugger

Built for uninterrupted pleasure, this dildo brings a little something extra to self love. Standing at 9.5″ overall and 6.5″ insertable, this toy packs a punch (or three!)  when ordered custom with remote controlled vibrations and a powerful suction cup that promises waves and waves of erotic stimulation. Even the most sensible person will enjoy the stability and power behind this delicious dildo!

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3 Fun Ways to Spend Valentine’s Day!

With the inevitable impending Hallmark holiday, many of you may be scrambling for gifts to get that special someone, ways to spend less and still have a great time or perhaps you’re single and ready to mingle, wondering where and what you’ll do on the dreaded couples’ day. Whatever your goals are for this notorious holiday of love, here are 3 fun ways you can spend this Valentine’s Day:

If you’re single:

I know for some of you the sheer mention of Valentine’s Day may induce involuntary gagging, but hey, just because you’re not tied down doesn’t mean you cant enjoy this heart-filled holiday. If you are determined to take someone home for a sexy romp, by all means dial up that booty call for some safe, consensual sex (hopefully with some toys from Romance Attack! ;). Otherwise, if you would like to keep things on the clean fun end, there are many fun things you can plan to do with other single ladies and gents that can make your evening a blast. From kareoke to dinner with friends, trying a new fitness class, or taking some rest and rehab at your local health spa, there’s no reason why V-Day can’t be great for you too.

If you’re coupled up:

If you’re in a relationship, the options are more straightforward, but they really don’t have to be. If you want to be conventional, a nice romantic dinner and a movie are in order along with possibly some small gift exchanges

If you’re trying to budget:

I know, in this economy, we’re all about budgeting even when we’re celebrating holidays. That being said, everyone can enjoy the fun-loving spirit of Valentine’s Day without breaking the bank.


For those of you celebrating as a couple, perhaps you’d like to spend this V-day indoors. I know, it sounds lame at first sight, but with the right effort, it could be the perfect evening! A great way to make it special is by lighting many candles (battery powered ones for those who are fire-paranoid!) and eating a nice homemade dinner by candlelight. Spend the most cash on a sexy outfit or fun couples’ gift (perhaps something from our Couples Toys section?) and enjoy slowly making your way to the bedroom after dinner ;). You can even plan your meal to include light, but delicious aphrodisiac foods to increase the sensual pleasure of dinner and all that follows after.


Alright, I know you may be moping around thinking this holiday might totally suck since you’re not in a relationship at the moment, but you couldn’t be more wrong, even on a low budget! If your goal is to spend this day with friends, then holding a pot luck dinner and movie night may be just the thing! Everyone can bring a dish for dinner (and dessert!) and each person can supply their favorite chick flick or slasher flick accordingly in order to lighten the death grip this holiday holds on everyone’s wallet. If you’re determined to get laid this V-day, call up that friend with benefits and skip dinner to get to the good stuff! Spend a small amount on an after sex dessert (your choice to share or not!).

Whatever you decide, whether in a relationship or flying free, remember to enjoy the fun of the holiday and don’t think too much about it. Buy some candy hearts and remember to laugh the night away. Oh! And enjoy some sex toys, supplements and all that jazz because nothing says I love you like a vibrator, aphrodisiac chocolate and the long-awaited turbo-charged supplement striptease ;)!

Good Luck!

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Happy Valentine’s Day from Romance Attack Online!

As an early gift to those of you looking to shop for something special for either a friend, significant other or simply to treat yourself this coming holiday, Romance Attack Online is offering a FREE Full Sized Gift to any customer who makes an order of $100 or more!

Aside from this being a completely awesome deal for those of us who want to get our partner something fun AND get something for ourselves (Ahem! Me!), the deal is awesome for a number of reasons. The first is that the gifts are full sized items, not those disappointingly small sample sized items. While Romance Attack Online always offers FREE Sample sized items with EVERY order, these are not the gifts. The gifts include your pick of one from a list of several different vibes, dildos, and other cool items so you can choose something for anyone, a partner or yourself, and all for FREE!

The offer lasts between now and Valentine’s Day so be sure you make your order before 2/14/12 to get the deal!

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7 Healthy Sex Habits for 2012!

  1. Check yourself before you wreck yourself! That’s right, get checked for STD’s every 6 months or at least once a year and stay healthy!
  2. Break down the communication wall. Check in with your partner about what each of you enjoys in bed and what you don’t. Strong communication is the key to any healthy relationship, whether purely for fun or more serious.
  3. Practice proper hygiene. I know, this sounds super basic, but just in case you forgot you should wash yourself! Just one more thing you and your partner can do together! 😉
  4. Laugh it off! Funny things happen during sexual exploration every now and again. It’s inevitable. So, let it roll off your shoulder and laugh it off! Everyone is human and with that comes…specific obligations.. No, but seriously. Take a chill pill and LAUGH!
  5. Respect yourself before you neglect yourself! I know it sounds like a slogan, but hey, they may be onto something. If you or someone you know is in an abusive relationship, please contact the necessary help lines. There is help and options are available to you. Don’t suffer in silence. AND It DOES get better! Check out SafeHorizon.Org for more information.
  6. Get Creative! Try something new this year with your partner! Whether that means a new position or two, anal play, or simply more massages (Yes!), get creative and explore what you can both enjoy. Variety is the spice of life and helps add dimension to a relationship.
  7. Have more of it! Yes, I am aiding and abetting you both to have more sex. It’s GOOD for you! No really, it is. Check out my article here on why it does your body good!

Whatever your goals, remember to stay healthy, happy and laughing in 2012!

That’s all for now!

Good luck!

10 Sexy New Years’ Resolutions That Should Be On Your List!

So with the new year comes a slew of the inevitable new years’ resolutions that we all pencil into our list of things we would like to get done this year and, with that, I propose a separate list for all things naughty! I have compiled my own list here, but feel free to steal ideas from it if something piques your interest; I’m always happy to share! 😉

1. Use my vibrator more! I spent nearly $100 on this incredible vibe, but I hardly use it. I vow to get my money’s worth!

2. Give and receive more body massages.

3. Offer more sexual favors to my boyfriend. He’s awesome; he deserves it!

4. Try new and exciting sex positions.

5. Enjoy sex in the rain.

6. Be more pro-active and in the moment during sex. No more thinking about laundry!

7. Get up early and enjoy morning sex. < This is going to be so difficult!

8. Utilize more sex toys in my relationship.

9. Enjoy a variety of lubricants and massage oils with my partner.

10. Try edible body painting!


That’s my list!

Hope you enjoy and feel free to post your list in the comments if you like!

The Perfect Gift for the Dancer In Your Life: Carmen Electra’s Electra-Pole!

This kit is the PERFECT GIFT for the dancer in your life. Whether they’re just active dancers, working girls or have the desire to be, this dance pole kit is the perfect kit to get them started or keep them going all night long! Even better if you’re the active dancer: Treat yourself to the perfect holiday gift that keeps on giving!

Great for at-home strip shows for a more private and intimate feel or even for parties, the Electra-Pole Dance Pole Kit includes everything you need to create that sexy, alluring and fun atmosphere.

This Kit Includes:

  • 3 Piece Professional Dance Pole
  • Assembly Guide & DVD
  • Pole Travel Carrying & Handy Storage Bag for Discreet Transportation



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Valued at $37.99, this kit makes a great gift for your significant other or any couples you may know who enjoy sensual vibrations and lots of variety!

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Perfect Beginner Butt Plug: Analicious!

This perfect little plug from TSX Toys will make your adventures into the pleasurable world of anal play all smooth sailing! Easily textured while maintaining an overall smooth surface allows users to feel delicious sensations and experience nothing but pleasure all night long! Standing at a modest 5 inches in length and 1.5 inches thick at its maximum point, Analicious Butt Plug is the perfect starting point for anyone first starting out with anal play who wants to ease their way into things!

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