3 Reasons to Have An Affair
Sure, cheating’s not the most ethical thing we could do, but it’s quite the rush, don’t ya think? Besides the morality issue with cheating, I can think of a whole lot of reasons why it’s something you should try, at least once in your life. After all, you only live once 😉 so here are 3 positive reasons to have an affair!
3 Reasons to Have An Affair
- Longer, Better Orgasms. Okay, so this is subjective, but it’s true to say that when you’re having an affair, the excitement of getting caught alone will get you hot and heavy. Add to that the feeling of letting go of your inhibitions and it’s a recipe for the big O! Since you’re more likely to experiment, feel less ashamed, and truly be yourself during an affair, sexual experimentation is a go and that always leads to – you got it – longer, better orgasms.
- More Exciting Sex. Just as the orgasms are better, so too is the overall excitement. Because you’ll have limited time to be together and have the fear of getting caught looming over you, you’ll want to get right down to business without delay! This amps up your heart rate which really gets your blood pumping…
- It’s A Total Rush! Like I said, it’s an absolute and total rush to have an affair, especially if you happen to work with that person! Meeting up for only a short amount of time for a little hot and heavy action is a huge adrenaline rush and that’s probably why we keep coming back for more 😉
So maybe you still don’t want to have an affair and that’s okay, but for those of us who do, well, now we know exactly why we enjoy the heat of those moments so much!
Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
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5 Benefits to Having Sex on Your Period
Sex on your period might be something you would never, ever in a million years consider or it might be something you enjoy on the regular. Whatever your stance on this interesting (and sometimes deliciously messy) arrangement, there are several benefits to having sex on your period and we thought we’d mention a few of our favorites 😉
5 Benefits to Having Sex on Your Period
- Did you know strippers make more money on their periods? True story. Strippers tend to get better and more frequent tips during and around their periods because ovulation can literally be sensed by males on a primal level. Make it rain, ladies 😉
- It represents femininity and womanhood. You might not feel very feminine during your period, but it is a serious representation of womanhood, femininity, and fertility.
- It turns people on! Since it is a representation of all that is womanly, it may very well turn a lot of people on! Believe it or not, some people are extremely turned on by it.
- It might save your marriage. If you only happen to give off a specific aroma during your period, it might help increase the bonding and attraction between yourself and your partner which, if there’s trouble in paradise, could really help save your marriage! 😉
- Did you know it excretes through your skin and attracts others? It’s true. The scent of ovulation actually excretes through your skin (normally in the form of perspiration) and helps attract others to you. The scent is said to be similar to the scent of marigolds. Crazy, huh?
So, there you have it! You might be rethinking your no-sex-during-your-period rule and rightly so 😉
Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
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Disclaimer: We, here at Masturgasm, are not doctors (though we love dressing up as naughty ones ;-)). We do not claim to be healthcare professionals; we only offer the best advice and what has worked best for us. If you are unsure whether any of these tips are right for you, please seek care with a medical doctor or primary healthcare physician.
3 Reasons to Have An Affair
Sure, cheating’s not the most ethical thing we could do, but it’s quite the rush, don’t ya think? Besides the morality issue with cheating, I can think of a whole lot of reasons why it’s something you should try, at least once in your life. After all, you only live once 😉 so here are 3 positive reasons to have an affair!
3 Reasons to Have An Affair
- Longer, Better Orgasms. Okay, so this is subjective, but it’s true to say that when you’re having an affair, the excitement of getting caught alone will get you hot and heavy. Add to that the feeling of letting go of your inhibitions and it’s a recipe for the big O! Since you’re more likely to experiment, feel less ashamed, and truly be yourself during an affair, sexual experimentation is a go and that always leads to – you got it – longer, better orgasms.
- More Exciting Sex. Just as the orgasms are better, so too is the overall excitement. Because you’ll have limited time to be together and have the fear of getting caught looming over you, you’ll want to get right down to business without delay! This amps up your heart rate which really gets your blood pumping…
- It’s A Total Rush! Like I said, it’s an absolute and total rush to have an affair, especially if you happen to work with that person! Meeting up for only a short amount of time for a little hot and heavy action is a huge adrenaline rush and that’s probably why we keep coming back for more 😉
So maybe you still don’t want to have an affair and that’s okay, but for those of us who do, well, now we know exactly why we enjoy the heat of those moments so much!
Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
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Top 5 Most Passionate & Sexually Active Countries
Top 5 Most Passionate & Sexually Active Countries
Although we most often associate sexual energy and passion with the French and Spanish, you might be surprised to learn that they don’t round out the top 3 of the most passionate, sexually satisfied, and sexually active countries in the world. Read on to find which ones made the cut!
87% of adults in Greece claim to have sex at least once a week, but they only came in at 5 for most sexually satisfied so quality over quantity right? Nigeria, Mexico and India beat out the top 3 spots for sexually satisfied which is pretty surprising to say the least! Brazil ranked in at 82% of people having sex at least once per week, but they didn’t rank at all in the top 10 most sexually satisfied countries. Russia comes in at 80% where people have sex at least one time a week, but again, didn’t rank at all among the most sexually satisfied. China is not one you’d expect to see on a list of sexually active countries given how outwardly conservative their culture is, but they rank #3 for most sexually active at 78% of people claiming to have sex at least once a week! Alas, no ranking for most sexually satisfied. Last, but not least, Italy comes in at #5 with 76% being sexually active at least once per week, but again, no ranking on sexually satisfied list. I guess you can never equate sexual activity with sexual satisfaction, but we already knew that! On the flip side of things, the most romantic countries are as predicted: Italy, France, Spain, Brazil, and Argentina.
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