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How To Purchase Lingerie For Your Body Type
While there is no such thing as the perfect body and many of us having various body types, we can still optimize our confidence and sex appeal by wearing clothing that accentuates our assets and downplays our flaws. That being said, here’s some tips on how you can feel and look your best this Valentine’s Day in some sexy lingerie no matter what your age, size or body type.
- Sinfully Thin Ladies: If you’re a thin slice of deliciousness, you may want to step outside your comfort zone this Valentine’s Day & try some animal prints on for size. If you’re small in the rear or in the chest, animal prints can actually create the illusion that you have more cushion in these areas thereby offering a vision of fullness where you want it. Couple that with your great physique and you’ve created a totally sexy look for yourself. Ruffles and fringe also have similar effects. Another great way to accentuate your bust is by wearing a waist cincher or corset to create contrast between your upper and lower half of your body or opt for some rise up booty shorts to create the illusion of a more full shape. If all else fails, they sell padded thongs & booty shorts for those who need a little help & there’s no shame in shaking both what you’re momma did and didn’t give ya.
- Plus Size Vixens: Solid colors are the best bet when you’re a voluptuous vixen. Stay away from polka dots, prints or ruffles and instead opt for solid color babydolls in sheer, loose materials or if you want a sexier, less innocent look you can go with either a waist cincher or even a full length corset. These will all hide any flaws and flatter your best assets: your bust and your bum. If you have a nice rear, thongs and g-strings are a go and if you’d prefer to keep it under wraps, booty shorts are in. Just remember to choose a lacy type version of the boy or booty shorts to avoid looking too casual and up your sexy factor.
- Bootylicious: Got curves down below? The best way to accentuate this attractive asset is by avoiding ruffles and fringe and choosing a more clean, sleek design such as lacy rise up shorts, thongs, or g-strings in any solid color. Purples are in for the season, but red is always a classic eye-grabbing number.
- Boobylicious: Don’t know if I created that term, but there it is and I like it. You lovely ladies have been blessed and are loved by many even though you might be cursing these twins at times. If not, flaunt what you got because I don’t think I’ve ever seen a straight man say no to that. Back on topic, the best way to accentuate your bust is by wearing a waist cincher which will make your waist look tiny and your boobs look larger.
- Hourglass Figure: The best thing for an hourglass figure is the waist cincher or corset as both will sexily flatter your assets and create the perfect hourglass. Always a winner & gorgeous in solid colors. Avoid ruffles, fringes or prints as all three tend to make an hourglass figure look shapeless.
- Tall Ladies: If you’re tall and have long legs, thigh high stockings or knee high nylon or even socks will work well for you.
- Petite Ladies: If you’re on the shorter side in terms of height, avoid thigh high or knee high stockings as they will only make you look shorter. To elongate your features, choose full length hosiery or body stockings to create an uninterrupted line of design on your body. Fishnet or sheer black will all work nicely.
- Larger Legs/Thighs: Solid city for you, my friends. If you want to wear stockings or hosiery, opt for solid colors only, which will be slimming instead of unflattering.
- Smaller Legs/Thighs: If you’re taller, you can do with thigh high or knee high stockings, but if not, full length hosiery is the way to go. It will make you look sleek, yet full and flattering.
Lastly, some tips that work for everyone are solid colors including black, red, purple and white or matching your eye color to your outfit will give you that wow factor, full length hosiery including sheer nude or black and fishnets, and corsets corsets corsets. Babydolls and sheer lacy tops also work well for most, but remember to decide for your body and your comfort levels. It’s important to be comfortable and confident so you feel sexy when you look sexy and enjoy yourself!
Happy Early Valentine’s Day!
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5 Crazy Sex Toys You Should Try!!!
I’m always willing to try new things and, because of that, I am constantly on the hunt for toys that really deliver the most incredible sensations during use. If it doesn’t feel great or is somewhat boring to me, why bother? So, after looking through all of the fantastic toys I have tried and love, I decided to pick 5 of the craziest toys that I never thought I would like, but ended up loving.
Enjoy!
- Thick Ur Dick Girth Expander: I used this toy with my boyfriend, thinking I would hate the feeling, but I ended up enjoying this and making it a monthly fun addition to our naughty fun! This girth expander really does feel incredible; the texture is amazing, the width is filling during use and definitely induces an orgasm for me every time, several times over. The loop at the end fits over the penis like a cock ring, but with an extension attached. My boyfriend said it made things a lot more intense for him. Other fun girth expanders & extensions are the Frenchy Penis Extension and the Rumpa Bump Bump Extension.
- Polyphemus with Mega Suction: Although this toy can be intimidating at first, it really is incredible for anal. Made with several notches along the shaft, this feels AMAZING inside me and is great for anal play. I find that a lot of anime/ hentai fans like this toy a lot. Other fun anal toys are 2 Shots in the Dark & the Fondovalle Spiral Butt Plug. Anime fans may also like the Ocotopenis, the Wolfman with Suction & the Wolfman Extension.
- Fidelity G-Spot Fantasy: I absolutely LOVE this toy! If you frequent this blog, you know how much I rave about the Fidelity Fantasy Series. This toy series is truly an innovation in sex toys and an incredible advance for women like me who want to experience a threesome without dealing with the third person. I am not a swinger (much), but I still would like to experience the threesome, double penetration sensations and this toy facilitates that! I cannot tell you enough how much I love this toy. Try it, you’ll love it and never look back. If you love it like me, try also the Fidelity Anal Fantasy #1 & the Fidelity Anal Fantasy #2.
- The Inca Inspired Incubus Dildo: This is simply my favorite personal toy. Inspired by Incan and Aztec cultures, this toy may seem pretty big, but it’s actually only around 7 inches insertable. I love the detail on this toy and how it’s really artistic and creative. Aside from that, the detail on this toy makes for WOW-worthy sensations during use of this toy. Just thick enough, this toy is soft and supple to the touch and has a powerful base that will stay put while I have my way ;). Other artistic toys include the fun I-Cock & the Sun Man.
- Foreskin Fucking Good: This toy is the least intimidating toy, which makes it nice for daily or weekly use. It’s shaft texture feel incredible while you ride it and since there’s a convenient suction on the base, it won’t move an inch during all the fun and moaning, which is just the way I like it. Other fun toys include the super soft Homeboy in Fauxskin & the Big Ball Penis also in Fauxskin.
5 Healthy Ways To Fight The Aging Process & Keep Your Sex Life Alive!
1. Sex is the Best! This first one is a bit of an obvious one, but still. Having sex is a fantastic way to fight aging and, of course, feel good. Studies have found that those who experience intercourse and intimacy in their lives regularly are less stressed out, have higher immunity and seem to feel more content overall. It comes as no surprise, but sex also burns calories (bonus!), improves your overall health and confidence levels and helps you sleep much better. So, with all these combined health benefits in one act, it’s no wonder that sex helps us look younger and feel younger. Check Out Some Fun Sex Positions to try with the Position Sex Bible!
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2. Exercise Leads to Less Wrinkles…and More Sex! Exercise is the most known of the anti-aging fighters. Of course we know that if we all workout regularly that we will undoubtedly look younger and feel younger, but did you know that the calmer forms of exercise such as yoga and pilates may actually pose those same health benefits as well as some added bonus benefits? Yoga & pilates have been shown to help tone the body, improve cardiovascular and organ health, raise immunity to keep us from getting sick, relieve stress, improve sleep and more. So, although I’m sure it’s not as appealing as sex, it has many of the same or similar benefits. With raised confidence, you may just find your sex life is thriving!For Yogic-Like Nirvana State Orgasms that last for HOURS, Check Out the Art of Tantric Sex!
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3. Eating Healthy Just Got More Delicious! Of course we all know that eating healthy is great for optimal health, but did you know that certain foods can improve your sex life by getting you in the mood, giving you more energy and stamina during sex, and can even make your spunk taste good! Wholesome foods can definitely help slow the aging process and keep you looking young, but aside from that, they can also get you in the mood by eating such aphrodisiacs as oysters, asparagus, champagne and chocolate. Yum! Eating healthily can give you more energy and make you feel revitalized. Various foods to improve male performance include caviar and bananas. For both to experience increased libido and stamina, chocolate, figs, radish, ginger and ginseng.For great tasting spunk, simply choose your favorite fruit. I find that strawberries, anyone in the berries family, pineapple, kiwi and papaya work best. Simply eat 30 minutes to 1 hour before sexual activity to give your lover a fun sexual surprise! Or, if you want something quick, try these Sweeten 69 Supplements for Him & Her!
4. Go On An Adventure! Take an adventure and experience new things with a lover! Take a hike and enjoy a tryst in the woods or travel to a new place together. Being near nature or seeing new sights will help keep your mind and imagination alive, but it will also assist with keeping you young and spontaneous in life as well as frisky for some naughty fun!Experiencing new things together may also improve closeness, intimacy and trust for one another.
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5. Laugh It Up! You may have heard that laughter is the best medicine and, well, it is! At least, for improving and maintaining intimacy it is. Laughing together helps improve closeness and increase your sense of affection for one another. Not only that, but it relieves stress so the next time you find yourself fighting over something silly like the dishes, step up and make each other laugh. It’s guaranteed for a lifetime of great make up sex!
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Good Luck & Have A Nice Weekend!