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Sex On A Budget: 5 Sexy Summer Date Ideas

With summer right around the corner (or already here for some us!), whether you’re single and mingling or attached to your better half, the time is now to venture out and have some fun. In this economy, times are all about budgeting so here’s 5 sexy date ideas that won’t empty your wallet, but still guarantee a good time.

Enjoy!

Strip Tease Game Night:

Play your favorite board game with a twist! Checkers becomes Strip Checkers and so on. Or perhaps you would prefer to be physically active and try Strip Twister! If you’re really naughty, skip the games and instead plan a strip tease for your partner complete with sexy lingerie, hot dance moves and your favorite sexy song.

Fantasy Roulette:

This is definitely a date night for time spent indoors. Simply write down fantasies you and your partner would like to  try on small strips of paper and place them into a box (or hat). Keep it hidden in a safe place and pull one out when you’re feeling spontaneous for a naughty night of something new!

Truth Or Dare:

Remember when you were 13 and played games like Truth or Dare and Spin the Bottle? Time to bring these classics back! Give Truth or Dare a naughty twist and see where the night takes you!

“Sex Slave for a Day”

Okay, so this one depends on your taste. You could play your love’s sex slave for a day if you so choose, but if that doesn’t tickle your fancy, custom make some vouchers for one another that suit your desires and take turns exchanging favors! French Maid for a Day and Naked House Cleaning are fan favorites! 😉

Restaurant Crawl

Enjoy a night on the town with your beau, with a twist. Venture to a favored plaza with lots of restaurants and bars. Enjoy cocktails and appetizers at one place, your main entrees at another and finish up dessert and coffee where you please. Just be sure to end up at the most important place at the end of the night:in bed!;)

For added sexy fun, theme all your food choices to aphrodisiacs and get yourselves excited for later.

3 Fun Ideas For Valentine’s Day 2011

Whether you’re deciding to spend it with someone you love or you’re single and ready to mingle or perhaps you want to spend it simply with some friends. Whatever your plans, here are some fun ideas that can apply to any and/or all of you, depending on who you’re with.

Dinner & Movie Date: This idea may seem old fashioned, but bringing it back this Valentine’s Day in style could be just the ticket for couples and singles alike. Whenever I found myself single (which used to be a LOT! :P), my girl friends and I would get together on Valentine’s Day for dinner and a movie to avoid eating a gallon of ice cream at home alone. Yeah, ladies, you know what I’m talking about! SO, in order to avoid major pounds gained on V-day, we would all meet up at a restaurant and either do a Secret Santa type gift exchange or, depending on how many people make it, simply buy gifts for one another. It doesn’t need to be anything too expensive or big, but it should be in the name of self love. If you’re close and comfy with your friends, this could mean a vibrator or mini lubricants, but if you’re unsure, stick with feminine, beauty or personal products. Romance Attack has some cute items available here. If you have guys in your group, shaving kits are cool, travel size colognes or even small $5-$10 gift cards will do. For the movie, a comedy is suggested to keep spirits up and enjoy laughs and generally have a good time. If you prefer to avoid couples, rent some flicks and go to a friend’s house for movie night.

If you’re attached, married, and/or in love or possibly just having fun with someone exclusively, dinner and a movie is fun for couples too! In your case, I would decide on a restaurant early and make reservations. If you can, choose somewhere off the usual path of eateries. Last year, my boyfriend and I were literally cattle called into a Rainforest Cafe with a little less than 3 inches between us and the other couples around us. I felt like I could have commented on their conversation during the meal. Awkward. So for this reason, avoid the usual franchises if you can or plan to make dinner at home. For the movie option, agree on a fun film you both would like to see or rent some films and enjoy them on the couch without the crowd. Then you can easily transition to the bedroom when things get hot and heavy!

Spend A Romantic Night In: Valentine’s Day can be a scary train wreck of an event if you’re unprepared. Actually, even when I make an effort to call in reservations at a restaurant, it’s still packed everywhere. Therefore, I propose Valentine’s be spent at home. Whether you’re single or attached, the night can definitely be fun. If you’re single, plan a pot luck at your home or a friend’s home, make dinner or cater if you can afford to spend. Spend the evening drinking (21+ Only!) and dining with good friends and interesting conversations. Gift exchanges are fun, if your group is into that, but either way, you’re sure to have a good time. If you’re all girls, chick flicks are a go, but if you plan on having guys over too, dancing or karaoke are fun options to consider.

If you’re planning on spending this Valentines Day with your beau, perhaps one of you could plan to make dinner for the other or it can also be a joint effort. Decide on a new recipe to try or plan an old fashioned 5 course meal. Exchange gifts if you wish and end the night with naughty games, a movie or some fun alone time. Fun Couples Kits for these events are always a great addition to the night! If you’re a lady in a relationship, check out some Sexy Shoes & Lingerie for that special night. If you’re really daring, get one of these and do a naughty striptease for your lover.

Visit A Museum, Theme Park Or Go On An Adventure!: Whether you’re single or attached, this is a fun option to spend this special day. You can choose to visit a local museum or art gallery, Disneyland or another nearby amusement park, or go on an adventure. Museums are fun for those who enjoy learning new things or enjoy history or art, depending on the type of museum or gallery that you visit. For adventurers, Skydiving, Rock or Mountain Climbing or simply taking a hike are all fun ways to spend the day. If you choose to do something in the great outdoors, a picnic is a nice addition. If you can’t get to the wilderness, but fancy outdoor activities, many indoor rock climbing gyms have been popping up everywhere. Hit up google to find one close to you.

All in all, if you’re single or attached or somewhere in between, there are plenty of fun ways to spend this greeting card holiday. However you decide to spend it, make sure there’s plenty of laughs to be had and a great memories made. Worst case scenario, check out our Couples Kits, Toys for Men or Toys for Women for a Good Time Anytime!

Good luck!