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FLASH WEEKENDER DEAL – BREAK THE ICE IN YOUR SEX LIFE!

Break the Ice Weekend Special - Masturgasm.com

Break the Ice in Your Sex Life with Masturgasm!

It’s a well known fact that our sex drives slow down when winter comes. Lower temperatures, early dark nights, and the frequent chill dulls our libidos so that we’re less likely to feel sexual desire and arousal as much.

Not to worry!

With this weekend’s deal, you can get all the naughty supplies you need to keep your love and sex life amped up all winter long – or at least long enough to last you until Spring Fever hits!

From Now until Tuesday, Get 5% Off ALL Orders of $40 or More!

Happy { Naughty } Shopping!

Get Greal Deals on Masturgasm – here.

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xO

 

GET GREAT DEALS ON SEDUCTIVE VIBES AT MASTURGASM!

[B3 Tuyo White & Pink Vibromasseur Vibe – FREE Condom Case With Purchase!]


At Masturgasm, we have a hand picked selection of vibes which vary in color, shape, size, and style, but are all meant to bring you the most pleasurable sexual experiences imaginable! From the uniquely round shaped vibes (as seen above), to the more traditional rabbit and g-spot vibes, we have something for everyone!

 

Here are a Few of My Personal Favorites!

EVOLVED Diamond Edition Waterproof Lustre Gspot Vibrator

Check it out on Masturgasm – here.

Impressions 5X Silicone Gel Red G-Spot Vibrator

Check it out on Masturgasm – here.

Check it out on Amazon – here.

EVOLVED Symphony Edition Waterproof Rhapsody Vibrator

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The Matador w/ SMP Vibe Dildo

Check it out on Masturgasm – here.

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Sassy Pink Rabbit Vibrator

Check it out on Masturgasm – here.

Je T’aime 7″ Le Point G Vibe, Violet

Check it out on Masturgasm – here.

EVOLVED Roulette Edition Bet On Black Vibrator

Check it out on Masturgasm – here.

Check it out on Amazon – here.

Auto Erotica 3-In-1 Vibrator

Check it out on Masturgasm – here.

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Shop All Items on Masturgasm – here.

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Have a Naughty Weekend! ;-)

xO

 

ANAL FUN FROM ICON!

Icon Brands Falcon Ass Egg, Starter 3.5″ – Click to See on Amazon

Buy on Masturgasm – here.

Buy on Amazon – here.

 

Icon Brands Falcon Ass Egg, Intermediate 4.5″ – Click to See on Amazon

Buy on Masturgasm – here.

Buy on Amazon – here.

Icon Brands Buttman’s Viewable Glass Butt Plug, Sphere – Click to See on Amazon

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Check out Our Entire Line of Sex Toys on Masturgasm – here.

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Take Advantage of Our Valentine’s Day Special While You Can!

 

 

Our Valentine’s Day Special is well under way and you’ve only got until February 14th ( Valentine’s Day) to enjoy 15% Off On ALL Orders made on Masturgasm.com & 15% Off On ALL Orders made in our Amazon Web Store of $30 or More so get to shopping while you can!

And Remember…

Happy { F**king on } Valentine’s Day!

Shop All Items on Masturgasm – here.

Shop All Items in our Amazon Store – here.

Yours Truly,

Kinky Kate

xO

 

GroundHog Day Flash Free Shipping Special!

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Happy {almost} Groundhog Day!

For this very momentous event, we at Masturgasm have decided to celebrate by offering Free Shipping on all purchases of anal toys which equals $30 or more so enjoy it while you can!

Offer Expires February 2nd at midnight!

Shop this Deal on Masturgasm – here.

Shop this Deal on Amazon – here.

xO

 

FEATURED PRODUCT: SERPENIS ANIMAL SEX TOY DILDO

Serpenis Animal Sex Toy Dildo – Click Image to Buy It On Amazon!

The Serpenis is an amazing dildo with a snake-like texture and appearance, including a stimulating knob on the base which can function to stimulate both the clitoris or the anal area!

It’s angular head and textured body will drive you wild and are a fantastic addition to any and all of your animal role play fantasies!

Check it out on Masturgasm – here.

Check it out on Amazon – here.

xO

 

Happy { F**king } Valentine’s Day! ;-)

 

 

Sale Alert!

From Now until February 14th ( Valentine’s Day), Enjoy 15% Off On ALL Orders made on Masturgasm.com & 15% Off On ALL Orders made in our Amazon Web Store of $30 or More!

Happy { F**king on } Valentine’s Day!

Shop All Items on Masturgasm – here.

Shop All Items in our Amazon Store – here.

Yours Truly,

Kinky Kate

xO

Guaranteed to Make you Sqweel with Excitement!

Introducing the Sqweel Oral Sex Simulation Toy from LoveHoney®, a revolutionary sex toy that promises the most gratifying orgasms to date without any over complicated functions!

The All New Sqweel is this New toy from LoveHoney® that everyone has been raving about and so I decided to go check out Romance Attack Northwest while I’m here in town and pick one up before I head home tomorrow.


Now, don’t get me wrong, I love vibrators just as much as the next woman, but this toy is really incredible. At first, I wasn’t really buying the idea of a toy that doesn’t vibrate or have any electronic functions because, up until now, I didn’t believe I could feel sexually satisfied without those functions in a toy.

In fact, in using this toy instead of my previous favorite novelty vibrator, the Pink Platinum Remote Body Wave, I did feel a bit guilty and I could swear I heard my Pink Platinum whispering words of angry betrayal at me, but I have to say that LoveHoney® outdid themselves with this toy as it’s simple and yet produces incredible results during use every single time I’ve used it.


It doesn’t vibrate, thrust or do any of the functions we’ve all become accustomed to seeing in all of the multi-speed mult-functional rabbit vibrators that are so loved by us all for their magically orgasmic powers. In contrast, the Sqweel perfectly simulates oral sex with it’s 10 deliciously textured tongues that rotate on a wheel for the most incredible stimulation that is directly controlled by you, the user.

That being said,imagine having complete control over your boyfriend while he goes down on you. All those things he could have done to please you perfectly to ecstasy and yet didn’t because somehow men think women can get off as long as they do it hard and fast? Okay, now I’m projecting…

ANYWAY, if that sounds familiar, imagine having direct control over what your boyfriend does to please you in your most intimate areas: That is exactly what it’s like to use the cute Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator Toy.


Not only can you use it exclusively for alone time wherever, whenever, but you can also get this little miracle involved in your sexual encounters by having your partner use it on you or vice versa as it’s quite a lot of fun and definitely a lot of pleasure!