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Try Yoga For Better Sex!

Everyone knows that yoga is great for your health, but did you know it can also help improve your sex life?

Aside from the obvious improvements gained by any type of exercise, yoga has a variety of benefits that will improve both your health and sex life. The most noticeable effects of practicing yoga are a reduction in stress, increased energy levels, better sleep, and improved flexibility which can all contribute to a better sex life. The less noticeable but nonetheless impacting effects of yoga include increased blood flow to the pelvic area with the consistent practice of yoga poses which can offer more intense sensations during sex and ultimate orgasm, an improve in your overall sense of self confidence as studies show people who practice yoga are less likely to gain weight over time as they age, and an increase in self respect and self love as yoga teaches that the body is a temple to be revered and protected.

Yoga also improves the ability to be receptive to others without judgment at times of vulnerability( as is usually the case during sex) as it brings increased awareness of your own body and sensitivity to the vibes and moods of others thereby  assisting you in better pleasing your partner and communicating what it is that you like and want during intimacy. Yoga helps you to be fully in the moment and present when you spend intimate time with your partner as many practices require complete relaxation of both the body and the mind, providing practitioners with an undeniable state of clarity.

To practice yoga, seek out your local gym as most offer yoga classes free with memberships or a local yoga studio nearest you. Prices are not unreasonable, especially considering what you receive in return.

If you’re a beginner & are unsure about taking a class try these simple tips:

  • Deep Breathing: Close your eyes and sit or lay on the floor (however is most comfortable). Take slow deep breaths in as you mentally count to 10 and then exhale for 10. Repeat as many times as you wish, but try and aim for at least 10 inhales and 10 exhales a day. It’s a great refresher and will reduce anxiety and stress immediately.
  • Butterfly Pose: This pose may sound unfamiliar, but I’ve bet you’ve done it during stretching at gym class. Simply sit on the floor with the bottom of your feet touching, knees bent, parallel to the floor. Bend your torso, at the waist, over your legs for a nice long stretch. Do this in combination with deep breathing techniques.
  • Super Man: Everyone does this, even babies. Lie on your stomach with your hands resting on the floor over your head, palms to the floor. Slowly, lift up your legs and hands, arching your back slightly. Hold for 10 (remember to breathe!) and then lower for ten. Repeat at least 5 times. Enjoy flying!
  • Plank: This might be more known to pilates lovers, but is so effective everyone should do it. Cherished by active women everywhere for it’s ability to tone, tighten and strength the ab muscles, plank is done by bending your arms (at the elbow) into a 45 degree angle forearms against the floor. Using your forearms as support, raise onto your toes, with your legs straight out behind you, paralell to the floor. It should look like you’re doing a push up, only you’re not going anywhere and your forearms are holding you in place instead of your hands. All you have to do is hold it for 30 second intervals. Hold 30, rest 30. Repeat as many times as you can.

Good Luck!

Foods To Naturally Cure Impotence

Here are some foods that are said to help with impotency the natural way!

  • Granola
  • Oatmeal
  • Peanuts
  • Cashews
  • Walnuts
  • Dairy
  • Green & Root Vegetables
  • Garlic
  • Soybeans (AkA Edamame)
  • Ginseng
  • Various Seeds (Sunflower, Pumpkin, Etc.)

Aside from assisting with libido and impotency, these foods also help improve blood flow and body circulation.

2 More Foods To Benefit Your Sex Life!

Although there are many vitamins and supplements on the market as well as medical prescriptions to cure sexual dysfunctions such as impotence and low libido (sex drive), there are natural foods you can up your intake of to improve the situation if you’re suffering the effects of a low sex drive or impotency.

Here’s 2, one for women and one for men:

Steak for Men: Steak really is  man’s man food for more than just the obvious reasons. Steak is packed with essential protein, iron, magnesium and zinc, all of which are essential to any reproductive functions in the body. They are perfect for boosting testosterone levels in men to help you get up and stay up!

Soy for Women: Soy is a great power food overall for its many health benefits including fiber and protein, among other essential vitamins and nutrients gained from eating soy. High in phytoestrogen, soy boosts a woman’s sex drive and sense of arousal. Some even claim it to help reduce issues with overactive body hair growth that looks not so feminine and is great for that time of the month to balance out your mood and come to the rescue when you’re cramping.

Good Luck!

9 Healthy Foods To Improve Libido & Sexual Arousal Vol. 1

With the New Year, everyone is trying to find ways to get in shape and live a healthier, more fulfilling lifestyle and, with that, comes the desire to enjoy ourselves as well. I, myself, have my own resolutions which include a resolution I believe everyone should employ: Have MORE Sex! We’re all busy all the time and sometimes, we take our partners for granted. Aside from the obvious pleasure gained from safe, consensual fun, sex also boosts immunity, contentment with life and overall well being. With that being said, here are 9 great food that will naturally boost your libido in 2011:

  • Oysters: A timeless aphrodisiac, oysters are high in zinc, which raises sperm and testosterone levels. Zinc is also essential to reproductive functions in both men and women. Further, oysters contain dopamine, a hormone known to increase libido.

  • Bananas: Containing bromelain enzymes which are believed to increase libido and reverse impotency in men, bananas are also a great source of potassium and B vitamins, all of which increase overall energy levels.

  • Avocado: Avocado assists with metabolizing proteins in the body to give us more energy. They contain vitamin B6 and potassium, both of which increase libido in men and women.

  • Almonds & Other Nuts: Almonds and other nuts contain essential fatty acids also known as EFA’s which offer raw energy and encourage the healthy production of male hormones.

  • Mixed Berries & Other Fruits: Aside from being high in antioxidants and being generally good for you on the whole, all natural fruits provide energy to you and, when eaten 30 minutes to 1 hour before sex, can also make your secretions taste sweeter! Delicious spunk, literally, and all you have to do is eat delicious fruits of your choice. YUM!

  • Eggs: Aside from being high in protein for raw energy, eggs are also rich in vitamins B5 & B6 which help balance out hormone levels and fight stress, which is the ultimate murderer of your sex drive.

  • Chocolate (Especially Dark Chocolate): Chocolate, especially dark chocolate, is high in antioxidants which are great for your body’s overall health, including fighting aging, reducing stress and boosting your mood. Aside from that, chocolate contains an alkaloid called theobromine which works similar to caffeine by amping up your energy levels. Chocolate releases endorphins to make you feel happy and content and contains phenylethylamine, the chemical credited with producing the feeling of being in love.

  • Salmon, Tuna & Other Fish: A good source of Protein, B Vitamins, and other Nutrients, all of which are vital to reproductive health.

  • Watermelon: Watermelons are rich in citruline, which improves blood flow to the heart and sex organs.

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How To Purchase Lingerie For Your Body Type

While there is no such thing as the perfect body and many of us having various body types, we can still optimize our confidence and sex appeal by wearing clothing that accentuates our assets and downplays our flaws. That being said, here’s some tips on how you can feel and look your best this Valentine’s Day in some sexy lingerie no matter what your age, size or body type.

  • Sinfully Thin Ladies: If you’re a thin slice of deliciousness, you may want to step outside your comfort zone this Valentine’s Day & try some animal prints on for size. If you’re small in the rear or in the chest, animal prints can actually create the illusion that you have more cushion in these areas thereby offering a vision of fullness where you want it. Couple that with your great physique and you’ve created a totally sexy look for yourself. Ruffles and fringe also have similar effects. Another great way to accentuate your bust is by wearing a waist cincher or corset to create contrast between your upper and lower half of your body or opt for some rise up booty shorts to create the illusion of a more full shape. If all else fails, they sell padded thongs & booty shorts for those who need a little help & there’s no shame in shaking both what you’re momma did and didn’t give ya.
  • Plus Size Vixens: Solid colors are the best bet when you’re a voluptuous vixen. Stay away from polka dots, prints or ruffles and instead opt for solid color babydolls in sheer, loose materials or if you want a sexier, less innocent look you can go with either a waist cincher or even a full length corset. These will all hide any flaws and flatter your best assets: your bust and your bum. If you have a nice rear, thongs and g-strings are a go and if you’d prefer to keep it under wraps, booty shorts are in. Just remember to choose a lacy type version of the boy or booty shorts to avoid looking too casual and up your sexy factor.
  • Bootylicious: Got curves down below? The best way to accentuate this attractive asset is by avoiding ruffles and fringe and choosing a more clean, sleek design such as lacy rise up shorts, thongs, or g-strings in any solid color. Purples are in for the season, but red is always a classic eye-grabbing number.
  • Boobylicious: Don’t know if I created that term, but there it is and I like it. You lovely ladies have been blessed and are loved by many even though you might be cursing these twins at times. If not, flaunt what you got because I don’t think I’ve ever seen a straight man say no to that. Back on topic, the best way to accentuate your bust is by wearing a waist cincher which will make your waist look tiny and your boobs look larger.
  • Hourglass Figure: The best thing for an hourglass figure is the waist cincher or corset as both will sexily flatter your assets and create the perfect hourglass. Always a winner & gorgeous in solid colors. Avoid ruffles, fringes or prints as all three tend to make an hourglass figure look shapeless.
  • Tall Ladies: If you’re tall and have long legs, thigh high stockings or knee high nylon or even socks will work well for you.
  • Petite Ladies: If you’re on the shorter side in terms of height, avoid thigh high or knee high stockings as they will only make you look shorter. To elongate your features, choose full length hosiery or body stockings to create an uninterrupted line of design on your body. Fishnet or sheer black will all work nicely.
  • Larger Legs/Thighs: Solid city for you, my friends. If you want to wear stockings or hosiery, opt for solid colors only, which will be slimming instead of unflattering.
  • Smaller Legs/Thighs: If you’re taller, you can do with thigh high or knee high stockings, but if not, full length hosiery is the way to go. It will make you look sleek, yet full and flattering.

Lastly, some tips that work for everyone are solid colors including black, red, purple and white or matching your eye color to your outfit will give you that wow factor, full length hosiery including sheer nude or black and fishnets, and corsets corsets corsets. Babydolls and sheer lacy tops also work well for most, but remember to decide for your body and your comfort levels. It’s important to be comfortable and confident so you feel sexy when you look sexy and enjoy yourself!

Happy Early Valentine’s Day!

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3 Fun Ideas For Valentine’s Day 2011

Whether you’re deciding to spend it with someone you love or you’re single and ready to mingle or perhaps you want to spend it simply with some friends. Whatever your plans, here are some fun ideas that can apply to any and/or all of you, depending on who you’re with.

Dinner & Movie Date: This idea may seem old fashioned, but bringing it back this Valentine’s Day in style could be just the ticket for couples and singles alike. Whenever I found myself single (which used to be a LOT! :P), my girl friends and I would get together on Valentine’s Day for dinner and a movie to avoid eating a gallon of ice cream at home alone. Yeah, ladies, you know what I’m talking about! SO, in order to avoid major pounds gained on V-day, we would all meet up at a restaurant and either do a Secret Santa type gift exchange or, depending on how many people make it, simply buy gifts for one another. It doesn’t need to be anything too expensive or big, but it should be in the name of self love. If you’re close and comfy with your friends, this could mean a vibrator or mini lubricants, but if you’re unsure, stick with feminine, beauty or personal products. Romance Attack has some cute items available here. If you have guys in your group, shaving kits are cool, travel size colognes or even small $5-$10 gift cards will do. For the movie, a comedy is suggested to keep spirits up and enjoy laughs and generally have a good time. If you prefer to avoid couples, rent some flicks and go to a friend’s house for movie night.

If you’re attached, married, and/or in love or possibly just having fun with someone exclusively, dinner and a movie is fun for couples too! In your case, I would decide on a restaurant early and make reservations. If you can, choose somewhere off the usual path of eateries. Last year, my boyfriend and I were literally cattle called into a Rainforest Cafe with a little less than 3 inches between us and the other couples around us. I felt like I could have commented on their conversation during the meal. Awkward. So for this reason, avoid the usual franchises if you can or plan to make dinner at home. For the movie option, agree on a fun film you both would like to see or rent some films and enjoy them on the couch without the crowd. Then you can easily transition to the bedroom when things get hot and heavy!

Spend A Romantic Night In: Valentine’s Day can be a scary train wreck of an event if you’re unprepared. Actually, even when I make an effort to call in reservations at a restaurant, it’s still packed everywhere. Therefore, I propose Valentine’s be spent at home. Whether you’re single or attached, the night can definitely be fun. If you’re single, plan a pot luck at your home or a friend’s home, make dinner or cater if you can afford to spend. Spend the evening drinking (21+ Only!) and dining with good friends and interesting conversations. Gift exchanges are fun, if your group is into that, but either way, you’re sure to have a good time. If you’re all girls, chick flicks are a go, but if you plan on having guys over too, dancing or karaoke are fun options to consider.

If you’re planning on spending this Valentines Day with your beau, perhaps one of you could plan to make dinner for the other or it can also be a joint effort. Decide on a new recipe to try or plan an old fashioned 5 course meal. Exchange gifts if you wish and end the night with naughty games, a movie or some fun alone time. Fun Couples Kits for these events are always a great addition to the night! If you’re a lady in a relationship, check out some Sexy Shoes & Lingerie for that special night. If you’re really daring, get one of these and do a naughty striptease for your lover.

Visit A Museum, Theme Park Or Go On An Adventure!: Whether you’re single or attached, this is a fun option to spend this special day. You can choose to visit a local museum or art gallery, Disneyland or another nearby amusement park, or go on an adventure. Museums are fun for those who enjoy learning new things or enjoy history or art, depending on the type of museum or gallery that you visit. For adventurers, Skydiving, Rock or Mountain Climbing or simply taking a hike are all fun ways to spend the day. If you choose to do something in the great outdoors, a picnic is a nice addition. If you can’t get to the wilderness, but fancy outdoor activities, many indoor rock climbing gyms have been popping up everywhere. Hit up google to find one close to you.

All in all, if you’re single or attached or somewhere in between, there are plenty of fun ways to spend this greeting card holiday. However you decide to spend it, make sure there’s plenty of laughs to be had and a great memories made. Worst case scenario, check out our Couples Kits, Toys for Men or Toys for Women for a Good Time Anytime!

Good luck!

5 Crazy Sex Toys You Should Try!!!

I’m always willing to try new things and, because of that, I am constantly on the hunt for toys that really deliver the most incredible sensations during use. If it doesn’t feel great or is somewhat boring to me, why bother? So, after looking through all of the fantastic toys I have tried and love, I decided to pick 5 of the craziest toys that I never thought I would like, but ended up loving.


  • Thick Ur Dick Girth Expander: I used this toy with my boyfriend, thinking I would hate the feeling, but I ended up enjoying this and making it a monthly fun addition to our naughty fun! This girth expander really does feel incredible; the texture is amazing, the width is filling during use and definitely induces an orgasm for me every time, several times over. The loop at the end fits over the penis like a cock ring, but with an extension attached. My boyfriend said it made things a lot more intense for him. Other fun girth expanders & extensions are the Frenchy Penis Extension and the Rumpa Bump Bump Extension.

  • Fidelity G-Spot Fantasy: I absolutely LOVE this toy! If you frequent this blog, you know how much I rave about the Fidelity Fantasy Series. This toy series is truly an innovation in sex toys and an incredible advance for women like me who want to experience a threesome without dealing with the third person. I am not a swinger (much), but I still would like to experience the threesome, double penetration sensations and this toy facilitates that! I cannot tell you enough how much I love this toy. Try it, you’ll love it and never look back. If you love it like me, try also the Fidelity Anal Fantasy #1 & the Fidelity Anal Fantasy #2.

  • The Inca Inspired Incubus Dildo: This is simply my favorite personal toy. Inspired by Incan and Aztec cultures, this toy may seem pretty big, but it’s actually only around 7 inches insertable. I love the detail on this toy and how it’s really artistic and creative. Aside from that, the detail on this toy makes for WOW-worthy sensations during use of this toy. Just thick enough, this toy is soft and supple to the touch and has a powerful base that will stay put while I have my way ;). Other artistic toys include the fun I-Cock & the Sun Man.

  • Foreskin Fucking Good: This toy is the least intimidating toy, which makes it nice for daily or weekly use. It’s shaft texture feel incredible while you ride it and since there’s a convenient suction on the base, it won’t move an inch during all the fun and moaning, which is just the way I like it. Other fun toys include the super soft Homeboy in Fauxskin & the Big Ball Penis also in Fauxskin.

UPDATE!: Store Sales & Promotions Vs. Online Sales & Promotions

Due to recent incidents at some of our store locations, I decided to post this blog to note to customers who may shop there or here online (or both!) to make you all aware of certain things regarding promotions and sales to minimize any confusion, anger or frustration while shopping.

First things first, any sales online are in NO WAY directly or indirectly linked with sales at any of our store locations unless otherwise stated. This means if we are having 40% OFF certain items online, that DOES NOT mean we are having this same sale at a store location. In fact, our managers may not even know we are having an online sale.The same goes for free gift with purchase offers or other promotions.  The fact of the matter is that we actually do not always have the same products at our given locations and there may be different items available online than in any store location, making offering the same free gift offers impossible.

Given the fact that we have separate managers for each of our locations and that our locations literally span the United States, it would not only be impossible to coordinate the same sales, but it also just would not be practical to do so. Tailored as the stores are to their locations, it also makes sense for their sales to apply to their local customers, and is not necessarily a corporate thing, though it may get corporate approval. The same goes for online customers. That being said, we may hold a joint online and in-store sale, but we will NOTE THIS in a blog written by me or it will be stated on the RA website or the respective RA Twitter pages.

Please also note that there is a main RA Twitter for online promotions and several other Twitter pages for each of our store locations for their separate promotions and sales. I urge you, if you do shop at a specific location, to follow us here at Romance Attack Online and also the specific store location near you to avoid any confusion or irritation. If you don’t know which location is closest to you, feel free to check out our various Store Locations to see where Romance Attack physical stores are located throughout the United States.

I apologize, on behalf of everyone here at Romance Attack, for any confusion or annoyance this may have caused anyone during their shopping experience.

With that all said and done, I will take this moment to remind everyone our New Years’ Sale has been extended to January 10th, 2011 so hurry while this promotion lasts & get 20% OFF All Orders $20+Up!

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Happy 2011!