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Meditation Tips for Better Sex

Meditation can improve many areas of your life for added benefits including better sleep, less stress, mental clarity, and more, but what if I told you it could help improve your sex life?

Firstly, working on your breathing has a number of health benefits, one of which includes stronger and more intense orgasms for practitioners. Given lots of consistent and daily meditation practice for 5-30 minutes a day, you can improve the length of intercourse and the intensity and quality of orgasms.

Secondly, and this one’s for the guys, it can help control ejaculation and prolong erections the natural way (Yay for no side effects!). Other improvements include improved self confidence and overall performance sexually as well as your own satisfaction with sexual experiences. Some studies even site meditation for increased overall sexual desire and libido in bed.

Lastly, meditation makes you feel GOOD! I know, I know, it may sound preachy or reaching, but the yuppies who make this a regular practice in their lives are on to something. Meditation, especially coupled with yoga, can help improve all areas of your life, least of all your sex and love life. Some studies may even show it improves the quality of relationships and bonds we form with others.

So, what are you waiting for?

Get to it!

Meditation, I mean. 😉

The Importance of An Open Mind In Your Relationship

Many times throughout the years I find myself exploring new and exciting things in life, sexual and non-sexual of course, and it has always been with the support of my better half that I am able to laugh and smile at the less comfortable moments in the learning process.

Sexual openness is very important in any relationship. I think it’s really essential to maintain an open mind and to suspend judgment when you and your partner are trying new things in bed or even simply expressing your ideas or sexual fantasies. I firmly believe that accepting your partner as they are, as a whole, is the way to obtain a truly happy and loving relationship in the long term. Your partner should be your partner in crime on the road to sexual and happiness fulfillment and you both should be prepared to laugh and support one another along the way.

Whether trying something new with your partner during sex or simply stepping out of your comfort zone and deciding to both go zip-lining when you’re afraid of heights to overcome a fear, it is important to remember that you’re in this life together.

I know it seems difficult to maintain an open thought process if the subject is something completely in left field in your mind, and to an extent perhaps you are better suited to someone else if the gap is too wide to relate, but I promise you might be glad you suspended judgment on your partner if in the end you find you might enjoy the suggestions they make for better love or even better life.

So whatever you do, remember to smile, laugh off the awkward moments and learn a little more each day.

It’s your time to shine.

5 Healthy Ways To Fight The Aging Process & Keep Your Sex Life Alive!

1. Sex is the Best! This first one is a bit of an obvious one, but still. Having sex is a fantastic way to fight aging and, of course, feel good. Studies have found that those who experience intercourse and intimacy in their lives regularly are less stressed out, have higher immunity and seem to feel more content overall. It comes as no surprise, but sex also burns calories (bonus!), improves your overall health and confidence levels and helps you sleep much better. So, with all these combined health benefits in one act, it’s no wonder that sex helps us look younger and feel younger. Check Out Some Fun Sex Positions to try with the Position Sex Bible!

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2. Exercise Leads to Less Wrinkles…and More Sex! Exercise is the most known of the anti-aging fighters. Of course we know that if we all workout regularly that we will undoubtedly look younger and feel younger, but did you know that the calmer forms of exercise such as yoga and pilates may actually pose those same health benefits as well as some added bonus benefits? Yoga & pilates have been shown to help tone the body, improve cardiovascular and organ health, raise immunity to keep us from getting sick, relieve stress, improve sleep and more. So, although I’m sure it’s not as appealing as sex, it has many of the same or similar benefits. With raised confidence, you may just find your sex life is thriving!For Yogic-Like Nirvana State Orgasms that last for HOURS, Check Out the Art of Tantric Sex!

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3. Eating Healthy Just Got More Delicious! Of course we all know that eating healthy is great for optimal health, but did you know that certain foods can improve your sex life by getting you in the mood, giving you more energy and stamina during sex, and can even make your spunk taste good! Wholesome foods can definitely help slow the aging process and keep you looking young, but aside from that, they can also get you in the mood by eating such aphrodisiacs as oysters, asparagus, champagne and chocolate. Yum! Eating healthily can give you more energy and make you feel revitalized. Various foods to improve male performance include caviar and bananas. For both to experience increased libido and stamina, chocolate, figs, radish, ginger and ginseng.For great tasting spunk, simply choose your favorite fruit. I find that strawberries, anyone in the berries family, pineapple, kiwi and papaya work best. Simply eat 30 minutes to 1 hour before sexual activity to give your lover a fun sexual surprise! Or, if you want something quick, try these Sweeten 69 Supplements for Him & Her!

4. Go On An Adventure! Take an adventure and experience new things with a lover! Take a hike and enjoy a tryst in the woods or travel to a new place together. Being near nature or seeing new sights will help keep your mind and imagination alive, but it will also assist with keeping you young and spontaneous in life as well as frisky for some naughty fun!Experiencing new things together may also improve closeness, intimacy and trust for one another.

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5. Laugh It Up! You may have heard that laughter is the best medicine and, well, it is! At least, for improving and maintaining intimacy it is. Laughing together helps improve closeness and increase your sense of affection for one another. Not only that, but it relieves stress so the next time you find yourself fighting over something silly like the dishes, step up and make each other laugh. It’s guaranteed for a lifetime of great make up sex!

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Good Luck & Have A Nice Weekend!