Naughty Gift Guide 2013: For Kinky Couples
In honor of the holidays, I’ve come up with some fun and naughtily themed gift guides which I hope you’ll all find amusing and instructive 😉
I’ve included what I think are our best toys and some of my own personal favorites as well – happy gift shopping for those you hold dear – don’t forget to treat yourself too!
{ Threesome Fantasy } This 3 toy kit is perfect for those couples who want to take things a bit outside the box and into threesome double penetration adventure zones without involving a third person in their intimate escapades. I think a lot of women are really curious and turned on by the idea of a threesome, but the emotional anxiety or aftermath of involving a third person in your relationship, especially physically, can be really taxing so opting for the toys keeps the fun, physical end of the fantasy alive and erotic without things getting too messy, er, anymore than usual that is 😉
{ Foot Love }Â Although foot fetish fun isn’t for everyone (rhyming is totally unintentional, I swear), everyone must try it at least once, just because! It’s kind of erotic when you take the time to try it out and even if it’s not for you, it checks one off the list of things to try, amirite? If you are into foot lovin’ or not, this Femme Foot Fatale toy is awesome because it has the erotic visual of feet while offering the functionality of a toy that can be used any way you like!
{ Fistful of Fun }Â Sure, it’s true; fisting isn’t for everyone, but it can be really intensely pleasurable and exciting for the sexually adventurous set and why not? Our Duo Fist Toy is seriously intense, packs a punch (get it? ;-)) and guarantees a good time for the right couple!
{ Extra Inches }Â A totally classic penis extension, the 3 Extra Inches is massively popular and with good reason; it gives added inches to any member so you can go as deep as you like! Also, the way the extensions work is they actually assist you in staying harder for longer and experiencing a more intense orgasm, much like a cock ring!
Enter Our Naughty & Nice Holiday Giveaway!Â
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♥ xO
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It’s a well known fact that our sex drives slow down when winter comes. Lower temperatures, early dark nights, and the frequent chill dulls our libidos so that we’re less likely to feel sexual desire and arousal as much.
Not to worry!
With this weekend’s deal, you can get all the naughty supplies you need to keep your love and sex life amped up all winter long – or at least long enough to last you until Spring Fever hits!
From Now until Tuesday, Get 5% Off ALL Orders of $40 or More!
Happy { Naughty } Shopping!
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[B3 Tuyo White & Pink Vibromasseur Vibe – FREE Condom Case With Purchase!]
At Masturgasm, we have a hand picked selection of vibes which vary in color, shape, size, and style, but are all meant to bring you the most pleasurable sexual experiences imaginable! From the uniquely round shaped vibes (as seen above), to the more traditional rabbit and g-spot vibes, we have something for everyone!
Here are a Few of My Personal Favorites!
EVOLVED Diamond Edition Waterproof Lustre Gspot Vibrator
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Impressions 5X Silicone Gel Red G-Spot Vibrator
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EVOLVED Symphony Edition Waterproof Rhapsody Vibrator
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The Matador w/ SMP Vibe Dildo
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Sassy Pink Rabbit Vibrator
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Je T’aime 7″ Le Point G Vibe, Violet
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EVOLVED Roulette Edition Bet On Black Vibrator
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Auto Erotica 3-In-1 Vibrator
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Have a Naughty Weekend! 
xO
ANAL FUN FROM ICON!
Icon Brands Falcon Ass Egg, Starter 3.5″ – Click to See on Amazon
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Icon Brands Falcon Ass Egg, Intermediate 4.5″ – Click to See on Amazon
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xO
Take Advantage of Our Valentine’s Day Special While You Can!
Our Valentine’s Day Special is well under way and you’ve only got until February 14th ( Valentine’s Day) to enjoy 15% Off On ALL Orders made on Masturgasm.com & 15% Off On ALL Orders made in our Amazon Web Store of $30 or More so get to shopping while you can!
And Remember…
Happy { F**king on } Valentine’s Day!
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Yours Truly,
Kinky Kate
xO
GroundHog Day Flash Free Shipping Special!
Happy {almost} Groundhog Day!
For this very momentous event, we at Masturgasm have decided to celebrate by offering Free Shipping on all purchases of anal toys which equals $30 or more so enjoy it while you can!
Offer Expires February 2nd at midnight!
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xO
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The Serpenis is an amazing dildo with a snake-like texture and appearance, including a stimulating knob on the base which can function to stimulate both the clitoris or the anal area!
It’s angular head and textured body will drive you wild and are a fantastic addition to any and all of your animal role play fantasies!
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xO
Happy { F**king } Valentine’s Day! ;-)
Sale Alert!
From Now until February 14th ( Valentine’s Day), Enjoy 15% Off On ALL Orders made on Masturgasm.com & 15% Off On ALL Orders made in our Amazon Web Store of $30 or More!
Happy { F**king on } Valentine’s Day!
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Yours Truly,
Kinky Kate
xO
3 Naughty New Things to Try On NYE!
New Years’ Eve is almost upon us and with that, comes specific obligations to try new things, enter 2012 with a bang (for some, we mean literally ;), and have a great time of course!
That being said, I made up a list of fun possibilities and ways to spend your evening in the true spirit of new beginning and trying new things!
1. Anal Sex: Okay, I know. Either you love it or you hate it, but at least give it a go! Some truly swear by anal, while others not so much, but I truly think it’s something everyone needs to try at least once in their lifetime. Guidelines to remember: use LOTS of lube (seriously), RELAX yourself (if you’re on the receiving end!), and make sure you’re both relaxed and turned on. A good way to begin is with some foreplay before jumping into your anal adventure. This way, you’re both turned on and relaxed. That’s really important come time for penetration! You can also start out using small anal toys to adjust yourself to the feeling. Last but not least, have a good time and a sense of humor!
Fidelity G-Spot Fantasy Double Penetration Toy
2. Double Penetration: Now before you freak out about involving a third person in your relationship, take a deep breath and relax! That is not what I’m implying (unless you’re into that, in which case, proceed!), especially if you are in a monogamous relationship, but that’s where toys come in. Romance Attack Online carries a 3 series of toys for couples that enable double penetration WITHOUT involving a third person. So, it’s just you and your partner, but 100X the pleasure. This is a great way to amp up the intensity of intercourse and finally fulfill your closet fantasies about a threesome! (Go on then! We’ve all had them!) These toys are fantastic, versatile and take all the anxiety and panic out of the typical threesome.
3. Enjoy That Furry Love: No, I’m not suggesting bestiality because that’s totally illegal, but I AM suggesting you get in touch with your primal instincts and own inner animal. Are you a dog, wolf, etc? Or is your partner the one with an animal inside? Whichever, we carry a line of yiff-inspired toys for all your carnal desires. Indulge in the furry fantasy!
If all of these sounds too crazy for your style, no worries. A simple massage, some light bondage, a new sex position (or several!), or even some new toys and lubricants are all fun ways to spend the evening! Remember to do what fits your comfort zone and what piques your interest.
Have a Happy New Year!
See you in 2013!
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Happy Holidays!
Yours Truly,
Kinky Kate
xO