Happy Thanksgiving!
From all of us here at Masturgasm, we hope you & yours have a lovely Thanksgiving and a safe Black Friday!
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Here’s to getting laid on that fantastic Thanksgiving centerpiece!
Yours Truly,
Kinky Kate
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3 Sexy Summer Treats To Try
After many chilly months, the ice is beginning to thaw and nicer days are finally upon us…or, if you’re like me and live in Cali, the days of 90 degree weather are back in full swing. For most California residents, this means out with the shorts and onto the beach so I came up with 3 fun ideas to try beneath the sheets with your honey in the coming hot summer nights.
Enjoy!
This Sexy Body Paint Graffiti Spray Massage Oil is totally a good time. Completely edible and deliciously flavored, it’s perfect for a hot summer day or night. A nice cool spin to put on this sweet treat? Try placing it into a bowl of ice water or the refrigerator for a bit before using. This should make the spray come out nice and chilly. What a nice way to cool off! Be careful and make sure you don’t put it in the freezer though; the pressure could make the can explode.
Certified Organic, the Intimate Organics Relaxing Massage Oil with Lemongrass and Coconut provides a deliciously sweet way to cool off. Great for relieving sore muscles or simply for a sensual rub down, this organic massage oil is formulated with aloe so it’s friendly on any sun burns you may get in the coming months. Place it in the fridge or a bowl of ice for 15 minutes before you use it and voila! You have yourself some pleasantly cool massage oil.
The original way to cool off on a hot summer’s day, ice cubes are great for sensual pleasure. Simply take an ice cube and slide it around on your partner’s body for great cooling effects. Enjoy immediate relief from the heat and sunburns and enjoy whatever pleasure comes out of it!
Good Luck!
5 Healthy Ways To Fight The Aging Process & Keep Your Sex Life Alive!
1. Sex is the Best! This first one is a bit of an obvious one, but still. Having sex is a fantastic way to fight aging and, of course, feel good. Studies have found that those who experience intercourse and intimacy in their lives regularly are less stressed out, have higher immunity and seem to feel more content overall. It comes as no surprise, but sex also burns calories (bonus!), improves your overall health and confidence levels and helps you sleep much better. So, with all these combined health benefits in one act, it’s no wonder that sex helps us look younger and feel younger. Check Out Some Fun Sex Positions to try with the Position Sex Bible!
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2. Exercise Leads to Less Wrinkles…and More Sex! Exercise is the most known of the anti-aging fighters. Of course we know that if we all workout regularly that we will undoubtedly look younger and feel younger, but did you know that the calmer forms of exercise such as yoga and pilates may actually pose those same health benefits as well as some added bonus benefits? Yoga & pilates have been shown to help tone the body, improve cardiovascular and organ health, raise immunity to keep us from getting sick, relieve stress, improve sleep and more. So, although I’m sure it’s not as appealing as sex, it has many of the same or similar benefits. With raised confidence, you may just find your sex life is thriving!For Yogic-Like Nirvana State Orgasms that last for HOURS, Check Out the Art of Tantric Sex!
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3. Eating Healthy Just Got More Delicious! Of course we all know that eating healthy is great for optimal health, but did you know that certain foods can improve your sex life by getting you in the mood, giving you more energy and stamina during sex, and can even make your spunk taste good! Wholesome foods can definitely help slow the aging process and keep you looking young, but aside from that, they can also get you in the mood by eating such aphrodisiacs as oysters, asparagus, champagne and chocolate. Yum! Eating healthily can give you more energy and make you feel revitalized. Various foods to improve male performance include caviar and bananas. For both to experience increased libido and stamina, chocolate, figs, radish, ginger and ginseng.For great tasting spunk, simply choose your favorite fruit. I find that strawberries, anyone in the berries family, pineapple, kiwi and papaya work best. Simply eat 30 minutes to 1 hour before sexual activity to give your lover a fun sexual surprise! Or, if you want something quick, try these Sweeten 69 Supplements for Him & Her!
4. Go On An Adventure! Take an adventure and experience new things with a lover! Take a hike and enjoy a tryst in the woods or travel to a new place together. Being near nature or seeing new sights will help keep your mind and imagination alive, but it will also assist with keeping you young and spontaneous in life as well as frisky for some naughty fun!Experiencing new things together may also improve closeness, intimacy and trust for one another.
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5. Laugh It Up! You may have heard that laughter is the best medicine and, well, it is! At least, for improving and maintaining intimacy it is. Laughing together helps improve closeness and increase your sense of affection for one another. Not only that, but it relieves stress so the next time you find yourself fighting over something silly like the dishes, step up and make each other laugh. It’s guaranteed for a lifetime of great make up sex!
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Good Luck & Have A Nice Weekend!
10 Ways To Thank Your Partner This Thanksgiving
- Offer A Night of Sensual Bathing & Massage. Set a hot bath for your partner and bathe them. After bathing, place towels on your bed, couch or the floor and give them a soft caress with hot towels & smooth stones (may be found at your local Bed, Bath & Beyond or online) and your favorite massage oil.
- Give them Oral Pleasure that will Rock their World. For tips, check out our Oral Sex Techniques.
- Working Overtime? That’s fine; Send them a naughty text and photo of yourself to let them know you’re thinking of them. This is a guarantee of sexual passion when they get home! Find something to wear for the evening in Sexy Lingerie!
- Dining In: Naughty Style. Make your partner their favorite meal by candle light and be sure to dress your best: an apron or for the braves ones, your birthday suit a la carte. Or, if you’re the creative type, paint yourself in Sexy Edible Paints!
- Sexual Favor Coupons. These are a classic winner. Hand over a Sex Slave for a Day or More Specific Sexual Favors coupon. Or, if that doesn’t appeal to you, find a fun game to play!
- Do the Dirty! Declare your next day off together as Fulfill Your Fantasies Day. Share naughty fantasies over dessert and make them a reality after!
- Sexual Spa Kit. This is the newest offer going on at Romance Attack. Basically, you choose what you want in your sexual spa kit and they will give you the gift wrap & basket for FREE all through this holiday season. (Please Note: Not Live on the Site Yet; Offer is Already Available Though So Be Sure to Ask for It When You Check Out!)
- Sexual Voyeur Scavenger Hunt. This is really fun, although if you have children, you may have to send them away for the weekend to pull it off! Basically, it goes like this: You place coupon or road markers in each location of your choosing with an explanation of what you will do there; example: Ride me as hard as you can for 20 seconds. Go! Or, if you prefer to put emphasis on location, you can choose places like the kitchen counter, car, pool, backyard, etc. depending on your level of comfortability and your partner’s fantasies.
- Serve Up Dessert for Your Partner..On You…Literally. That’s right, make the dessert of your choice or their favorite and serve it up on your body, wherever you please. Be careful with this one ladies, too much sugar in your lady parts will cause a yeast infection in most so you may just want to stick with placing them on your stomach, chest & breasts area.
- Check In to Pleasure Island. Blindfold and/or Tie Up your lover and lead them to the hotel of your choosing for a few hours or a weekend. Whatever fun you have there stays between the two of you! Get wild!