3 New Year’s Resolutions to Crank Up the Kink in 2016
2016 is finally here and with that comes the annual resolutions so we thought we would come up with some fun, naughty new year’s resolutions that you guys can enjoy this year!
3 New Year’s Resolutions to Crank Up the Kink in 2016
- Try Bondage // Bondage is a fun way to mix things up and experiment. Mild bondage is commonly referred to as kink (think handcuffs, silk restraints and eye masks), but legit bondage is a bit more hardcore than that. If you find that the minor kinks are not doing it for you anymore, trying bondage out may be just the thing to help you feel more fulfillment sexually. Just make sure you’re informed, safe, sane, and consensual before going for it. Click Here to Learn More About Bondage
- Try A Fetish // If you feel that a specific fetish may be right for you, but have been to shy to speak about it, make 2016 the year you speak out about your fantasies and desires! Whether it’s a fetish for pantyhose, latex, rope bondage, yiff, foot fetish, medical fetish, or something else, be authentically you. We support you all the way to your sexual happiness 🙂
- Try Roleplay // If you’re more into the milder side of things, trying out a little frisky roleplay might be enjoyable for you. There’s anything from dirty talk to actual characters (schoolgirl and teacher or doctor and patient, to name a few), yiff roleplay as various animals, and evenvampire roleplay. Do your research and see what piques your interest, then share your thoughts with your partner(s) to discuss possible experimentation.
Here’s to Wishing You the Kinkiest Year Yet 😉
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Mistress Gift Guide
Mistress Gift Guide
Don’t know what to get your favorite mistress this holiday season? These gifts are guaranteed to please! From toys to tools, these kinky holiday gifts are the perfect way to say thank you to your beloved mistress, whatever her tastes or tricks of the trade may be.
- Vibro Screw Anal Plug – Inspired by actual screws, the Vibro Screw Plug is a wonderful toy for anal training and stretching play! It’s tapered tip can be inserted and screwed in a little at a time as you level up in your anal experience.
- Poseidon Urethral Sound – Complete with a handle for total control, this urethral sound is perfect for dilating your urethra one step at a time. The smooth ridges offer an intensely pleasurable experience for those who dare.
- Hand of Plenty Fisting Sex Toy – Designed to look like an actual human fist (with a twist), this Hand of Plenty toy is ideal for fisting and stretching play. The tapered tail end also offers up unique stimulation when you want a contrast to the fist end.
- Electro Stim Egg and Clamps – This Electro Stim Egg is perfect for direct electro stimulation while the clamps may be attached to any and all areas for a subtle shock or two 😉
- The Devil Inside Me Butt Plug – Let out your inner devilish side with this Devil Inside Me Plug! One end is a small tapered butt plug with lube trails (for long lasting lubrication) while the other is a stylized devil tail. Use both for erotic stimulation and enjoyment!
- Raging Stallion Boot Paddle – A near-exact replica of the bottom side of any combat boot, this is the perfect tool to deal out punishment when your subs are defying you!
We hope she doesn’t make you regret gifting these to her 😉
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Kinky Halloween Games to Play!
Halloween is coming and there are some naughty Halloween games you can enjoy with your partner this Hallow’s Eve that we’ve come up with. These are so much fun, really easy to customize to your sexual tastes, and require little to no prep time!
Kinky Halloween Games to Play!
- Naughty Blind Man’s Bluff – Blindfold your partner and have your way with them! Use dildos,butt plugs, feathers, whips, and various lubricants and creams to invoke pleasure (or titillating pain, if you’re up for it!).
- 7 Minutes In Heaven – This is a game for groups and I’m sure you’ve heard of it from your teen years, but our version is a whole lot naughtier! All you need is a bottle and a lot of imagination. A group sits in a circle around a bottle. You spin the bottle and then select 2 people from the group (depending on where the open end lands) who go into the nearest closet. They then get 7 minutes to do whatever their heart’s desire! Whether that’s a quick kiss or something more devious is up to you and your group!
- Sexy Scavenger Hunt – Take turns hiding away your favorite sex toys, lubricants, bondage gear, chocolate (or chocolate covered strawberries), ice, whips, etc. around the house. Then, go on a hunt to look for them together and enjoy 😉
- The “Abstinence” Game – Taunt one another aggressively with sexual gestures to see who gives in to the urge first! Whoever lasts out the longest wins – or do they? 😉
- Naughty Game of Trick or Treat – Who says trick or treating is just for kids? This gives Halloween fun a naughty new way to play! The full instructions can be found here.
Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
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5 Benefits to Having Sex on Your Period
Sex on your period might be something you would never, ever in a million years consider or it might be something you enjoy on the regular. Whatever your stance on this interesting (and sometimes deliciously messy) arrangement, there are several benefits to having sex on your period and we thought we’d mention a few of our favorites 😉
5 Benefits to Having Sex on Your Period
- Did you know strippers make more money on their periods? True story. Strippers tend to get better and more frequent tips during and around their periods because ovulation can literally be sensed by males on a primal level. Make it rain, ladies 😉
- It represents femininity and womanhood. You might not feel very feminine during your period, but it is a serious representation of womanhood, femininity, and fertility.
- It turns people on! Since it is a representation of all that is womanly, it may very well turn a lot of people on! Believe it or not, some people are extremely turned on by it.
- It might save your marriage. If you only happen to give off a specific aroma during your period, it might help increase the bonding and attraction between yourself and your partner which, if there’s trouble in paradise, could really help save your marriage! 😉
- Did you know it excretes through your skin and attracts others? It’s true. The scent of ovulation actually excretes through your skin (normally in the form of perspiration) and helps attract others to you. The scent is said to be similar to the scent of marigolds. Crazy, huh?
So, there you have it! You might be rethinking your no-sex-during-your-period rule and rightly so 😉
Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
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Disclaimer: We, here at Masturgasm, are not doctors (though we love dressing up as naughty ones ;-)). We do not claim to be healthcare professionals; we only offer the best advice and what has worked best for us. If you are unsure whether any of these tips are right for you, please seek care with a medical doctor or primary healthcare physician.
3 Reasons to Have An Affair
Sure, cheating’s not the most ethical thing we could do, but it’s quite the rush, don’t ya think? Besides the morality issue with cheating, I can think of a whole lot of reasons why it’s something you should try, at least once in your life. After all, you only live once 😉 so here are 3 positive reasons to have an affair!
3 Reasons to Have An Affair
- Longer, Better Orgasms. Okay, so this is subjective, but it’s true to say that when you’re having an affair, the excitement of getting caught alone will get you hot and heavy. Add to that the feeling of letting go of your inhibitions and it’s a recipe for the big O! Since you’re more likely to experiment, feel less ashamed, and truly be yourself during an affair, sexual experimentation is a go and that always leads to – you got it – longer, better orgasms.
- More Exciting Sex. Just as the orgasms are better, so too is the overall excitement. Because you’ll have limited time to be together and have the fear of getting caught looming over you, you’ll want to get right down to business without delay! This amps up your heart rate which really gets your blood pumping…
- It’s A Total Rush! Like I said, it’s an absolute and total rush to have an affair, especially if you happen to work with that person! Meeting up for only a short amount of time for a little hot and heavy action is a huge adrenaline rush and that’s probably why we keep coming back for more 😉
So maybe you still don’t want to have an affair and that’s okay, but for those of us who do, well, now we know exactly why we enjoy the heat of those moments so much!
Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
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5 Benefits to Having Sex on Your Period
Sex on your period might be something you would never, ever in a million years consider or it might be something you enjoy on the regular. Whatever your stance on this interesting (and sometimes deliciously messy) arrangement, there are several benefits to having sex on your period and we thought we’d mention a few of our favorites 😉
5 Benefits to Having Sex on Your Period
- Did you know strippers make more money on their periods? True story. Strippers tend to get better and more frequent tips during and around their periods because ovulation can literally be sensed by males on a primal level. Make it rain, ladies 😉
- It represents femininity and womanhood. You might not feel very feminine during your period, but it is a serious representation of womanhood, femininity, and fertility.
- It turns people on! Since it is a representation of all that is womanly, it may very well turn a lot of people on! Believe it or not, some people are extremely turned on by it.
- It might save your marriage. If you only happen to give off a specific aroma during your period, it might help increase the bonding and attraction between yourself and your partner which, if there’s trouble in paradise, could really help save your marriage! 😉
- Did you know it excretes through your skin and attracts others? It’s true. The scent of ovulation actually excretes through your skin (normally in the form of perspiration) and helps attract others to you. The scent is said to be similar to the scent of marigolds. Crazy, huh?
So, there you have it! You might be rethinking your no-sex-during-your-period rule and rightly so 😉
Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
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xO
Disclaimer: We, here at Masturgasm, are not doctors (though we love dressing up as naughty ones ;-)). We do not claim to be healthcare professionals; we only offer the best advice and what has worked best for us. If you are unsure whether any of these tips are right for you, please seek care with a medical doctor or primary healthcare physician.
3 Reasons to Have An Affair
Sure, cheating’s not the most ethical thing we could do, but it’s quite the rush, don’t ya think? Besides the morality issue with cheating, I can think of a whole lot of reasons why it’s something you should try, at least once in your life. After all, you only live once 😉 so here are 3 positive reasons to have an affair!
3 Reasons to Have An Affair
- Longer, Better Orgasms. Okay, so this is subjective, but it’s true to say that when you’re having an affair, the excitement of getting caught alone will get you hot and heavy. Add to that the feeling of letting go of your inhibitions and it’s a recipe for the big O! Since you’re more likely to experiment, feel less ashamed, and truly be yourself during an affair, sexual experimentation is a go and that always leads to – you got it – longer, better orgasms.
- More Exciting Sex. Just as the orgasms are better, so too is the overall excitement. Because you’ll have limited time to be together and have the fear of getting caught looming over you, you’ll want to get right down to business without delay! This amps up your heart rate which really gets your blood pumping…
- It’s A Total Rush! Like I said, it’s an absolute and total rush to have an affair, especially if you happen to work with that person! Meeting up for only a short amount of time for a little hot and heavy action is a huge adrenaline rush and that’s probably why we keep coming back for more 😉
So maybe you still don’t want to have an affair and that’s okay, but for those of us who do, well, now we know exactly why we enjoy the heat of those moments so much!
Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
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5 Exciting Places for a Quickie!
Life goes by in a flash so it’s no wonder that many of us feel like we don’t have enough time to get down and dirty with that special someone. Since we feel it’s a damn shame to miss out on some good old fashioned (or not) sex, we’ve come up with 5 tips to help you get it in on the run, wherever you might be!
5 Exciting Places for a Quickie!
- The Bedroom Closet – Dying for a moment alone? Hide out together in your bedroom closet and enjoy a quick moment of passion. Sure, it’s not the Hilton, but we’ll take what we can get!
- Your In-laws Bathroom – Visiting the in-laws for a party? Sneak away to the bathroom for a fast romp. Nothing’s better than being in the heat of the moment and acting on it!
- Up Against A Car – Whether it’s a garage, parking lot of side of the road, getting hot and heavy up against a car is a kinky way to enjoy a little voyeurism and take a walk on the wilder side of life.
- The Public Bathroom – If you’re down to get a little grimy, this naughty idea is perfect whether you’re at the mall, in a restaurant or sneaking away from your friends at the club.
- Behind A Building – Make sure there are no prying eyes and enjoy a little bit of fun behind a building! If it’s at night, even better; nobody will be around to interrupt the fun 😉
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3 Reasons to Be Unashamed of Your Cougar Status
3 Reasons to Be Unashamed of Your Cougar Status
There’s nothing shameful about being an attractive older woman. People might try to shame you into oblivion, but why should you? You’re most likely beautiful, successful, and easily able to get the attention of all men, even those younger than yourself. Others might not understand your lifestyle, but there’s no reason you shouldn’t revel in it. Here are 3 reasons to be unashamed of your “cougar” status as an attractive, successful, and confident woman.
- Be Confident – Dating who you want, doing what you want; it’s all a part of being an attractive older woman. A “cougar,” if you will. Being bold enough to take what you want with no apologies is just one of the perks of your life and it makes you your most confident self.
- Be Carefree – Life should be fun and, at any age, you should enjoy yourself! Indulging in the best that life has to offer, whether in dating or not, is one of the best perks of being who you are. Being with someone who has those same ideals is nothing to scoff at. Be happy and carefree as you like; you deserve it!
- Own Your Sexuality – The main thing about dating someone younger than yourself is owning your sexuality. You’re in control of you; nobody is going to tie you down. You’re a beautiful, sexual human being and you should live that to the fullest.
At the end of the day, you choose your life. Nobody else can take that from you unless you let them. If other people don’t understand your choices, well, that’s on them; not you. Don’t worry about what others might think. You know what’s right for you and only you can make you happy.
Power On, Cougars 😉
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How to Make Sex More Spiritual
How to Make Sex A Spiritual Experience
Sex is wonderful in and of itself, but if you’re looking for something a little more fulfilling to your spiritual life and want to take sex to a higher level, I came up with a few tips to help you get there!
- Connect With Your Partner(s). Obviously, the first step to a higher level of intimacy is connecting with your partner(s). Because spirituality is a connection of the mind and spirit, you want to be at total ease and comfort with whoever you are engaging erotic activities with. There are easy ways to connect with your partner on this level that you can try, as you like, but my favorites include meditating and/or yoga practice together, weight lifting together, engaging in personal conversation without distraction, indulging in a bath or shower together, and giving one another an erotic massage. Take things slow; that’s where the magic happens!
- Sex Meditation. Sex meditation isn’t just sitting around doing nothing, though I know a lot of people might have this belief about it. Meditation can be any number of things: making eye contact with your partner without speaking, bathing together in silence, and/or just lying next to one another without doing anything else. Meditation is a focused intention on being with one another without having to do, be, or say anything and this will help you both further connect.
- Try Tantra. Once you feel a strong intimate bond with one another, you can take things to a higher precipice of ecstasy by indulging in tantra. There are many ways to engage in tantra, but the basics of it are slow, intense, engaged, sexual pleasure and it’s very much rooted in a connection with your partner. You can get more tips on tantra here and read about the history of tantra here.
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