How to Choose the Perfect Sex Toy for Your Partner
How to Choose the Perfect Sex Toy for Your Partner
If you are looking to purchase the perfect sex toy for your partner, but you don’t know where to start, this post is for you! I have laid out a few tips and tricks on what to look for, how to find out what your partner likes and wants in a toy, and you can have it delivered by Valentine’s Day with the deals going on in our online store so read on 😉
- Figure Out What Your Partner Likes. If you don’t know what your partner likes or you aren’t sure, then you’ll want to do some digging. Do they enjoy a certain kind of porn? Are they into anal? Is their ultimate fantasy a threesome? All of these things will determine what toy will work best for them and bring a smile to their face on February 14th.
- Ask Probing Questions. If you have no idea where to start or no idea what your partner is into, then it’s a good idea to begin asking some probing questions. Of course, you probably don’t want them to know what you’re up to so it’s a good idea to ask “what if” type questions or address them in a roundabout way. You can do so by asking things like, “would you ever try anal?” or “what do you think about threesomes?” Insert other topics and converse with your partner to really figure out what they’re into or might be into experimenting with.
- Decide On the Perfect Toy. Once you have an idea of what they might enjoy in a toy, then it’s time to shop! Anal toys for anal lovers, threesome toys for those with menage-a-trois fantasies, yiff and furry play, or some classic realistic dildos.
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3 New Year’s Resolutions to Crank Up the Kink in 2016
2016 is finally here and with that comes the annual resolutions so we thought we would come up with some fun, naughty new year’s resolutions that you guys can enjoy this year!
3 New Year’s Resolutions to Crank Up the Kink in 2016
- Try Bondage // Bondage is a fun way to mix things up and experiment. Mild bondage is commonly referred to as kink (think handcuffs, silk restraints and eye masks), but legit bondage is a bit more hardcore than that. If you find that the minor kinks are not doing it for you anymore, trying bondage out may be just the thing to help you feel more fulfillment sexually. Just make sure you’re informed, safe, sane, and consensual before going for it. Click Here to Learn More About Bondage
- Try A Fetish // If you feel that a specific fetish may be right for you, but have been to shy to speak about it, make 2016 the year you speak out about your fantasies and desires! Whether it’s a fetish for pantyhose, latex, rope bondage, yiff, foot fetish, medical fetish, or something else, be authentically you. We support you all the way to your sexual happiness 🙂
- Try Roleplay // If you’re more into the milder side of things, trying out a little frisky roleplay might be enjoyable for you. There’s anything from dirty talk to actual characters (schoolgirl and teacher or doctor and patient, to name a few), yiff roleplay as various animals, and evenvampire roleplay. Do your research and see what piques your interest, then share your thoughts with your partner(s) to discuss possible experimentation.
Here’s to Wishing You the Kinkiest Year Yet 😉
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Things You Didn’t Know Would Boost Your Immunity Naturally!
The fall is probably one of the times of year when they may feel less likely to bump uglies, but you may want to rethink your laziness and low sex drive. Whether it’s the comfort foods, too much sweets, or diet soda cramping your libido’s style, we’ve come up with a few surefire ways to boost your libido naturally that you may not have thought to try!
Things You Didn’t Know Would Boost Your Libido Naturally!
- TV In Your Bedroom – A surprising study on the effect of sex among couples who had a TV in their bedroom yielded even more surprising results. Couples with the TV in their room were more likely to engage in sexual activities because they would either watch more porn together or get bored with their usual shows and have sex instead; who knew?
- Adrenaline Rush – Activities that trigger your adrenaline may help increase your sex drive because of the effect they have on circulation and blood flow. Some fun activities to try out this fall with your partner include zip-lining, surfing, skiing, sky diving, and other activities.
- Hot Chocolate – There may be something to your chocolate addiction during fall! Hot chocolate, especially dark chocolate, helps naturally boost your libido, releases endorphins to trigger your pleasure response, and it’s filled with antioxidants. It’s also equally delicious!
- Sunlight – The vitamin D you gain from sunlight is a natural mood booster. It can help fight depression that may be more likely during the winter and can even help boost your libido so take a stroll with that special someone 😉
- Other natural libido boosters: apple cider with cinnamon, ginseng tea, dark chocolate, avocados, cardiovascular exercise, yoga, and kegel exercises.
- Things to Avoid: Alcohol (especially hard liquor), tonic and soda water (it lowers testosterone), diet soda, and artificial sweeteners.
Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
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Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween from All of Us At Masturgasm!
We hope you have the naughtiest of naughty Halloweens this year and remember to stay safe, sane and consensual 😉
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- How to Play A Game of Naughty Trick or Treat
- How to DIY Your Own Naughty Haunted House
- 13 Naughty Ways to Spend Halloween!
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Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
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4 Sex Toys to Make Your Halloween Costume Naughtier!
With Halloween nearly here, everyone is rushing to get their costume in order for the big night and we’ve come up with 4 sex toys that can take your sexy Halloween costume to the next level! Whether you’re planning on going as something innocent or devilish, we’ve got some kinky options to make your costume a little big naughtier this year.
4 Sex Toys to Make Your Halloween Costume Naughtier!
- Costume: Naughty Bunny Rabbit. This delicious chrome plated steel anal plug comes with a tuft of faux rabbit fur which makes it perfect for pairing for your innocent bunny rabbit costume! Enjoy a little kink after hours with a partner and really get into character 😉
2. Costume: Kinky Puppy or Dog. This naughty double dong has a stylistic dog penis dildo on one end and a textured dog tail on the other! Use both for some yiffing good pleasure and indulge your inner animal’s desires.
3. Costume: Bondage Queen or Vampire. The darker side of sexy Halloween, our bondage gear make perfect additions to any of these costumes! This posture collar is especially useful for late night bondage sessions and keeping a sub in line during fun Halloween festivities 😉
4. Costume: Drill Sergeant or Army Soldier. Whether you’re dominating or submitting, this jack boot paddle is perfect for whipping subordinates into shape! Keep it on you throughout the night to discipline anyone who mouths off.
Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
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What Leads to Sex In A Graveyard?
Sex in a graveyard may seem like a bizarre concept, but it happens and there are a few reasons why. Thrill seekers around this time of year may be considering a quick romp among the tombstones so here are some little known facts to what might lead to sex in a spooky atmosphere this Halloween.
What Leads to Sex In A Graveyard?
Sex in public places might not be your bag, but if it is, that’s cool with us. Just make sure you’re safe and don’t get caught because it’s totally illegal! If you were curious about how people end up having sex in a graveyard, here are a few reasons why it happens time and again.
- Thrill Seekers – Some people are natural-born thrill seekers and enjoy sex in public places. A graveyard is just one of the many places you could enjoy some exciting sex for the fall season.
- It’s Quiet and Romantic – You know what they say, cemeteries are dead silent! Some people find a kind of peace, comfort, and even a sense of romance among the dead which is why they end up in romantic or otherwise lustful entanglements among the tombstones.
- Taboo and Dangerous – It’s obviously a taboo things to have sex in a graveyard, but some people get excited at the thought of getting caught, creating “life” where lives end, and the idea that graveyards are public places where people might see them.
- The Spirits Watch Over You – Other people might enjoy the fact that they imagine the dead watching them get down and dirty on the cemetery lawn under a full moon.
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Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
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Kinky Halloween Games to Play!
Halloween is coming and there are some naughty Halloween games you can enjoy with your partner this Hallow’s Eve that we’ve come up with. These are so much fun, really easy to customize to your sexual tastes, and require little to no prep time!
Kinky Halloween Games to Play!
- Naughty Blind Man’s Bluff – Blindfold your partner and have your way with them! Use dildos,butt plugs, feathers, whips, and various lubricants and creams to invoke pleasure (or titillating pain, if you’re up for it!).
- 7 Minutes In Heaven – This is a game for groups and I’m sure you’ve heard of it from your teen years, but our version is a whole lot naughtier! All you need is a bottle and a lot of imagination. A group sits in a circle around a bottle. You spin the bottle and then select 2 people from the group (depending on where the open end lands) who go into the nearest closet. They then get 7 minutes to do whatever their heart’s desire! Whether that’s a quick kiss or something more devious is up to you and your group!
- Sexy Scavenger Hunt – Take turns hiding away your favorite sex toys, lubricants, bondage gear, chocolate (or chocolate covered strawberries), ice, whips, etc. around the house. Then, go on a hunt to look for them together and enjoy 😉
- The “Abstinence” Game – Taunt one another aggressively with sexual gestures to see who gives in to the urge first! Whoever lasts out the longest wins – or do they? 😉
- Naughty Game of Trick or Treat – Who says trick or treating is just for kids? This gives Halloween fun a naughty new way to play! The full instructions can be found here.
Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
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Your Guide to Erotic Vampire Roleplay
With fall finally here and Halloween coming very soon, your mind might be on the seedier, wilder side of things to keep things sexy in the bedroom. Since we’re all about amping up the kink in your sex life, we’ve been doing research on ways to enjoy some wild naughty fun this fall and we thought, what’s sexier than vampires?
The answer is nothing. Vampires have taken over pop culture in a big way ever since the inception of Twilight, Vampire Diaries and True Blood and it’s no wonder. Even though you might be tuning in to your favorite erotic fantasy shows and films, you may not have thought about how you can enjoy a little vampire roleplay yourself which brings us to our first kink guide with a naughty Halloween twist!
Your Guide to Erotic Vampire Roleplay
- Set the Stage. If you’re really trying to enjoy some vampire roleplay, you’ll want to set the stage and mood by using silk or velvet sheets and blankets, deep dark colors, lighting candles, and playing seductive music. This will help everyone get into the flow of things and feels more sexy, romantic, and a lot less awkward than trying to make it happen in your normal everyday environment. Half the appeal of vampire role play is the boldness, the darkness, and the seductive feel of that world so play that up.
- Pick A Character. This can be as complicated or simple as you like. You can simply choose who gets to be the vampire and who gets to be the human victim and switch off or you can create specific characters with names. You can also give your characters roles such as dominant and submissive to give the role playing some direction. You can even do something such as vampire and werewolf roles to give it more of a visceral and primal feel of lust. Try some animal dildosfor realism 😉 You can also switch roles to keep things fun, but it’s entirely up to you.
- Try Bondage. You can try playing games of lust and control such as with masturbation. One person masturbates while the other tells them when they can begin and stop as they like which can increase the intensity of pleasure. You can use bondage gear such as restraints, collars, and vibrators or use dildos, anal toys, or fetish toys to up the ante as well.
Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
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How to Maintain Sexual Health this Fall
This post is a bit different than our normal wild selves, but I think it’s very important to keep your health in mind when the seasons change. Namely when the weather turns cold, it’s important to keep your immunity boosted, eat well, stay active, and enjoy a balanced sense of well being. All of these things can help improve your sexual health and actually improve your sex life, sexual stamina, and more if followed so read on for tips!
How to Maintain Sexual Health this Fall
- Try Tantra. Tantra is the art of meditation during sex. It’s aim is to help you reach higher states of pleasure and ecstasy. Although tantra does not always focus on sex, there is a big emphasis on intimacy. If you think tantra is a bit strange, you can start improving sexual health and well being with these yoga poses to increase your libido instead or just get fit with your partner. Working out with your partner helps increase the feeling of closeness and bonding with them and also helps amp up your sex drive for after workout fun 😉
- Eat Well. Even though it’s tempting to indulge in all the comfort foods, desserts, and lay around all bundled up this fall, make sure you get your fill of healthy foods. Some foods can help boost your libido more than others so be sure to check out our list of fall foods that help increase your libido naturally.
- Try New Things. This last one is less obvious than the others, but just as important. If you feel your sex life has gone by the wayside or now feels dull and boring, try mixing things up! Give these naughty fall ideas a go, try new sex toys, new sex positions, or simply talk about what you both like in bed. Communication is the first step to a better sex life and then, before you know it, you’ll be enjoying all your fantasies in real time.
Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
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5 Benefits to Having Sex on Your Period
Sex on your period might be something you would never, ever in a million years consider or it might be something you enjoy on the regular. Whatever your stance on this interesting (and sometimes deliciously messy) arrangement, there are several benefits to having sex on your period and we thought we’d mention a few of our favorites 😉
5 Benefits to Having Sex on Your Period
- Did you know strippers make more money on their periods? True story. Strippers tend to get better and more frequent tips during and around their periods because ovulation can literally be sensed by males on a primal level. Make it rain, ladies 😉
- It represents femininity and womanhood. You might not feel very feminine during your period, but it is a serious representation of womanhood, femininity, and fertility.
- It turns people on! Since it is a representation of all that is womanly, it may very well turn a lot of people on! Believe it or not, some people are extremely turned on by it.
- It might save your marriage. If you only happen to give off a specific aroma during your period, it might help increase the bonding and attraction between yourself and your partner which, if there’s trouble in paradise, could really help save your marriage! 😉
- Did you know it excretes through your skin and attracts others? It’s true. The scent of ovulation actually excretes through your skin (normally in the form of perspiration) and helps attract others to you. The scent is said to be similar to the scent of marigolds. Crazy, huh?
So, there you have it! You might be rethinking your no-sex-during-your-period rule and rightly so 😉
Stay Safe & Naughty 😉
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Disclaimer: We, here at Masturgasm, are not doctors (though we love dressing up as naughty ones ;-)). We do not claim to be healthcare professionals; we only offer the best advice and what has worked best for us. If you are unsure whether any of these tips are right for you, please seek care with a medical doctor or primary healthcare physician.