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FEATURED PRODUCT: SERPENIS ANIMAL SEX TOY DILDO

Published January 22, 2013 | By KinkyKate

Serpenis Animal Sex Toy Dildo – Click Image to Buy It On Amazon!

The Serpenis is an amazing dildo with a snake-like texture and appearance, including a stimulating knob on the base which can function to stimulate both the clitoris or the anal area!

It’s angular head and textured body will drive you wild and are a fantastic addition to any and all of your animal role play fantasies!

Check it out on Masturgasm – here.

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xO

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Happy { F**king } Valentine’s Day! ;-)

Published January 3, 2013 | By KinkyKate

Sale Alert!

From Now until February 14th ( Valentine’s Day), Enjoy 15% Off On ALL Orders made on Masturgasm.com & 15% Off On ALL Orders made in our Amazon Web Store of $30 or More!

Happy { F**king on } Valentine’s Day!

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Yours Truly,

Kinky Kate

xO

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Get Great Deals With Us On Amazon Through December 31st!

Published December 26, 2012 | By KinkyKate

Romance Attack on Amazon is offering great prices on all of your favorite items from now until the end of December so you can crash into the New Year with all the pleasure and ecstasy you deserve!

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Happy Holidays!

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Yours Truly,

Kinky Kate

xO

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MasturGasm Is Now Live!

Published November 7, 2012 | By KinkyKate

We are now live and open for business at Www.Masturgasm.Com!

After much toiling and digital labor, our brand New and freshly minted adult shop, MasturGasm Online, is now up and running and ready for shopping!

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Yours Truly,

Kinky Kate

xO

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Enjoy Ghoulishly Good Sales the Entire Month of October!

Published October 3, 2012 | By KinkyKate

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xO

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Fall Into Autumn With Great September Savings!

Published September 12, 2012 | By KinkyKate

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NEW Falcon Ass Eggs at Romance Attack Online!

Published April 12, 2012 | By KinkyKate

NOW AVAILABLE AT ROMANCE ATTACK ONLINE SHOP:

Falcon Ass Eggs!

Delightfully tapered and smooth textured, these innovative oval shaped ass eggs are great for anal pleasure!

Made of phthalate free PVC materials, the Falcon Ass Eggs become deliciously glossy when lubed up and have a strong suction base for uninterrupted anal plug fun.

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NEW! Romance Attack Online Adult Action DVD Grab Bags

Published March 9, 2012 | By KinkyKate

Now Available at Romance Attack Online: Adult Action DVD Grab Bags!

What does this mean?

25 titles of various genre titles featuring amateurs & stars alike!

Genres May Include:

Amateur 4 Hour
Barely Legal 4 Hour
Teen Boobs 4 Hour
Teenage New Combo 4 Hour or 5 Hour
Gangbang 4 Hour or 5 Hour
Extreme Teenagers 6 Hour
Hardcore 8 Hour
Couples 9 Hour
Asian 4 Hour or 5 Hour
NEW Asian 5 Hour
NEW Black Combo 5 Hour
Gonzo Features 2 Hour
Interracial 2 Hour
NEW MILF Combo 2 Hour
Gay 2 Hour, 4 Hour or 5 Hour
Shemale 4 Hour
Bi-sexual 4 Hour
NEW Lesbian Combo 4 Hour
NEW Freaks Combo 4 Hour
Amateur Big Boobs 4 Hour
University Co-Eds 4 Hour
Pitch Black 4 or 8 Hour
Lesbian 4 Hour
Interracial 4 Hour

Perfect for your personal home collection or home party plan!

While you cannot choose your titles and everything is random, these fun surprise DVD grab bags offer a HUGE discount on a large number of DVD’s!

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Featured Product: Etched Barbed Wire Polished Seamless Stainless Steel Cock Ring

Published March 3, 2012 | By KinkyKate

Brand NEW to Romance Attack Online, the Etched Barbed Wire Polished Seamless Stainless Steel Cock Ring is a great edition to the various lines of cock rings we offer!

Perfect for bondage or fetish play, gay and straight couples alike can enjoy what this incredibly durable stainless steel cock ring has to offer!

Although it has none of the flexibility of a jelly cock ring, it does come in 3 varying sizes that can accommodate nearly anyone and is made with long lasting 316L stainless steel making it a completely timeless and strong build for a cock ring that will last you a lifetime.

With a masculine design that oozes aggressive sexuality, this cock ring fits fashionably and makes for a comfortable, yet secure fit during use.

Stylish and sophisticated in design, the seamlessly polished finish on this cock ring makes me feel it should be worn only by the toughest of gladiators. I don’t know why that comes to mind, but hey, it does. That being said, if you want to play a little dress up with this cock ring, who am I to tell you no?

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