How to Make Your Cum Taste Good
How to Make Your Cum Taste Good
Whether you’re a man or woman, everyone wants to know how to make your cum taste good and it’s actually a lot easier than you might think. You don’t need pills or special supplements to make your jizz, spunk, sperm, or whatever you want to call it, smell delightful. All you really need are a few easy guidelines to follow (and some things to avoid) to get great tasting cum that your partner will happily thank you for.
The Obvious Tips:
- Make sure you wash your private parts with a gentle, unscented soap. Overpowering scents can actually make the entire area taste bad or of chemicals if your partner is going down on you shortly after showering. Moreover, if they are sensitive to fragrance, it can be irritating to them.
- To limit unpleasant scents and minimize sweat in your area, always wear cotton underwear because it’s breathable and won’t hold in any undesirable odors, sweat, or harbor bacteria (which can cause the bad smells).
- Practicing general good hygiene and grooming yourself (either by waxing, shaving, etc.) can minimize sweat and therefore unwanted odors.
The Not-So-Obvious Tips:
- In general, a good, healthy diet will actually make your cum taste good!
- More specifically, you can up the flavor factor of your cum by eating these foods: yogurt, cranberry juice, strawberries, banana, honey, grapes, celery, watermelon, pineapple ( this is a popular one! ), and lots and lots of water.
- Things to Avoid: Alcohol, spicy foods, asparagus, garlic, raw onion, broccoli, cigarettes, hard drugs , fried and processed foods. Anything that will give you gas or heart burn will, most likely, give your cum an unpleasant taste so best to avoid them the day of.
The moral of this story is that the healthier, cleaner your diet and lifestyle is, the more delicious your cum will taste 😉
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How to Maintain Sexual Health this Fall
This post is a bit different than our normal wild selves, but I think it’s very important to keep your health in mind when the seasons change. Namely when the weather turns cold, it’s important to keep your immunity boosted, eat well, stay active, and enjoy a balanced sense of well being. All of these things can help improve your sexual health and actually improve your sex life, sexual stamina, and more if followed so read on for tips!
How to Maintain Sexual Health this Fall
- Try Tantra. Tantra is the art of meditation during sex. It’s aim is to help you reach higher states of pleasure and ecstasy. Although tantra does not always focus on sex, there is a big emphasis on intimacy. If you think tantra is a bit strange, you can start improving sexual health and well being with these yoga poses to increase your libido instead or just get fit with your partner. Working out with your partner helps increase the feeling of closeness and bonding with them and also helps amp up your sex drive for after workout fun 😉
- Eat Well. Even though it’s tempting to indulge in all the comfort foods, desserts, and lay around all bundled up this fall, make sure you get your fill of healthy foods. Some foods can help boost your libido more than others so be sure to check out our list of fall foods that help increase your libido naturally.
- Try New Things. This last one is less obvious than the others, but just as important. If you feel your sex life has gone by the wayside or now feels dull and boring, try mixing things up! Give these naughty fall ideas a go, try new sex toys, new sex positions, or simply talk about what you both like in bed. Communication is the first step to a better sex life and then, before you know it, you’ll be enjoying all your fantasies in real time.
Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
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3 Steps to Spring Clean Your Sex Routine
Spring is a time we often associate with spring cleaning, renewal of our wardrobes, and a deep clean of our homes, but you can definitely do the same for your sex routine and you absolutely should!
Here Are Some Tips to Get You Started:
Get Your Annual Check Up. It might not top your to-do list, but you should definitely get your annual pap-smear and/or physical just to make sure everything in your nether regions is working properly and functioning without any issues. Also, if you are often switching up your partners, getting checked for STD’s is a definite must to ensure the safety and protection of yourself and others.
Throw Out Old Lubes, Pills & Toys. Lubricant, massage oils, and sex toys can get old, tired and expired so it’s important to throw out the old ones and pick up some replacements. Lubricants and massage oils are only meant to last about a year or so and expired ones can harbor bacteria and other nasties and they won’t work as well as new ones. Sexual enhancement pills can expire in about a year’s time and begin to degrade so their effectiveness and potency is severely lessened. It’s unlikely to harm you much as many of the ingredients are often made of all natural herbal compounds, they will be a lot less effective than fresh supplements. The upside is you can finally try some of the newer formulas! Although sex toys don’t really expire, they do get a bit tired looking, the material a bit worn so definitely toss them out and pick up some new designs for yourself!
Buy New Ones! Picking up new things is one of the best parts about Spring time, in my opinion, so definitely pick up some new toys as well as lotions and pills! This is not only a great time to try new things, but also a great way to freshen up your sex life overall so don’t be afraid to try new things! Check out our selection of Sexy Supplements, Crazy Fetish Toys and these Awesome Penis Extensions to give you some fun ideas! You can get them at 10% Off if you order this weekend! Find out how – here!
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7 Healthy Sex Habits for 2012!
- Check yourself before you wreck yourself! That’s right, get checked for STD’s every 6 months or at least once a year and stay healthy!
- Break down the communication wall. Check in with your partner about what each of you enjoys in bed and what you don’t. Strong communication is the key to any healthy relationship, whether purely for fun or more serious.
- Practice proper hygiene. I know, this sounds super basic, but just in case you forgot you should wash yourself! Just one more thing you and your partner can do together! 😉
- Laugh it off! Funny things happen during sexual exploration every now and again. It’s inevitable. So, let it roll off your shoulder and laugh it off! Everyone is human and with that comes…specific obligations.. No, but seriously. Take a chill pill and LAUGH!
- Respect yourself before you neglect yourself! I know it sounds like a slogan, but hey, they may be onto something. If you or someone you know is in an abusive relationship, please contact the necessary help lines. There is help and options are available to you. Don’t suffer in silence. AND It DOES get better! Check out SafeHorizon.Org for more information.
- Get Creative! Try something new this year with your partner! Whether that means a new position or two, anal play, or simply more massages (Yes!), get creative and explore what you can both enjoy. Variety is the spice of life and helps add dimension to a relationship.
- Have more of it! Yes, I am aiding and abetting you both to have more sex. It’s GOOD for you! No really, it is. Check out my article here on why it does your body good!
Whatever your goals, remember to stay healthy, happy and laughing in 2012!
That’s all for now!
Good luck!
What’s Your Sex Personality?
We all have different things that we like sexually and being intimate with someone can be amazing, whatever the style. Many contributing factors influence your sexual personality and the personality of your partner including the emotional versus the physical, looking versus touching, daring versus modest and verbal versus non-verbal. To further clarify, emotional v. physical is in regards to how you perceive sex whether you see it as something emotional or purely physical. Looking v. touching is whether you prefer to look and witness sexual acts done by your partner or prefer to touch them and be in contact with the acts. Daring v. modest is obviously whether you are the type to initiate sexual fun or modest and wait for your significant other to initiate it. Lastly, verbal v. non-verbal is whether you are comfortable voicing your sexual desires to your lover or prefer to show them rather than say. Here are 5 of the most common sexual personalities.
Which are you and which is your partner?
Let me know your personality in the comments!
The Sexual Deviant:
This type of lover enjoy taking action and often loves to be in control. They have a twisted kinky view on sex and are very adventurous in bed, often enjoying aggressive behavior with their partner.
The Modest Lover:
This type of lover is shy and timid and never initiates sexual fun. He or she prefers their partner to take charge. They often either prefer to be dominated or sometimes enjoy very gentle calm lovemaking. This type of lover is usually less verbal and has a conservative view on sex.
The Flirt:
This type of lover is all about having fun. Not nearly as serious or committed as the Sexual Deviant type, this type of lover enjoys to tease and challenge their partner in a playful manner. Often into minor fetishes such as tickling, the Flirt loves a game and sees sex as just another avenue for a good time.
Mr./Ms. Logic:
Mr. or Ms. Logic prefers to approach sex in the same way they do anything else in life: with a sense of great practical logic. They tend to focus on one objective at a time (ie. orgasm) and plow forth with purpose until they succeed in their goals.
Casanova:
This type of lover is good at everything. An erotic chameleon, your male or female Casanova knows how to be both modest and a sexual deviant, understands practicalities of lovemaking and flirts with the best of them. He or she will send you soaring over the moon in bed and leave you panting, drenched in sweat, and wanting more. Best of all? They make it look so easy!
9 Reasons to Have Sex Right Now!
- Sex is the Ultimate Anti-Aging Solution. Studies show that people who engaged in sex 55-116 times a year looked up to a year to 2 years younger. Some people who were engaging in sex at a healthy frequency were reported to look up to 8 years younger.
- Sex Doubles your Life Expectancy. Those in studies who recounted having more frequent orgasms had double the life expectancy than those who experienced sex less frequently.
- Sex Burns Calories. That’s right. For every 30 minutes of sexual activity, you burn approximately 200 calories. More calories are burned if you and your partner are trying especially difficult sex positions!
- Sex Boosts your Immunity. Sex helps to saturate your blood with immunoglobulin A, an antibody that boosts your immunity by protecting your body from infections.
- Sex Feels Great & Boosts your Mood! Of course we all know sex feels great and with good reason! Sex releases endorphins which help make us feel good and more content in life. Evidence also shows that semen acts as a natural antidepressant.
- Sex Relieves Stress & Pain. Sex sends out lots of feel good chemicals into the body during sex which, of course, relieves stress and can even be a natural pain killer. Sex can aid you in pains from menstrual cramps, muscle soreness, and even headaches.
- Sex Gives your Body a Healthy Boost. Aside from the emotional benefits, sex also assists in tissue repair such as wound healing and improves cognitive functions while promoting healthy bone growth.
- Sex Makes you Glow. Sex promotes collagen production which helps to keep your skin looking firm and supple while giving it a nice healthy glow. Sex also offers the benefits of shiny hair and strong nails.
- Lower your Risk for Disease. Your risk of heart disease and hypertension are lowered with sex by improved blood flow to your organs, the dilation of blood vessels lowers blood pressure, and of course the overall stress relief.
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6 Surprising Health Benefits of Oral Sex
6 Surprising Health Benefits of Oral Sex
Aside from the obvious pleasure gained from giving (& receiving!) oral sex with your partner, you may be surprised to find there are actually quite a bit of physical and psychological reasons you feel so great after pleasing your lover.
Here are a Few of the Most Surprising Benefits of Oral Sex:
- Get in the Mood to Boost Your Mood! Did you know that semen actually serves as a mood stabilizer? So, that lift you’re feeling after pleasuring your partner isn’t simply a job well done satisfaction. You actually do FEEL better! Research suggests that semen may provide anti-depressant effects as it acts as an antagonist on depression. And more than that, it will completely lift you up as any form of sex has shown to boost self-esteem and confidence levels.
- Get Your Blood Pumping to Lower the Pressure. Ahh, the numerous benefits of semen will have you rolling or reeling or both. Semen has been shown to lower blood pressure and calm you down, providing stress relief, better sleep and contentment.
- Fight Disease & Illness For Both Parties.Yes, a shot of semen a day might just keep the doctor away. In fact, oral sex is beneficial to the health of both parties given that the more a man ejaculates, the lower his risk for colon and prostate cancer will be AND when a woman swallows a man’s semen, she lowers her risk for breast cancer.
- Don’t Stress it. Having a bad day? No problem. Semen will literally relax you. If you’re stressed, research shows semen reduces stress 10 fold.
- Immunity Boost Please! I know it might sound gross to some, but semen actually provides a good shot of zinc, calcium, potassium, various proteins and fructose which provides some nice health bonuses not to mention an immediate energy boost.
- Heal My Heart. Did you know that sex may actually help protect the heart? Several experiments also show that the chemical oxytocin (released during sex) may even assist in healing wounds, including stubborn sores due to diabetes, by regenerating certain cells.
- Cuddle Time! While lowering your stress levels and boosting your mood, oral sex also gets you in the mood to get intimate. Bonding and closeness are often felt during and after this fun sexual experience.
Side Notes: Did you know that oral sex is even mentioned in the Bible? Encouraged even as a way to stay chaste, oral sex is often referred to in the Song of Solomon and swallowing is encouraged in order to not “spill his seed upon the ground.” Crazy, ha?
So the next time you’re not in the mood to fool around, remind yourself of all you stand to gain!
Auto Erotica 101
Auto Erotica…AKA Masturbation…AKA Onanism…AKA Self-Abuse…AKA Self-Pollution? WAIT A SECOND. What?
If you’re not sure what I’m getting at, let’s start from the beginning. Masturbation. Masturbation is the act of pleasuring oneself, usually with a goal of ultimate orgasm. There are many variations of that, but they usually involve that same basic A to B goal. It has been done for as long as we (humans) can remember and is even referred to in ancient texts. Even so, some people believe that masturbation is unhealthy, unlawful, disgusting, and abnormal…so is it?
My first response is Absolutely NOT.
Why, do you ask?
Well, for a few reasons.
For one, did you know that masturbation is one of the best ways to give your day a lift in a literal and literally physical biological way?
This means that the biological chemistry of our body is boosted by masturbating.
It actually FIGHTS depression. You read right. It fights depression. If you’re depressed and considering medication like zoloft, consider first masturbation or the art of self love.
Other benefits?
Masturbation releases endorphins just like during sex that help boost your mood and give you a feeling of contentment.
Masturbation also helps boost your self confidence and self esteem. That’s right. The art of self love literally helps you love yourself more. I don’t know about you, but I can always use more of that.
Many believe that masturbation can also promote a harmonious relationship.
Both masturbation and sexual intercourse help to lower blood pressure.
Masturbation also lowers stress and anxiety levels, reduces headaches and helps us fall asleep.
Masturbation also boosts our immune system which helps prevent illness.
There is NO, I repeat NO scientific evidence to support the facts that many say masturbation is bad for you, not physically nor psychologically. While too much masturbation may cause swelling, bruising or rash due to too much friction or possibly desensitization, these side effects are often rare and caused by callused or rough hands, overeager stroking or lack of lubrication. Anyway, it in no way will permanently harm you. In that case, you may need to lay off the self love for a week or so until your bruises heal.
Here are some Myths about Masturbation that are NOT true:
- Hairy Palms: I don’t even know how someone came up with this. This is just bizarre. No medical research backs this up, it’s not true so don’t worry.
- Blindness & Insanity: A study done by Kinsey in 1950s showed that over 90% of men and 70% of women masturbated in their lifetime. Wouldn’t they all be blind and insane if this were true? We’d be a living “Zombieland” so obviously this one is false.
- Masturbation Causes Acne: If this were true, every 14 year old boy would have acne and, well, they clearly don’t.
- Masturbating is For Singles or Loners Only: Actually, masturbation is for everyone. Those who are singles AND in relationships report masturbating regularly. Some claim it also promotes harmony in their relationship.
While some religious, moral and cultural beliefs may shame or guilt in their social groups, claiming that masturbation is sinful, harmful or morally wrong, it is actually good for your physical and mental health. Obviously, the viewpoints on masturbation will depend on your own religion or culture, but I don’t believe a righteous loving God would condemn self love in any form. If you are suffering from guilt or shame, talking to a therapist about why you feel the way you do about masturbation and they may help you overcome these feelings. If your masturbation habits are interfering with your daily life, happiness, etc., you may want to consider also visiting a therapist to find out why your masturbation habits are so frequent.
So, all in all, the thesaurus is wrong. I don’t believe that masturbation is in any way self- abuse or self- pollution. It is considered perfectly normal and healthy by the medical community and actually supports your physical and mental well being.
When it comes down to it, the choice is yours, so do what’s right for you and be happy.
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Healthy Foods To Improve Libido & Sexual Arousal Vol. 2
As promised, here’s 5 more libido pumping foods:
- Chili Peppers: Most spicy chillies contain capsaicin, the ingredient responsible for their spicy flavor, which increases blood flow and triggers the release of endorphins which makes you feel good mentally and physically. Bonus: They also help speed up your metabolism!
- Pumpkin Seeds: Pumpkin seeds are high in zinc, which is essential to optimum reproductive functions in both men and women and also boosts sex drive and arousal.
- Nutmeg: Surprisingly, nutmeg has been shown in some studies to have similar effects to Viagra and, thankfully, without any side effects.
- Garlic: Containing allicin, which increases blood flow to sex organs helping increase sensations in the pelvic region and overall libido.
- Figs: These little miracles are high in amino acids (protein!), which increase both overall energy levels and sexual stamina.
Enjoy!