The Perfect Toys for Dia de Los Muertos!
Happy Day of the Dead! All things skulls and skeletons run today so we’re sharing 2 awesome sex toys that are absolutely bad to the bone (pardon the pun, but it’s true!).
The Perfect Toys for Dia de Los Muertos!
The Skeleton Penis Extension is PERFECT for Dia de Los Muertos AKA Day of the Dead! The skeleton design offers up unique stimulation and function as lube trails to help lubrication last longer and pleasure that’s more intensely satisfying. The strap is both a cock ring/sling that helps the wearer stay harder for longer and cum harder.
The Akmed Skull Dong has a good side and a bad side; both are pleasure-inducing! The skull textures act as lube trails for long-lasting lubrication and provided stimulation during use while the wide base helps keep the product still while you have your fun 😉
Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
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Black Friday Deals on Masturgasm!
| BLACK NOVEMBER DEALS|
It’s that time of year again, kinksters, when you can get the best deals imaginable on all your favorite sex toys from Masturgasm! We have deals going on all month long for both our main store and Amazon store, but you may want to shop on Masturgasm as I think the deals are much sweeter 😉 Either way, you’ll get deals wherever you prefer to shop so we hope you enjoy stocking up on all your favorites, gifting some to those lucky someones, and maybe a few for the cold winter ahead? 😉
Black Friday Deals on Masturgasm:
- Get 10% Off during the first week of November
- Get Free Shipping on ALL Order of $75+
- No Codes Required!
- Check back here for more deals and discounts EVERY week in November!
Black Friday Deals on Amazon:
- Spend $75+, Get 10% Off
- Get Free Shipping on Orders of $75+
- No Code Required!
- Check Amazon store for new deals every week!
Browse the Black Friday Deals on Masturgasm – here.
Browse the Black Friday Deals on Amazon – here.
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Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween from All of Us At Masturgasm!
We hope you have the naughtiest of naughty Halloweens this year and remember to stay safe, sane and consensual 😉
- Naughty Toys to Amp Up Your Halloween
- How to Host A Naughty Halloween Party!
- Naughty Halloween Recipes + Drink Ideas
- Venturing Into the Unknown: Anal Toys to Try on Halloween!
- How to Play A Game of Naughty Trick or Treat
- How to DIY Your Own Naughty Haunted House
- 13 Naughty Ways to Spend Halloween!
- Your Guide to Erotic Vampire Roleplay
Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
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Last Chance to Get These Halloween Deals!
Last Chance to Get Our Halloween Deals!
Today is the LAST DAY to get any of our awesome Halloween deals and discounts on Masturgasm and our Amazon store so hurry and shop while you still can to get your favorite dildos and butt plugs at awesome prices!
Masturgasm Halloween Deals:
- Get 20% Off When You Spend $100 or more on ANY Animal Toys (including animal dildos and extensions) and Animal Kits, Masks and combo kits!
- Get A FREE Skeleton Extender when you spend $200 or more on any order!
Amazon Store Halloween Deals:
- Spend $75+ and Get 10% Off Your Order!
- Spend $150+ and Get 15% Off Your Order!
- Spend $300+ and Get 20% Off Your Order!
No codes are required for these deals; they will be applied automatically when you meet the minimum amounts or purchase from the select categories.
Happy Shopping!
Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
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4 Sex Toys to Make Your Halloween Costume Naughtier!
With Halloween nearly here, everyone is rushing to get their costume in order for the big night and we’ve come up with 4 sex toys that can take your sexy Halloween costume to the next level! Whether you’re planning on going as something innocent or devilish, we’ve got some kinky options to make your costume a little big naughtier this year.
4 Sex Toys to Make Your Halloween Costume Naughtier!
- Costume: Naughty Bunny Rabbit. This delicious chrome plated steel anal plug comes with a tuft of faux rabbit fur which makes it perfect for pairing for your innocent bunny rabbit costume! Enjoy a little kink after hours with a partner and really get into character 😉
2. Costume: Kinky Puppy or Dog. This naughty double dong has a stylistic dog penis dildo on one end and a textured dog tail on the other! Use both for some yiffing good pleasure and indulge your inner animal’s desires.
3. Costume: Bondage Queen or Vampire. The darker side of sexy Halloween, our bondage gear make perfect additions to any of these costumes! This posture collar is especially useful for late night bondage sessions and keeping a sub in line during fun Halloween festivities 😉
4. Costume: Drill Sergeant or Army Soldier. Whether you’re dominating or submitting, this jack boot paddle is perfect for whipping subordinates into shape! Keep it on you throughout the night to discipline anyone who mouths off.
Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
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xO
Halloween Deals Are Almost Over!
Our Halloween Sales Are Sweeter Than Any Treat!
Our Halloween deals this year are sweeter than any of your Halloween treats so get in on these naughty Halloween deals while you can 😉
Masturgasm Halloween Deals:
- Get 20% Off When You Spend $100 or more on ANY Animal Toys (including animal dildos and extensions) and Animal Kits, Masks and combo kits!
- Get A FREE Skeleton Extender when you spend $200 or more on any order!
Amazon Store Halloween Deals:
- Spend $75+ and Get 10% Off Your Order!
- Spend $150+ and Get 15% Off Your Order!
- Spend $300+ and Get 20% Off Your Order!
No codes are required for these deals; they will be applied automatically when you meet the minimum amounts or purchase from the select categories.
Happy Shopping!
Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
Browse the Sales on Masturgasm – here.
Browse the Sales on Amazon – here.
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5 Benefits to Having Sex on Your Period
Sex on your period might be something you would never, ever in a million years consider or it might be something you enjoy on the regular. Whatever your stance on this interesting (and sometimes deliciously messy) arrangement, there are several benefits to having sex on your period and we thought we’d mention a few of our favorites 😉
5 Benefits to Having Sex on Your Period
- Did you know strippers make more money on their periods? True story. Strippers tend to get better and more frequent tips during and around their periods because ovulation can literally be sensed by males on a primal level. Make it rain, ladies 😉
- It represents femininity and womanhood. You might not feel very feminine during your period, but it is a serious representation of womanhood, femininity, and fertility.
- It turns people on! Since it is a representation of all that is womanly, it may very well turn a lot of people on! Believe it or not, some people are extremely turned on by it.
- It might save your marriage. If you only happen to give off a specific aroma during your period, it might help increase the bonding and attraction between yourself and your partner which, if there’s trouble in paradise, could really help save your marriage! 😉
- Did you know it excretes through your skin and attracts others? It’s true. The scent of ovulation actually excretes through your skin (normally in the form of perspiration) and helps attract others to you. The scent is said to be similar to the scent of marigolds. Crazy, huh?
So, there you have it! You might be rethinking your no-sex-during-your-period rule and rightly so 😉
Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
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Disclaimer: We, here at Masturgasm, are not doctors (though we love dressing up as naughty ones ;-)). We do not claim to be healthcare professionals; we only offer the best advice and what has worked best for us. If you are unsure whether any of these tips are right for you, please seek care with a medical doctor or primary healthcare physician.
5 Benefits to Having Sex on Your Period
Sex on your period might be something you would never, ever in a million years consider or it might be something you enjoy on the regular. Whatever your stance on this interesting (and sometimes deliciously messy) arrangement, there are several benefits to having sex on your period and we thought we’d mention a few of our favorites 😉
5 Benefits to Having Sex on Your Period
- Did you know strippers make more money on their periods? True story. Strippers tend to get better and more frequent tips during and around their periods because ovulation can literally be sensed by males on a primal level. Make it rain, ladies 😉
- It represents femininity and womanhood. You might not feel very feminine during your period, but it is a serious representation of womanhood, femininity, and fertility.
- It turns people on! Since it is a representation of all that is womanly, it may very well turn a lot of people on! Believe it or not, some people are extremely turned on by it.
- It might save your marriage. If you only happen to give off a specific aroma during your period, it might help increase the bonding and attraction between yourself and your partner which, if there’s trouble in paradise, could really help save your marriage! 😉
- Did you know it excretes through your skin and attracts others? It’s true. The scent of ovulation actually excretes through your skin (normally in the form of perspiration) and helps attract others to you. The scent is said to be similar to the scent of marigolds. Crazy, huh?
So, there you have it! You might be rethinking your no-sex-during-your-period rule and rightly so 😉
Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
Browse the Sales on Masturgasm – here.
Browse the Sales on Amazon – here.
xO
Disclaimer: We, here at Masturgasm, are not doctors (though we love dressing up as naughty ones ;-)). We do not claim to be healthcare professionals; we only offer the best advice and what has worked best for us. If you are unsure whether any of these tips are right for you, please seek care with a medical doctor or primary healthcare physician.
3 Kinds of Dildos You Need to Try
Let me be frank when I say that not all dildos are created equal. They all have their own unique qualities, but when you break it down, there are 3 main categories which you should definitely give a go if you haven’t done so already – read on if you want to enjoy all the orgasms the world has to offer you 😉
Stylistic Dildos
Stylistic dildos are perfect for those with a big imagination! These designs are totally out of this world. From animal dildos to artistic shapes and sensual textures, stylistic toys have a lot to offer in terms of stimulation and they are a fun way to add excitement to role play fantasies.
Realistic Dildos
Realistic dildos are for the practical one among you. If you want something that feels super close to the real deal, these dildos are perfect. You can get super firm ones or realistic toys with a more skin-like texture. We carry a material called fauxskin which simulates the feel of velvety soft skin so it’s perfect for indulging in classic naughtiness!
Vibrating Dildos
Last, but certainly not least, is vibrating dildos. These delightful sex toys are perfect for those who want only #goodvibes. Joking (kind of), but seriously, these toys have a plethora of designs and styles to choose from across the board. You can get a realistic or stylistic dildo with a vibe or simply a classic slim design; it’s totally up to you.
Stay Naughty ;-)
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Your Guide to Medical Fetish Play
Your Guide to Medical Fetish Play
Nearly all children engage in some form of “playing doctor” or nurse at some point in their childhoods. I think we’ve all been there, done that, but for some of us, the sexual intrigue and mystique of the medical fantasy world lives on into adulthood. That’s where medical fetishes come in.
Medical fetishes stem from this innocent childhood play and evolved into something a bit more perverse and erotic (of course). There are many facets to medical play, commonly referred to as Clinic in some places, that can be indulged in from the very tame kink to the more advanced levels. Some forms of medical fetish are not sexual in nature, but many of them more commonly are.
Basic medical fetishes are all based in the same origin of a medical type environment of either a doctor or nurse and a patient. There are a number of medical devices and medical fetish toys one can employ during these sessions and they are widely varied from a doctor’s stethoscope to medical style tools, penis sounds and plugs, medical restraints, spreader bars, latex, and more.
Whatever your level of erotic intensity during medical play, be sure that safety comes first. It’s important to ensure that both you and your partner(s) are enjoying the play to the fullest and feel both comfortable and pleasure-filled.
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