5 Exciting Places for a Quickie!
Life goes by in a flash so it’s no wonder that many of us feel like we don’t have enough time to get down and dirty with that special someone. Since we feel it’s a damn shame to miss out on some good old fashioned (or not) sex, we’ve come up with 5 tips to help you get it in on the run, wherever you might be!
5 Exciting Places for a Quickie!
- The Bedroom Closet – Dying for a moment alone? Hide out together in your bedroom closet and enjoy a quick moment of passion. Sure, it’s not the Hilton, but we’ll take what we can get!
- Your In-laws Bathroom – Visiting the in-laws for a party? Sneak away to the bathroom for a fast romp. Nothing’s better than being in the heat of the moment and acting on it!
- Up Against A Car – Whether it’s a garage, parking lot of side of the road, getting hot and heavy up against a car is a kinky way to enjoy a little voyeurism and take a walk on the wilder side of life.
- The Public Bathroom – If you’re down to get a little grimy, this naughty idea is perfect whether you’re at the mall, in a restaurant or sneaking away from your friends at the club.
- Behind A Building – Make sure there are no prying eyes and enjoy a little bit of fun behind a building! If it’s at night, even better; nobody will be around to interrupt the fun 😉
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3 Reasons to Be Unashamed of Your Cougar Status
3 Reasons to Be Unashamed of Your Cougar Status
There’s nothing shameful about being an attractive older woman. People might try to shame you into oblivion, but why should you? You’re most likely beautiful, successful, and easily able to get the attention of all men, even those younger than yourself. Others might not understand your lifestyle, but there’s no reason you shouldn’t revel in it. Here are 3 reasons to be unashamed of your “cougar” status as an attractive, successful, and confident woman.
- Be Confident – Dating who you want, doing what you want; it’s all a part of being an attractive older woman. A “cougar,” if you will. Being bold enough to take what you want with no apologies is just one of the perks of your life and it makes you your most confident self.
- Be Carefree – Life should be fun and, at any age, you should enjoy yourself! Indulging in the best that life has to offer, whether in dating or not, is one of the best perks of being who you are. Being with someone who has those same ideals is nothing to scoff at. Be happy and carefree as you like; you deserve it!
- Own Your Sexuality – The main thing about dating someone younger than yourself is owning your sexuality. You’re in control of you; nobody is going to tie you down. You’re a beautiful, sexual human being and you should live that to the fullest.
At the end of the day, you choose your life. Nobody else can take that from you unless you let them. If other people don’t understand your choices, well, that’s on them; not you. Don’t worry about what others might think. You know what’s right for you and only you can make you happy.
Power On, Cougars 😉
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3 Ways A Brazilian Wax Can Improve Your Sex Life!
3 Ways A Brazilian Wax Will Improve Your Sex Life
Summer is right around the corner and bikini season right along with it. If, like me, you can’t find the time to shave away day in and day out, a Brazilian wax might be the answer and there are many benefits to enjoy along with it!
- You will feel sexier come bikini season. Shaving can be a tireless task and the hair grows right back. With waxing, you’ll feel totally smooth and sexy in your bikini (and lingerie) any time, anywhere. No need to take a quick shower and shave because the work is done!
- Summer quickies are a cinch! Ever wanted to enjoy a quick intimate moment with your partner, but decline because you haven’t shaved? Waxing makes that worry a thing of the past. Enjoy all the summer erotic play you like and never worry about hair growth again.
- Your partner will love it. 91% of men, in a recent poll, stated they found Brazilian waxes much more attractive and sexy. Many women claim oral sensations to be even more pleasurable and pleasant than before as well!
The results of waxing are awesome, but waxing itself can be uncomfortable. Obviously, you should look for a waxing salon that practices safe, hygienic waxing and has a well-trained staff. A few moments of discomfort are absolutely worth the long term effects of waxing if it means you can enjoy all that summer has to offer, right?
Good Luck 😉
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How to Make Sex More Spiritual
How to Make Sex A Spiritual Experience
Sex is wonderful in and of itself, but if you’re looking for something a little more fulfilling to your spiritual life and want to take sex to a higher level, I came up with a few tips to help you get there!
- Connect With Your Partner(s). Obviously, the first step to a higher level of intimacy is connecting with your partner(s). Because spirituality is a connection of the mind and spirit, you want to be at total ease and comfort with whoever you are engaging erotic activities with. There are easy ways to connect with your partner on this level that you can try, as you like, but my favorites include meditating and/or yoga practice together, weight lifting together, engaging in personal conversation without distraction, indulging in a bath or shower together, and giving one another an erotic massage. Take things slow; that’s where the magic happens!
- Sex Meditation. Sex meditation isn’t just sitting around doing nothing, though I know a lot of people might have this belief about it. Meditation can be any number of things: making eye contact with your partner without speaking, bathing together in silence, and/or just lying next to one another without doing anything else. Meditation is a focused intention on being with one another without having to do, be, or say anything and this will help you both further connect.
- Try Tantra. Once you feel a strong intimate bond with one another, you can take things to a higher precipice of ecstasy by indulging in tantra. There are many ways to engage in tantra, but the basics of it are slow, intense, engaged, sexual pleasure and it’s very much rooted in a connection with your partner. You can get more tips on tantra here and read about the history of tantra here.
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3 Ways to Make Bondage More Exciting
3 Ways to Make Bondage More Exciting!
Bondage is a great way to spice things up in your sex life, but what happens when things begin to get stale? Do you fold your cards and go vanilla? Not on our watch, kinksters 😉
If you think you’re ready to take your kinky fun to the next level or maybe just mix things up a bit, here are some things you can try to put the fireworks back in your relationship.
- Play Doctor. If you’re well educated and inducted into the ways of BDSM and bondage relationships, you might want to try medical play if you haven’t already. Medical play invokes a doctor/patient role playing relationship, involves medical-like devices and toys, and adds a whole new layer of kink to otherwise typical BDSM play.
- Gear Up. If you’re slightly new to bondage, but have done some experimenting, you may find excitement with more intense bondage gear such as restraints, cuffs, and other gear to amp up the intensity. Power play is a great way to enjoy some kink, but restraints add a layer of realism and erotic intensity to the whole thing.
- 50 Shades of Kink. If you’re well into the world of bondage, but are looking for small ways to add stimulation to your typical play, we highly recommend you give sex toys a try! Whether it’s a vibrator, dildo, or butt plug, we have something for everyone to enjoy and explore.
If you’re totally new to the world of bondage, check out our extensive bondage guide!
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Your Guide to Erotic Biting
Although we’re not all self-proclaimed vamps in bed, I think it’s safe to say everyone enjoys a little erotic biting now and again. Whether it’s on the neck, thighs, or someplace a little more intimate, biting can be a sign of passion, aggression and sensual pleasure. If you’re new to this kind of token of affection, our guide is just the thing you need to get a handle on trying it out for yourself and enjoying a little gentle (or not so gentle) nibbling of your own!
Your Guide to Erotic Biting
- Test the Waters: If you’ve never tried erotic biting in bed with a partner, you might want to take things slow. Test the waters by gently grazing their neck or collar bone with your teeth as you kiss them. You don’t want to go gnawing away at someone who might not be into it so it’s best to ease into things. If you’re really unsure, you can speak with your partner directly and see if that’s something they’re okay with. Communication is key!
- Where to Bite: Where you decide to dig your teeth in (however gently) is up to you and your partner, but there are specific erogenous zones that will act as pleasure spots for your partner. These are great places to start if you’re new to sensual biting. These pleasure hot spots include your neck, collar bone, lips, thighs, butt, and even breasts, vagina (if they’re okay with it!), and inner wrists. Be gentle until you know if you’re partner is into it and communicate what you both like to determine the best plan of action, intensity, etc.
- How to Bite: As I previously said, you don’t want to go gnawing away at your partner without their consent. That’s the quickest way to kill the mood if they’re not into it. If they are okay with gentle biting, however, make sure your bites are quick, gentle, and don’t break skin. On top of that, intimate areas are completely off limits unless you and your partner agree it’s okay to do so. And remember: hickies are tacky.
- Slowly Increase Intensity: Again, erotic biting is something you’ll want to ease into. Gentle biting here and there as you kiss and caress your partner is a great way to build up the intensity over time. The pressure and intensity of the bites all depend on you and your partner’s tastes so be sure to communicate how you feel, what you like, and what you don’t so that your partner can reciprocate their desires as well.
Good Luck!
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Your Sex Toy Travel Essentials
Shibari Bling Mini Travel Wand Vibe | Encounter Personal Lubricant 2 Oz. | Analicious Butt Plug
Your Sex Toy Travel Essentials
Traveling can be a hassle in and of itself, but traveling with sex toys? That complicates things even further. That said, it’s not entirely impossible to travel with a few of your favorites vibes and lubes, if you so wish, and with a little thought, they’ll stay under the radar of TSA and everyone else. Typically, if you’re flying somewhere, you’ll want to keep your items small and portable. There’s a weight limit for luggage as well as an ounce limit for liquids so you don’t want lubes and toys costing you more time and money than your flight. To avoid any hassle and pack your items seamlessly, stick to traveling with small toys that are 1 pound or less and lubricants that are 2 ounces in volume or less. This will ensure you can travel worry-free and enjoy some naughty fun when you arrive at your chosen destination!
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5 Naughty New Year’s Resolutions for 2015
The impending new year allows us a chance to reflect and rejuvenate, but also a chance to plan ahead for the new year and enjoy even better things to come! Here at Masturgasm, we hope to help you indulge in all the kink you can carry so here are a few resolutions we think will help achieve just that in 2015!
- Try Anal On For Size. Anal can be a seriously pleasurable asset to any intimate sex life, but it can be difficult to convince your partner to give it a go if they’ve never tried it before. If they need persuading, check out this post on how to convince them to try it out with you! Otherwise, if you just need a few tips and tricks, get the 411 on Anal here.
- Play A Role. Role playing is a great way to get to know your partner a little better and to explore all the different sides of your sexual selves. Whether you’re into yiff roleplay or maybe a little bondage, role playing is a great way to improve your intimate trust and sexual satisfaction in 2015.
- Get the Thickness You Deserve. Do you and your partner desire more thickness during intimacy? We have the PERFECT extension for you! Our beloved Thick Ur Dick Girth Expander helps give you the thickness in your penis that you deserve to please you and your partner.
- Menage-A-Trois, Anyone? Before you pass over this one, we’re not talking about a 3 person sex fest (unless you’re into that, then proceed 😉 ). We’re talking about our Fidelity Fantasy Threesome Toys! They help facilitate the sensations of threesome, double penetration pleasure without involving a third person. So, you can your partner can enjoy double the pleasure and double the fun without the third wheel – awesome, right?
- Inflate Your…Ego 😉 Your ego won’t be the only thing inflated once we’re done with you! Our electric penis pumps are perfect for getting a bigger dick, instantly during use, and enjoying intense pleasure all at once!
Here’s to the Naughtiest New Year in 2015 😉
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3 Ways to Amp Up the Kink In Your Relationship in 2015!
You may find that the winter months have you feeling a bit blah in the bedroom and the colder weather can do that. Colder weather tends to sap your libido so it’s important to eat well, stay active, and experiment when things are getting dull. That’s why we came up with a few ideas to help you spice up the naughtiness in your relationship!
- Try Something New. Whether it’s anal, a little fetish or BDSM, a new sex position, or even just trying a naughty new sex toy, trying something new in the bedroom can be a breath of much-needed fresh air for your intimate life so don’t be afraid to get a little extreme if you feel the need! Yiff roleplay, medical fetish toys, or just sizing up your anal toys can make a big difference in your overall sexual satisfaction.
- Renew Enthusiasm For the Classics. If you’re opposed to trying anything new, maybe you just need a little more enthusiasm in your life! Get excited about pleasing your partner, even if the task seems unexciting. Working up some enthusiasm at bringing your partner to ecstasy could just mean the difference between a ho-hum sexual experience and a seriously satisfying erotic experience.
- Get Active Together. This might sound like strange advice, but it’s true: staying active together can increase your sex drives together, make your bond together even stronger, and even enjoy more passionate, enthusiastic intimacy.
Stay Naughty, My Friends ;-P
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10 Naughty Things You + Your Lover Should Try In the Bedroom!
Its getting cold out there, and we here at Masturgasm hope that you have someone you can
“warm up” with ;-P . Here are 10 naughty things that you can try in the bedroom!
1. Try a Little Roleplay. Sometimes its nice to have an all new experience and a fun way to do this is by pretending to be someone else! Role-playing is a Masturgasm favorite, come see our toys and see what your next sexual adventure will be!
2. Experiment With Anal Sex. Have you ever tried door # 2? If not, this is a mystery that you need to uncover now! Make sure to get lots of lube and take it slow if its your first time. Anal sex is an amazing experience, and every moment is meant to be savored and enjoyed. Check out our amazing line of anal toys.
3. Try Bondage! Bondage is a very cerebral experience, whether you are submissive or dominant, and a part of everyone craves a part of what bondage offers. We do bondage right at Masturgasm, and have lots of naughty toys that help you fully experience the pleasure that you can attain while being dominant or submissive.
4. Experience Double-Penetration. Only the kinkiest for you! Double penetration is an experience that will change your take on sex forever, and we at Masturgasm have some great toys to experience the feeling of being taken by two in our Threesome Toys.
5. Play Doctor… This will only hurt a little bit….. 😉 Playing doctor is a great way to start some serious play with your partner. We have some awesome Steel Toys that can help you with your medical fancies!
6. Unleash Your Inner Animal – Ever wanted to woof woof while you bow wow wow? Animal play or furry roleplay is a favorite among our followers. Pretend to be a couple of frisky horses or do it doggy-style – For Real! We have many toys available for those who want to unleash their inner animal.
7. Try Urethral Stretching. Try out some new sensations with our new steel medical toys. If you dont know what Urethral stretching is, check out our Beginners Guide To Urethral Stretching.
8. Play footsies (or fisties!) erotic style… Bring a 5th foot to the party and embark on a foot or fist fetish. Try out the killer but sexy Femme foot fatale, or the Duo Fist. These toys are only for the true sex warrior.
9. GO BIG! If you and your partner seek to tame a beast, look no further. We have some killer beastie toys for you to try out. So what do you think? Are you fierce enough for the beast? Can you tame moby dick? What about Mr. Ed?
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