50 Shades Dark Gift Guide
Kinky Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day is coming with a vengeance, but we like to do our Valentine’s Day with more kink than cuteness so we came up with a 50 Shades Dark Gift Guide to reflect our hedonistic ideals and values – hope you enjoy 😉
50 Shades Dark Gift Guide
- 12 Inch Silicone Vibrating Anal Beads – These vibrating anal beads are crafted from non-porous silicone materials which makes them perfect for anal play! 12 inches of uninterrupted anal fun, these beads come in a long wand-like strip and easy push controls.
- Shibari Halo 10 Speed Waterproof Vibrator – This vibrating wand has 10 speeds of vibration for a diverse array of erotic stimulation that can be enjoyed for hours without every experiencing the same mode twice 😉
- Wolfman Wolf Dildo – Designed after a real wolf penis, this dildo is ideal for unleashing your inner animal! Coupled with a suction cup for uninterrupted play, this toy can be used anywhere you like, including on shower walls!
- Black Ball Gag – Keep your partner (or yourself) quiet with this secure, but comfortable ball gag! Complete with perforated ball for easy breathing during use, this ball gag adds a new layer of intensity and kink to all your bondage play.
- Black Leather Blindfold Mask – This leather blindfold is ideal for total blackout pleasure experiences! Made with authentic leather, this blindfold has a comfortable elastic band for easy wear any time the mood strikes.
- Screw Nipple Clamps with Chain – These screw nipple clamps are the perfect way to amp up the intensity during your bondage play. The chain and screw clamps ensure these stay put for however long you like!
- Devil Inside Me Tail Butt Plug – This Devil Inside Me butt plug includes a small tapered butt plug complete with lube trails for long lasting lubrication and fun. The end opposite the plug is in the shape of a pitchforked devil’s tail ideal for anyone who’s been too naughty and wants to show off their kinky ways.
- Vibro Screw Anal Plug – This massive anal toy is perfect for taking your anal play up a notch! Unlike other anal toys, this butt plug allows you to screw in a little more whenever you want to increase the intensity and pleasure – just give it a screw and enjoy!
- Large Mole Butt Plug – The large mole plug is a modestly sized tapered butt plug for naughty anal play without going too wild. It’s perfect for keeping in place while enjoying other pleasures and is easily used with the help of a little lubrication.
- Silicone Vibrating Anal Beads – These vibrating silicone anal beads are perfect for all kinds of anal play, especially when used by male partners (but not only) because the base includes soft ridges for stimulating your perineum during use and the beaded wand is curved for stimulating the prostate.
- Set of 2 Thigh and Wrist Restraints – Last, but certainly not least, is this set of thigh and wrist restraints! Perfect for keeping your partner (or yourself) tied down and ready, these restraints are heavy duty and won’t budge!
Here’s to the Naughtiest Valentine’s Day Yet 😉
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xO
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It’s a well known fact that our sex drives slow down when winter comes. Lower temperatures, early dark nights, and the frequent chill dulls our libidos so that we’re less likely to feel sexual desire and arousal as much.
Not to worry!
With this weekend’s deal, you can get all the naughty supplies you need to keep your love and sex life amped up all winter long – or at least long enough to last you until Spring Fever hits!
From Now until Tuesday, Get 5% Off ALL Orders of $40 or More!
Happy { Naughty } Shopping!
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xO
GET GREAT DEALS ON SEDUCTIVE VIBES AT MASTURGASM!
[B3 Tuyo White & Pink Vibromasseur Vibe – FREE Condom Case With Purchase!]
At Masturgasm, we have a hand picked selection of vibes which vary in color, shape, size, and style, but are all meant to bring you the most pleasurable sexual experiences imaginable! From the uniquely round shaped vibes (as seen above), to the more traditional rabbit and g-spot vibes, we have something for everyone!
Here are a Few of My Personal Favorites!
EVOLVED Diamond Edition Waterproof Lustre Gspot Vibrator
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Impressions 5X Silicone Gel Red G-Spot Vibrator
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EVOLVED Symphony Edition Waterproof Rhapsody Vibrator
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The Matador w/ SMP Vibe Dildo
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Sassy Pink Rabbit Vibrator
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Je T’aime 7″ Le Point G Vibe, Violet
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EVOLVED Roulette Edition Bet On Black Vibrator
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Auto Erotica 3-In-1 Vibrator
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Have a Naughty Weekend! 
xO
ANAL FUN FROM ICON!
Icon Brands Falcon Ass Egg, Starter 3.5″ – Click to See on Amazon
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Icon Brands Falcon Ass Egg, Intermediate 4.5″ – Click to See on Amazon
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Icon Brands Buttman’s Viewable Glass Butt Plug, Sphere – Click to See on Amazon
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xO
Take Advantage of Our Valentine’s Day Special While You Can!
Our Valentine’s Day Special is well under way and you’ve only got until February 14th ( Valentine’s Day) to enjoy 15% Off On ALL Orders made on Masturgasm.com & 15% Off On ALL Orders made in our Amazon Web Store of $30 or More so get to shopping while you can!
And Remember…
Happy { F**king on } Valentine’s Day!
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Yours Truly,
Kinky Kate
xO
GroundHog Day Flash Free Shipping Special!
Happy {almost} Groundhog Day!
For this very momentous event, we at Masturgasm have decided to celebrate by offering Free Shipping on all purchases of anal toys which equals $30 or more so enjoy it while you can!
Offer Expires February 2nd at midnight!
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xO
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Serpenis Animal Sex Toy Dildo – Click Image to Buy It On Amazon!
The Serpenis is an amazing dildo with a snake-like texture and appearance, including a stimulating knob on the base which can function to stimulate both the clitoris or the anal area!
It’s angular head and textured body will drive you wild and are a fantastic addition to any and all of your animal role play fantasies!
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xO
Happy { F**king } Valentine’s Day! ;-)
Sale Alert!
From Now until February 14th ( Valentine’s Day), Enjoy 15% Off On ALL Orders made on Masturgasm.com & 15% Off On ALL Orders made in our Amazon Web Store of $30 or More!
Happy { F**king on } Valentine’s Day!
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Yours Truly,
Kinky Kate
xO
Cal Exotic Water Pixie Glider Review: Simple G Spot Pleasure
This Water Pixie Glider by Cal Exotics is simply a pleasure!
I haven’t done a product review in awhile so I thought I’d take the today to let you know how much I’m enjoying my newest toy!
Easy to use with push button on one end and curved tip g-spot stimulator at the other, the Water Pixie Glider is my favorite toy for g-spot orgasms. This toy may look small and meager, but don’t let it’s size fool you! I mean, WOW! I spent a nice 30 minutes soaking in the tub with this cute little waterproof toy and it did NOT disappoint me!
The Waterproof Pixie Glider, which I got in purple, is decently priced ($13), conveniently sized for travel and discretion, comes in a variety of colors, and packs strong, but quiet vibrations for a deliciously pleasurable experience every time you use it.
I’ve only had mine a week and already I’ve used it 5 times!
FREE Gifts & Special Offers When You Shop with Romance Attack Online through February!
SPECIAL VALENTINE’S DAY OFFER!!
From now until the end of February, Romance Attack Online is offering FREE Sample Lubricants & Single Condoms PLUS Travel Size Massage Oils when you purchase this adorable single stem red rose whose center rose bud is actually a one size fits all adorably cute red thong. A perfect gift for someone you love or a great way to treat yourself, this Red Rose Thong is a simple, yet elegant thong offered in a beautiful rose. What better way to give a simple gift of love and sensuality in one!
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From Now until the End of February, Romance Attack Online will also be offering this 7 Piece Beauty Kit that comes with an egg bullet vibe, a hard vibe and various sleeves and attachments FREE when you purchase $75 or more anytime between now and February 28, 2011.