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Happy Steak & BJ Day! { FLASH DEAL: FREE Shipping! }
Happy Steak & BJ Day!
If you’re unfamiliar, Steak & BJ Day is a holiday celebrated a month after V-Day as a way to celebrate men (V-Day is for women).
On this momentous of days, men everywhere are getting – you said it – Steak AND blowjobs.
Sounds like the perfect day to me!
In honor of this most awesome of holidays, we at Masturgasm thought it only appropriate to celebrate with a Flash Deal!
So, from now until tomorrow at midnight, all orders of $30+ Get FREE Shipping!
To learn more about this awesome holiday, check out Urban Dictionary.
Have A Very Naughty { Steak & BJ Filled } Day!
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xO
FLASH WEEKENDER DEAL – BREAK THE ICE IN YOUR SEX LIFE!
Break the Ice in Your Sex Life with Masturgasm!
It’s a well known fact that our sex drives slow down when winter comes. Lower temperatures, early dark nights, and the frequent chill dulls our libidos so that we’re less likely to feel sexual desire and arousal as much.
Not to worry!
With this weekend’s deal, you can get all the naughty supplies you need to keep your love and sex life amped up all winter long – or at least long enough to last you until Spring Fever hits!
From Now until Tuesday, Get 5% Off ALL Orders of $40 or More!
Happy { Naughty } Shopping!
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xO
GET GREAT DEALS ON SEDUCTIVE VIBES AT MASTURGASM!
[B3 Tuyo White & Pink Vibromasseur Vibe – FREE Condom Case With Purchase!]
At Masturgasm, we have a hand picked selection of vibes which vary in color, shape, size, and style, but are all meant to bring you the most pleasurable sexual experiences imaginable! From the uniquely round shaped vibes (as seen above), to the more traditional rabbit and g-spot vibes, we have something for everyone!
Here are a Few of My Personal Favorites!
EVOLVED Diamond Edition Waterproof Lustre Gspot Vibrator
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Impressions 5X Silicone Gel Red G-Spot Vibrator
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EVOLVED Symphony Edition Waterproof Rhapsody Vibrator
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The Matador w/ SMP Vibe Dildo
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Sassy Pink Rabbit Vibrator
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Je T’aime 7″ Le Point G Vibe, Violet
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EVOLVED Roulette Edition Bet On Black Vibrator
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Auto Erotica 3-In-1 Vibrator
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Have a Naughty Weekend!
xO
ANAL FUN FROM ICON!
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xO
Take Advantage of Our Valentine’s Day Special While You Can!
Our Valentine’s Day Special is well under way and you’ve only got until February 14th ( Valentine’s Day) to enjoy 15% Off On ALL Orders made on Masturgasm.com & 15% Off On ALL Orders made in our Amazon Web Store of $30 or More so get to shopping while you can!
And Remember…
Happy { F**king on } Valentine’s Day!
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Yours Truly,
Kinky Kate
xO
GroundHog Day Flash Free Shipping Special!
Happy {almost} Groundhog Day!
For this very momentous event, we at Masturgasm have decided to celebrate by offering Free Shipping on all purchases of anal toys which equals $30 or more so enjoy it while you can!
Offer Expires February 2nd at midnight!
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xO
FEATURED PRODUCT: SERPENIS ANIMAL SEX TOY DILDO
Serpenis Animal Sex Toy Dildo – Click Image to Buy It On Amazon!
The Serpenis is an amazing dildo with a snake-like texture and appearance, including a stimulating knob on the base which can function to stimulate both the clitoris or the anal area!
It’s angular head and textured body will drive you wild and are a fantastic addition to any and all of your animal role play fantasies!
Check it out on Masturgasm – here.
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xO
Happy Friday!
Happy Friday!
TGIFF, though, seriously.
This week has been too long for some reason – anyone else feel that way?
Here’s a bit of Friday Humor to get you through the day!
Have a Great Weekend!
Take Advantage of Our Valentine Sale Going on Now!
Shop Our Line of Sex Toys – here.
xO
Happy { F**king } Valentine’s Day! ;-)
Sale Alert!
From Now until February 14th ( Valentine’s Day), Enjoy 15% Off On ALL Orders made on Masturgasm.com & 15% Off On ALL Orders made in our Amazon Web Store of $30 or More!
Happy { F**king on } Valentine’s Day!
Shop All Items on Masturgasm – here.
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Yours Truly,
Kinky Kate
xO
Get Great Deals With Us On Amazon Through December 31st!
Romance Attack on Amazon is offering great prices on all of your favorite items from now until the end of December so you can crash into the New Year with all the pleasure and ecstasy you deserve!
Get FREE Shipping on ALL Orders of $30 or More Through the New Year!
Happy Holidays!
Yours Truly,
Kinky Kate
xO
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